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Silly Childhood Bus Song Becomes Anthem For Obama

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This song we used to sing on the school bus amazed everyone, including the annoyed bus driver, that heard it. We opened all the windows to make sure we were heard. Even though we were young, we knew we were making a big impact on the world by shouting this song:





Today, a Common Core adaptation has allowed us to change the words a bit so we can show our solidarity with our current president. The German spellings are just an atavistic attempt at "sensitivity." (and, of course, "diversity")


Baaa Raken Heimer He's a Schidt!
His name is my name, too!
Whenever we go out, the people always shout,
Oh it's Baaa Raken Heimer POS!
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!


(repeat indefinitely, getting softer on the verse,
increasingly LOUDER on the chorus!)


The ever-climactic chorus would be:
(in Russian): YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
or
(en español): SI SI SI SI SI SI SI!
or
(in English): BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA!
or
(in German) JA JA JA JA JA JA JA!

Can this be far behind, Comradinsky Pamalinsky? Pretty soon our children will be merrily singing this little ditty on their field trips to Medina and Mecca



99 names of Allah for us all
99 names for Allah -- Ar Rahman!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
98 names of Allah to enthrall

98 names of Allah for us all
98 names of Allah -- Ar Rahim!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
97 names of Allah to enthrall

97 names of Allah for us all
97 names of Allah -- Al Malik!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
96 names of Allah to enthrall

96 names of Allah for us all
96 names of Allah -- Al Quddus!!
You take one down proclaim it around
95 names of Allah to enthrall

95 names of Allah for us all
95 names of Allah -- Al Aziz!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
94 names of Allah to enthrall

94 names of Allah for us all
94 names of Allah -- Al Jabbar!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
93 names of Allah to enthrall


(And so on and so forth, and so forth and so on, until ......)


5 more names of Allah for us all
5 more names of Allah -- An Nur!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
4 more names of Allah to enthrall

4 more names of Allah for us all
4 more names of Allah -- Ar Rashid!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
3 more names of Allah to enthrall

3 more names of Allah for us all
3 more names of Allah -- Al Karim!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
2 more names of Allah

2 more names of Allah for us all
2 more names of Alah -- Ar Ra'uf!!
You take one down, proclaim it around
One last name of Allah to enthrall

ONE last name of Allah for us all
ONE last name for Allah -- ALLAH!!
You take it down, proclaim it around
No more beautiful names to enthrall


 
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