Well I don't know why you came here tonight,
I get the feeling that your head's not right,
I was hoping you'd just fall off your chair,
And I'm wondering how you'll navigate stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Biden's to my right, here I am,
I'm stuck at Defense with you.

Yes I'm stuck at Defense with you,
And I'm wondering if you're getting a clue,
It's so hard watching that smile on your face,
Losing control, yeah, you're all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Biden's on my right,
Here I am, stuck at Defense with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a stupid man,
And your friends, they all left crawlin,
Slap hands to their ears and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that you make no sense at all,
You're a fool with which they have mopped the floor,
And I don't think that I can watch anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Biden's to my right,
Here I am, stuck at Defense with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a stupid man,
And your friends, they all left crawlin,
Slap hands to their ears and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why you came here tonight,
I got the feeling you're feelin' real tight,
I was hoping you'd just fall out your chair,
And I'm wondering how you'll navigate stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Biden's on my right, here I am,
I'm stuck at Defense with you,
Yes I'm stuck at Defense with you,
Yes I'm stuck at Defense with you.