Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and waste
I've been around for three long years
Trashed many a man's soul and faith

And I was crowned as Jesus Christ
Had my moment of pomp and state
Made damn sure that Chrissy
Grabbed his leg and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you - hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

I snuck into Chicago town when I saw
It was the time for a change
Picked my czars and my minister
Jeremiah screamed my name

I made a stank - held a senator's rank
While Mans Country raged and the bodies sank

Pleased to meet you - hope you guess my name
Ah what's puzzling you is the nature of my game - oh yeah

I bowed with glee to the kings and queens
Fought for China and all the goods they made
I shouted out who killed civility
When after all it was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and waste
And I laid traps for the soldier boys
Who got killed before they left the base

Pleased to meet you - hope is my middle name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Oh yeah - get down baby

Pleased to meet you - hope you guessed my name
But what's confusing you is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the heathens saints
As heads is tails just call me Obummer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me have some courtesy
Have some sympathy for my bad taste
Use all your well learned compromise
Or I'll lay your country to waste

Pleased to meet you - hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.