"Turn The Page" A quote from our dear leader.


'Nother long and tedious speech
Read by Obama
You can hear his incessant moanin'
About how difficult this job
Never again vote democrat
And you never felt this way before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering
When is November two?
Cos he takes every channel
And there's nothin' else to do
And you don't feel much like listenin'
You just wish the fool was through

There he is
Blamin' Bush again
There he is
Up on the stage
There he goes
Playin' president
There he goes (Again)
Reads the prompt

Well he walks into a restaurant,
Swelling his ego
And he loves the eyes upon him
As he's feeling pretty bold
It doesn't even bother him
Just wants to eat his Eggo

Most times he can't hear us talk,
Other times he can
All the same blog stories,
"Is he muslim or Christian?"
And We're always left wondering,
We don't know where he stands

There he is
Blamin' Bush again
There he is
Up on the stage
There he goes
Playin' president
There he goes (Again)
Reads the prompt

Out there on the campaign
Drive a million miles a day
Fifty seven states plus two
He'll get there one day
As the sweat pours out his body
Is the AC off today?

Later in the evening
As he feels his achin head
From the glare off the teleprompters
Shining in his head
He smokes the day's last cigarette,
He's wondering what he read

There he is
Blamin' Bush again
There he is
Up on the stage
There he goes
Playin' President
There he goes
Blamin' Bush
There he is
Blamin' Bush again
There he is
Up on the stage
There he goes
Playin' president
There he goes (again)
Read the prompt
There he goes (again)
There he goes (again)

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