Never will leave this place
No no no no I
Never will leave this place

I will stay in DC always
That's where power and the money gets made
Though I have eight years to bide my time here
Conservatives still know
I pretend to say I'm leaving then
But, I'll never ever let go

Tell me why should I go?

And I never will leave this place
No no no no I
Never will leave this place

Every day I look out at green lawn
I lay back down in my bed
There's a very strange vibration
And I look over to his head
He says “Turn over you fool”
You know I love him more and more

This is why I won't go
This White House let's me hide
I never will leave this place, boy
Oo oo, boyfriend
I never will leave this place
No no no
No no no, oo

Oh, I never will leave this place, boy
Oo oo oo, I never will leave this place
No no no
No no no , oo

Never will leave this place
No no no no I
Never will leave this place

I keep thinkin' of my golf games soon
The guys at the work out
And there's that same ol' happy feeling
And there I'm giddy, makes me shout!
It's that same old, ‘Let's go hang out'
Smoke and dope here all the time

This is why I won't go
Not gonna ever go!

I never will leave this place, boy
Oo oo, boyfriend
I never will leave this place
No no no
No no no, oo

Oh my, I'm never gonna leave-a this place, boy
a-Oo ho now, I'm never gonna play by the rules
No no no
No no no, oo

Oo ow hey, I'm never gonna leave-a this place, boy
Oo oo boyfriend, I'm never gonna play by the rules
No no no
No no no, oo