I like to fly yes, yes, right here in my air machine
On the clouds above I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, the ground's far away from here

Well, we don't know that you can't fly
Why don't you come with me Stalinist
On a helicopter flight
We don't know if you have wings
Since that you told your schemes to me
Open doors and we'll set you free
Loose your ties now
Look outside now
Let's see if you can fly

Last night you were in Lenin's camp
And so you wanted laws to his way
Before you could think more clearly
Well, someone came, took you up and away
I looked around, an empty harness' all I found


Well, we don't know that you can't fly
Why don't you come with me Stalinist
On a Helicopter flight
We don't know if you have wings
Since that you told your schemes to me
Open doors and we'll set you free
Loose your ties now
Look outside now
Let's see if you can fly

I did some research into this heinous, Hispano-fascist conspiracy against the World of Next Tuesday, Comrade. Apparently, the responsibility for throwing the gallant Comrades out of the aircraft fell to a person called "El Empujador" (the Pusher).

Apparently, he was so ruthless in his work they had a saying about him ... "El Empujador no le importa si vives o si mueres" (It is of no importance to The Pusher if you live or if you die)

Ves lo que estoy haciendo aqui?

You can fall or fly

It just occurred to me, Comrade, that "The Pusher" sounds like "Pinochet" .... Oye Senorita Celie, siento como escritura una parodia!!



You know I quote a lot of Marx
Ol Lord, I talked about Engels
But I never taught nothing
'Bout how Guevara would kill
You know, I've seen a lot of comrades fallin' round
With tombstones in their eyes
Aaah, but Pinochet doesn't care
If you live or if you die

God damn, mm-hmm, Pinochet
Goddam, I say Pinochet
I say goddam, GOD damn Pinochet man

You know Guevarra, Gueverra is a man
With a love of Castro in his head
Aww, but Pinochet is a Nazi
Good God, he's not a Gramscian man
Guevara ... on a poster
Will sell you a Marxist pipe dream
Aww, but Pinochet will install a junta
Oh Lord, he'll put your behind in a sling

Goddam, aha, Pinochet
Goddam, goddam Pinochet
I said goddam, goddam Pinochet man

(Cue sound of another "Air Commie" aircraft taking off)*

You know if I was the president .. of CNN
You know, I'd construct a total smear of Pinochet man
I'd call him a madman
And hoot that he's Third Reich
And i'd grill him with my Twitter
And My Facebook and my "likes"
I said GOD DAMN .... aw, Pinochet

GOD damn ..... Pinochet
I said Goddam. Goddam Pinochet man

*(There actually is a sound effect of an airplane between second and third stanzas (3:30 of video ... and at 5:20)

Can you put that on a T-shirt?

As a former options-trading financiopath whose antics played a to-be-determined role in the September 2008 market meltdown, I am not allowed to participate in the commercialization of any incident concerning "La Revolucion", Mi Companero Groucho ...... at least not until I've achieved the final victory over my odious, unreconstructed Self

Perhaps "El Rojo" ..... El Cubatista Primero, would deign to do this for you

Groucho Marxist wrote:Can you put that on a T-shirt?

Some additional supporting paperwork...

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Could we just call it Arkancide? Like Ariana Huffpo said, "They were going there anyway."
It IS all the same in the end. Right? It's all in your definition of "is"...right? We got precedent, here. Right??

forelock tug to Groucho Marxist and Callmelenniesky
your humble boon companion of Karaoke Hooliganism
'pelipsky
#BR 549

Breaking news, Comrades.

The song "Maldito Pinchi Pinochet" (God Damn Pinochet) will be featured in the upcoming movie from PLaya Roja Producciones, "Volador Inquieto" (Uneasy Flier) .. which will star Pedro Fondez as the freewheeling, free falling "Captain Commie" and Dennis Dropper as the psychopathic "El Empujador"

By the way, Comrades I'm getting the distinct impression that El Cubatisto Primero isn't particularly enamored of Communists .. for some reason

'pelipsky would save to buy a ticket to see that movie. 'pelipsky just saw 'trailer'...let's be risky today, bring that script and Kit Ramsey and that's a go picture. Beet flavored popcorn sales hit all time high.

'pelipsky over and out
#BR 549