See me, Filner, touch you, thrill me
See me, Filner, touch you, thrill me
See me, Filner, touch you, thrill me
See me, Filner, touch you, thrill me

Eyes glisten at you, I get permission
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I am a stalker
I get excited when we meet

Right behind you, I pinch your bottom
On you, I see your horror
From you, I get submission
From you, there is no story

Eyes glisten at you, I get permission
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I am a stalker
I get excited when we meet

Right behind you, I pinch your bottom
On you, I see your horror
From you, I get submission
From you, there is no story

Eyes glisten at you, I get permission
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I am a stalker
I get excited when we meet

I'm outted now, and there's millions
Know me

We won't be drooled again!!

Psycho Filner

Dems can't seem to face up to the fact
I'm a pervert and I Can't relax

I can't sleep 'cause my balls on fire
Ohhh touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho Filner
Kiss Kiss Kiss
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Don't run run run run run run run away Oooohhhh Oooohhhh
Psycho Filner
Kiss Kiss Kiss
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Don't run run run run run run run away

Ohhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. yay yay yay yay yay!!!

Oooh. Oooh.

I start a conversation you wont even finish it.
I'm talkin' dirty, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I've nasty things to say, my lips aren't sealed.
I say something once, I'll say it again.

Psycho Filner
Kiss Kiss Kiss
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Don't run run run run run run run away
Psycho Filner
Kiss Kiss Kiss
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Don't run run run run run run run away

Ohhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhh. Aay Aay Aay Aay Aay!!!

Oh can I please, snap your bra?
Oh can I please, snap your bra?
Real dirty, I'm Mayor
Rub me nice, for a job ... OK Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah...

I am insane and I lost my mind
I hit on women but I am polite

Psycho Filner
Kiss Kiss Kiss
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Don't run run run run run run run away
Psycho Filner
Kiss Kiss Kiss
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Don't run run run run run run awayOOOhhhhhhh..... OOOhhhhhhhhh....... AHhhhhh..

It's after mid-day
Something evil lurks at City Hall
Much to your dismay
You see a boss whose conduct does appall
You try to scream,
But the mayor tongues your mouth before you make it
You start to freeze as Hizzoner looks right into your eyes
You're paralyzed

Cause this is Filner, Filner night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to grope
You know it's Filthy .. Filner night
You're fighting back disgust
Against a Filthy Filner tonight

You hear the door slam
And realize there's no one 'cept this twit
You feel the cold hand
Trying to cop a squeezing of your tit
You close your eyes
And try to cope with this gross violation
But all the while
You feel this cretin patting your behind
He's a real slime

Cause this is Filner, Filner night
There ain't no second chance against
The creep with horny hands, girl
Filner, Filner night
You're fighting off disgust
Against a filthy Filner tonight

Old rumors surface
Concerning this bastard's depravity
There's no escaping the paws of the mayor this time
(They're all over)
This is the end of the line

They're out to get him
Reports are coming in from every side
You can't revenge him
Unless you grab that phone and start to dial
Now is the time
For you and I take this to the media
All thru your plight
I'll save you from a mayor most unclean
I'll make you see

That this is Filner, Filner night
Cause Filner's got to pay
For all the gropes that he did dare try
Filner, Filner night
So hold your head up high and bust a
Sleazy. Evil. Filthy. Filner
Here tonight!!

Cause this is Filner, Filner night
Cause Filner's got to pay
For all the gropes that he did dare try
Filner, Filner night
So hold your head up high and bust a filthy Filner ...
Got to get Filner tonight

(Filner Rap)

Darkness falls across the Dems
Reckoning hour is close at hand
Bloggers trawl in search of blood
To find more types of victimhood
And whomsoever shall be found
To have abetted this vile clown
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
Buried under a vote ground swell

Gonna get Filner tonight
(Filthy, Filner)
Get Filner tonight
(Filner night, Filner)
Get Filner tonight
Ooh, Baby, get Filner tonight ...

The foulest stench is in the air
The cover ups of fourteen years
And tawdry tales across the state
Are closing in to seal his fate
And though he fights to stay alive
The Donkey starts to shiver
For no Dem pol can be linked
To evil of

THE FILNER!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ....... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .....

Callmelennie.

I wouldn't trade that diddy for all the vodka in the world.

An instant classic!

"You hear the door slam
And realize you're alone with this twit
You feel the cold hand
Trying to cop a squeezing of your tit "

Most impressive

Nyet, nyet, nyet -- off of your knees, charming emoticons of the People. Prostate yourself not for me, for the equality belongs to great People's Muse who warbled in my ear, "Cause this is FILTHY .. Filner night"

After making link of People's Degenerate Filner to People's Hermaphrodite Michael Jackson, writing rest of song was as easy as knocking dirt off newly uprooted beet root and tossing it into People's Root Cellar

And forgive me, El Presidente, for I changed some lyrics in Stanza Two thus setting you up for charge of "Bearing false quotations against the Comrade" This was not my intention; I was merely attempting to "perfect" the pacing of song in order to be rewarded with the highest badge of The People's Equality. And for this unseemly ambition, I apologize

Grandma was harassed by Mayor Filner
Workin' in his office so naïve.
You could say he'd never hit on Grandmas
But now even Pelosi she believes.

She'd was workin' on the late shift,
And he begged her not to go.
And she had such dedication
Till his hands were upon her, now she knows

When they found her in his office',
At the scene of the attack.
There were drool stains on her forehead,
And Mayor Filner's fingers still in her crack.

Grandma was harassed by Mayor Filner
Workin' in his office so naïve.
You could say he'd never hit on Grandmas
But now even Pelosi she believes.

Now he's checked in for treatment,
He's responding oh so well.
See him in there kissin' women,
Pinchin' butts and askin' victims please don't tell.

It's not the same without Filner.
Democrats want him back.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Was Bill's support permission to attack?

Grandma was harassed by Mayor Filner
Workin' in his office so naïve.
You could say he'd never hit on Grandmas
But now even Pelosi she believes.

Now his ass is on the table
And the scandal's getting big.
And he needs a shovel handle,
So that from this mess he could start to dig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
" Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never vote for mayor,
Pigs or men who post pics of themselves.

Grandma was harassed by Mayor Filner
Workin' in his office so naïve.
You could say he'd never hit on Grandmas
But now even Pelosi she believes.

Grandma was harassed by Mayor Filner
Workin' in his office so naïve.
You could say he'd never hit on Grandmas
But now even Pelosi she believes.