Same sex marriage, same sex marriage,
Go together like a horse-less carraige
This I tell ya, brother, you can have two dads and two mothers.

Same sex marriage, Same sex marriage,
It's an institute you can't disparage.
Ask the local gentry and they will say it's a “new century”.

Try, try, try to go outlaw them, there's no confusion.
Try, try, try and you will see it's now the Constitution:

Same sex marriage, same sex marriage,
Go together like a horse--less carriage.
Dad is now your mother you can have one
You can have none.
You can have one and than another.

[Musical interlude]

Try, try, try to go outlaw them, there's no confusion.
Try, try, try and you will see it's now the Constitution:

Same sex, same sex marriage,
Go together like a horse-less carriage.
Dad is now your mother you can have one
(You can have none.)
You can have one and than another.