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Where Did Stupid Voters Go?

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Where did stupid voters go, Health care passing?
Where did stupid voters go, 6 years we know?
Where did stupid voters go?
Democrats fooled them, every one
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

And where has my insurance gone, health care passing?
Where has my insurance gone, a long long time ago?
Where has my insurance gone?
Killed by Obama, yes it was
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

Where have my doctors gone, health care passing?
Where have my doctors gone, long time ago?
Where have my doctors gone?
I can't see them, not a one
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

Where did my full-time jobs go, Health care passing?
Where did my full-time jobs go, long time ago?
Where did my full-time job go?
Gone forever, every one
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

Where did stupid voters go, Vote time passing?
Where did stupid voters go, Polling no show?
Where did stupid voters go?
2/3 stayed home, and didn't vote
Did they just finally learn, did they just finally learn?

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Most equally mellow, Comrade Groucho, nicely done.

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American voter, stupid as can be
American voter, ignored the GOP

Don't come knockin' down White House door
Obama don't need your vote no more

I got no better thing to do
Than spend my time insulting you

Now voter, $400 Gs my pay
American voter, listened to what I say

American voter, stupid as can be
American voter, I'm from MIT

Don't come knockin' down White House door
Obama don't need your vote no more

All our lies can hypnotize
Sparkle some dumb liberal eyes

Now voter, I say go away
American voter, listened to lies I say

American voter, I say a tax this way
American voter, not a tax this way

Don't come cry'n when you're poor
Obama don't need your vote no more

I don't need you to fact check me
The media will cover for me

All our lies can hypnotize
Thrill running down Chris Mathews' thighs

Now voter, get away from me
American voter, stupid as can be

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go, go, go, I'm gonna fool you, vote

Gonna fool you, voter
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye

You're no good to me
I'm too good for you

Gonna lie right to your eyes
Tell you what I'm gonna do

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I know you practiced lines,
Until you hid behind the lies
To make all meaning obtuse.
Any facts you'll make obscure,

I know that there's no chance
You will be honest with me.
And after it has passed you go give a little talk
And make a vid or two.

And then you go and spoil it all,
By calling voters stupid
To believe you

We can see right through your lies,
And it's the truth that you depise
We heard you right before.
And though it's just a speech to you,
To them it's true,
And not a word was right before.

You practiced every day to tell some clever lies to say,
To hide your meaning and truth.
But when a question's asked
After the health care bill has passed,

You spoke freely and true.
The time was right, your ego filled your head,
'bout the lies you said
And then, nothing's true.

And then you go and spoil it all,
By calling voters stupid
To believe you

The time was right, your ego filled your head,
'bout the lies you said
And then, nothing's true.

And then you go and spoil it all,
By calling voters stupid
To believe you
They believe you

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"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."
Donald Rumsfeld

All I know is, elitist snobs running our country know NOTHING! NOTHING!!

Most fabulous song El Presidente!!! You had me at "American"!

And then comes Comrade Groucho with a most pleasing song...to calm me down... Beautiful...

Where have all the stickers gone, long time passing
Where have all the stickers gone, long time ago
Where have all the stickers gone
Gone from Volvos, every one
When will libs ever learn
When will libs ever learn

Where have all the House Seats gone, Pelosi passing
Where have all the House Seats gone, long time ago
Where have all the House Seats gone
Lost by Barry everyone
When will Dems ever learn
When will Dems ever learn

Where has Sen major'ty gone, Reid's time passing
Where has Sen major'ty gone, long time ago
Where has Sen major'ty gone
Lost by Barry, he's The One
When will Dems ever learn
When will Dems ever learn

Where have all the lo-fos gone, bong time passing
Where have all the lo fos gone, bong time ago
Where have all the lo fos gone
Bored by Barry, every one
When will Dems ever learn
When will Dems ever learn

Where have all millenials gone, Hope time's passing
Where have all millenials gone, long time ago
Where have all millenials gone
Burnt by Hope-Change everyone
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn

Where have all the stickers gone, long time passing
Where have all the stickers gone, long time ago
Where have all the stickers gone
Stripped from Volvos, everyone
When will Dems ever learn
When will Dems ever learn

American Warthog gonna mess your cave
American Warthog gonna mess your cave
Oooh, American Warthog gonna Mess. Your. Cave
I said A, said M, said E, said R, said I, said C, said A, and N
American Warthog gonna mess your case
Mmmmm, American Warthog gonna mess your cave
Uggh! American Warthog gonna mess, Your. Ca-a-ave.


AMERICAN WARTHOG! Stay away from ME!
AMERICAN WARTHOG! Wallah, Let me be
Don't go strafing around my door
Don't wanna hear your engines no more
I got more important things to do
Than have my body halved by you
Now Warthog, said stay away
American Warthog, listen what I say

American Warthog, stay away from me
American Warthog, wallah let me be
Don't go strafing around my door
Don't wanna see your shadow no more
Strafing runs can traumatize
Horror in jihadi's eyes
Now Warthog, said go away
American warthog, listen what I say

American Warthog, said get away
American Warthog, listen what I say
I don't need your Thirty Mike*
I don't need your J-DAM strike
Bombing runs can traumatize
Horror in jihadis eyes
Now Warthog, I said get away
American Warthog
Listen what I say

Oh, cannot get away, get away, now, no,no,no
I'm gonna leave now Warthog
Salaam, Salaam, Salaam, Sa-LAAM!
You're no good for me, I'm no threat to you
Going up to the Virgins in the sky
Tell you what they're gonna do
You know I'm gonna bow, You know I'm gonna pray
You know I'm gonna bow, you know I'm gonna pray
Gonna leave now, Warthog
Do it, American Warthog ....


*(30 mm cannon rounds)

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The Polar Vortex... gonna make free.eze
The Polar Votex... is Canada with ease

Don't come freezing around my door
Don't want you ice and snow no more

I got better things to do
Then spend time shivering cos of you

Nor' Vortex just stay away
Polar Votex Listen what I say

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Ah, Comrade Callmelennie, it all comes back to me now. I was so lulled by the image of our pResident wiggling his hips (thank you very much Comrade Groucho Marxist) that I completely forgot to remark on your very fine, fine, fine contributions. A big bowl of beet soup and the best slice of black bread I have for you!!!


 
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