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The Governor of Texas

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There's a Governor in Texas, That makes liberals angry
Nobody there can miss him, His boots up to his knees
He tried to remove a liberal when she was DUI
And since he tried to fire her, he must now face a show-trial

He's the coolest little bastard. That Texas ever knew
His teeth shine white like diamonds, his hair is also cool
You may talk about your Obama, And sing of Hillary
But the Governor of Texas is the only Pres for me

When the Rio Grande gets flooded, with coyotes trying to hide
Illegals on the river swim across in the summer night
I know that he remembers, even when his “oops” let go
He challenged Barack to see them, but Obama would not go

He's the coolest little bastard. That Texas ever knew
His teeth shine white like diamonds, his hair is also cool
You may talk about your Obama, And sing of Hillary
But the Governor of Texas is the only Pres for me

Oh now I'm going to find him, So I can give him campaign doe
And we'll sing the songs together, That we sung four years ago
He'll play the campaign gaily, And we'll work to get your vote
And the Governor of Texas shall be Pres forevermore

He's the coolest little bastard. That Texas ever knew
His teeth shine white like diamonds, his hair is also cool
You may talk about your Obama, And sing of Hillary
But the Governor of Texas is the only Pres for me

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His teeth shine white like diamonds, his hair is also cool

Is called governor "Good Hair"


 
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