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Wahhabs of Riyadh



I saw some Wahhabs with some shiny bone saws in their hands
Walking the streets of Istanbul in the rain
They were looking for a place called the Consulate
Gonna whip up a big dish of intense pain

Sa'u'u'ud, Wahhabs of Riyadh
Sa'u'u'u'u'd!
Sa'u'u'ud, Wahhabs of Riyadh
Sa'u'u'u'u'ud!

You hear some howling behind an embassy door
Better ignore that din
Little Khashoggi got disassembled late last night
Wahhabs of Riyadh again

Sa'u'u'ud, Wahhabs of Riyadh
Sa''u'u'u'u'ud
Sa'u'u'ud, Wahhabs of Riyadh
Sa'u'u'u'u'u'ud

He's the heavy handed Prince who likes to dice and mince
Lately he's been acting up in Turkey
You better watch out for your head
You're like to lose it, Fehd
Hah! I'd hate to meet his kill team

Sa'u'u'ud, Wahhabs of Riyadh
Sa'u'u'u'u'u'ud
Sa'u'u'ud, Wahhabs of Riyadh
Sa'u'u'u'u'u'ud

Well I saw MBS walking with the King
Doing the Wahhabs of Riyadh
I saw MBS al Sa-OOD getting shunned by the King
Rue-ing the Wahhabs of Riyadh
I saw a Wahhab enforcing Shar'ah law in Deraa Square*
His stroke was perfect! (Schwing)

Sa'u'u'u'u'u'ud, Wahhabs of Riyadh, (Draw blood)
Sa'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'ud! .......


*(Place of public executions in Riyadh)

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Had my beet soup coming out my nose most equally

Not completely in sync with the original theme, Comrades, but close enough -- especially if you're just being a capitalist clicks-monger ..... a daily double from "That Little Al Band From Mecca" -- Azizi Ta'ap



Ground dirt .. foul smell
Wastin' away in this Afghan hell
Skin rash ... head lice
Is this the way to Paradi-yi-yise?
They'll come running just as fast as they can
All of Allah's virgins love an unwashed man

Hair filth ... matted beard
Makes me wonder why I volunteered
Crotch itch .. scabbed skin
These C-4 packs are gonna do me in
They'll come and comfort just as fast as they can
Virgins go crazy for a bomb vest man

Corpse bloat ... smashed flat
But I dont care cause I'm where Allah's at
New cap ... new thobe
Looking sharp .... looking to probe
They'll come a-loving just as fast as they can
All of Allah's virgins love a martyred man



Been shot up ... been gunned down
Had my head ... blown all around
You can't ask me for more
Said Allah take me upward
I'm just looking for Al Hoor*

I've been bad .. I've been good
Hajj in Mecca .. trawled Beirut-OOT
I ain't asking for Moors
Said Allah take me skyward
I'm just lusting for Al Hoor

Take me up, to your throne
Not for my faith, but for 'ho-OH's
I ain't asking for more
Said Allah take me skyward
I'm just lusting for Al Hoor*

(Al Hoor -- Al Houri; The Qur'anic word for the Celestial virgins)


 
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