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We will now hear testimony from Mr Nicely Nicely Bagger. Mr Nicely Nicely Bagger!

Well it's funny, I never saw myself as no Tea Party activitist. But then I had this dream, see

Tell us about it in your own words

I dreamed last night I was at a townhall meeting
And by some chance I had brought my concerns along
And there I sat, and I hollered, "Someone hear me."
But the Congressman he knew right from wrong
And the libs said to me -- Sit down .. sit down you're rocking the boat
Libs said to me -- Sit down .. sit down you're rocking the boat
And the lefties will drag you under
By that hate filled button on your fascist coat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rocking the boat

And there I sat at that little townhall meeting
And by some chance had the Constitution in my fist
And then I asked "By what authority"
But the Congressman told me to desist
And the libs said to me "Beware" (Beware!)
You're scuttling the plans of The One
Libs said to me Beware (Beware!)
We gotta get healthcare done
And the lefties will drag you under
By the racist words from your wicked throat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rocking the boat

And as I laughed at that Congressman at the meeting (HA, HA, HA, HA)
A wave of disgust came and washed him overboard
And as he sank, he yelled, -- Why didn't you save me.
Cause you wouldn't listen; Thank the Lord! (Thank the Lord, Thank the Lord)
And I said to myself -- Stand up, stand up keep rocking the boat
He said to himself -- Stand up, stand up keep rocking the boat.
And the lefties can't drag us under
With our hearts so strong it'll keep us afloat
Stand up, stand up, stand up, stand up
Stand up keep rocking the boat

Stand up, keep rocking ... rocking the boat
Stand up, keep rocking ... rocking the boat
Stand up, keep rocking ... rocking the boat
Stand up, keep rocking ... rocking the boat
Stand up, keep rocking ... rocking the boat
Stand up, keep rocking ... rocking the boat

STAND UP ... KEEP ROCKING ... THE BO-O-O-O-O-AT!

Well, Comrades, seeing as how we have the done the showstopper from "Guys and Proggs" why not segue into the grand finale

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What's happenin' at Ground Zero? I'll tell ya what's happenin' at Ground Zero
They're talking about service and reaching out to Muslims an looking forward
And they ain't even invitin' or commemoratin' the heroes
That's what's happenin' at Ground Zero

What's in the daily news? I'll tell ya what's in the daily news
Story about Obama kowtowing to Marxist and Muslim dictators
While giving the shaft to patriots and Christians and Jews
That's what's in the daily news

What's happenin' all over? I'll tell ya what's happenin' all over
Countries and states and municipalities goin' bankrupt
Which were once all in clover
That's what's happenin' all over

Proggressivism is what nipped 'em
And it looks like America's just another victim (YES, SIR!)

When you see a twit talking all kinds of shit
You can bet that this blitherer is a progg
When you spot a hack ignoring reason and fact
Chances are he's in the sack as only a hack can be for Barrack
When you meet a crone, with her mouth flecked with foam
With a face that could fracture the Taj Mahal*
Call it sad, call it funny
But it's better than even money
That the hag that's berating you is a progg*

When you see a punk, tweetin' pics of his junk
You can bet that this Weiner is a progg
When the Dems pass a stimulus that we can't afford
It's a cinch that the Dems are under the thumb of a Keynesian fraud
When you find a troll, being a flaming asshole
Spewing hate and filth and insanity all over your blog
Call it hell, call it heaven
It's a probable twelve to seven
That the guy's only doing it cause he's a progg

When you see a Green, flying in a Gulfstream
Make a bet that this hypocrite is a prog
When a thug goes to a meeting and pops Gramps in the mug
Who the hell do you think is coming to spring him out of the jug?
When an unkempt slob, hits your face with a gob
And says Bush is a fascist, warmongering dog
Call him crazed, call him nutty
But I'm here to tell you, buddy
That the guy's only spewing cause he's A PROGG! A PROGG! A PROGG!!
That's the guy's only spewing cause he's a PRO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OGG!


*(You say it don't rhyme? .. Tell it to tha Marines!)