Well, she raised some money to improve their luck.
I said what's up girl , 'cause who gives a
Red cent for love, 'when you run against Mitt,
And she briskly rubbed her hands across her
Lamp with a Genie that listens when she calls
So she took off her pants, and then showed me her
Super-sized undies!
Her super-sized undies!

Yeah, her super-sized undies from the AP Mart.
She said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna
Be asking congress, and help this jobs bill pass."
She leaned out the window, and I saw a great big
Protest 'bout something that looked just like schtick.
She said, "Hey, look at that! It's more leftist
Super-sized undies!"
Super-sized undies!

Yeah, her super sized undies she wears back-to-front.
She smiled and she said, "They cover my
Husband the star? "The One" the mutt?"
Then she asked me to look up her
Dictionary, and I went into shock
When I found out it was her husband that really liked
Super-sized undies!
Super-sized undies!
Yeah!

(instrumental)

Well, we went out to dinner, this large woman so crass
Her chair almost broke down when it saw her big
Stories that Obama didn't forget,
But it wasn't long I saw, that she's full of
Fish and chips, and her husband's dumb.
I said, "I don't mind!" And then she flashed me her
Super-sized undies!
My Super-sized undies!

I whispered softly, and I said, "I'll tell you what.
Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your
Last piece of lobster - the stuff served with butter."
She said, "No, no, no"called me a right wing
Taxi. And she said, "I beg your pardon!
But get her home real fast before she lost her
Super-sized undies!"
Super-sized undies!

The moral of this story, is like her over sized tuckus.
But you'd never notice it's in their scheme to
Make us dependent on their plans,
And you're probably terrified thinking the size of
these innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes.
But I'll tell you that Sal Alinsky is all in your
Super-sized undies!
Your Super-sized undies!
Yeah, her A & P undies!
Your Super-sized undies!
Yeah!