All my thoughts are jumbled up inside together
And so I blurt out all the first things on my mind
Told the people you must vote for me
Got lots of money and own companies
Fund my own way and it's an Ace you must remember

But Ted Cruz he wants to cut me off
Take my votes and all my delegates like I was nothing
I surely disagree with that
But he beat me in some hard fights and that feels so rough
Now I'm gonna have to stoop down low
Have the media sow discord so that ups my numbers
I guess that I'll reach for more dough
Oh please just vote for me — not the old heave-ho

Now and then I change my mind on things that really matter
But got you believing though my words they seem to come undone
mmm…It's got me this far through this craze — going back and forth on what I say
Oh now I cannot let this go
Watch the polling
Watch votes count up
I'm somebody now you all should know

But Ted Cruz he wants to cut me off
Take my votes and all my delegates like I was nothing
And I surely disagree with that
But he beat me in some hard fights and I've had enough
I'm gonna have to stoop so low
Have the media sow discord so that ups my numbers
I guess that I'll reach for more dough
You must just vote for me — not the old heave-ho
Vote for me — not the old heave-ho
Vote for me — you must just vote for me — not the old heave-ho
Vote for me — not the old heave-ho
You must just vote for me — not the old heave-ho