ROBINETTE'S ISLAND

(The part of Gilligan will be played by
Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.)

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Just sit right back and you'll see a fail,
A fail and a finger flip
That started from the very first day
Aboard this sinking ship.

The mate was a mighty Amtrak man,
The skipper like manure.
Congress set the laws that day
For a three trillion more, a three trillion more.

The markets started getting rough,
The voters knew the cost,
If not for the shouting of the fearless few
The country would be lost, the country would be lost.


Sharia set ground on the shore of this unguarded dhimmi isle
With Robinette
The Skipper too,
Ayers terrorist and his wife,
The hybrid car
The Gorefessor and San Fran Nan,
Here on Robinette's Isle.

So this is the tale of the spendaways,
They're here for a short, short time,
They'll need to buy a lot of things,
To make inflation climb.

Barack and Harry Reid too,
Will do their liberal best,
To make the unions comfortable,
In a country that's depressed.

No God, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Gwyneth Paltrow,
As ignorant as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get all riled,
From all the progressive spendaways,
Here on "Robinette's Isle"