Where have all the emails gone, servers crashing?
Where have all the emails gone, Lois Lerner?
Where have all the emails gone?
IRS ditched them, every one
When will we ever learn, when will we ever learn?

Where have the terrorists gone, long time passing?
Where have the terrorists gone, who let them go?
Where have the terrorists gone?
Come to New York, every one
When will we ever learn, when will we ever learn?

Where have all our freedoms gone, freedom passing?
Where have all our freedoms gone, long time ago?
Where have all our freedoms gone?
Gone for health care, says the one
When will we ever learn, when will we ever learn?

And where has our country gone, hear it passing?
Where has our country gone, not that so long ago?
Where has our country gone?
Gone to aliens, every one
When will we ever learn, when will we ever learn?

Where has all our money gone, long time passing?
Where has all our money gone, long time ago?
Where has all our money gone?
Gone to taxes, every dime
When will we ever learn, when will we ever learn?

I suppose it's hard for the free-loaders to learn where all of our freedom and money has gone when gov't has that safety net temporarily under them. Just wait until it mysteriously disappears one dark and foggy night...that's when they'll learn what we've always known. Question Authority. Isn't that what the 60's taught?

Where have all the stickers gone
Hope time fading
Where have all the stickers gone
Long time ago
Where have all the stickers gone
Gone from Volvos, every one
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn


Salutations, comrades. I have been away for a week viewing the effects of American capitalist despoilation on the pristine, Pacific islands of Hawai'i. One night I was obliged to attend a pathetic Polynesian dinner and minstrel show known as a "Lu'au" followed by even more inauthentic, degrading gyrations at a so-called "Pacific Theater", where Polynesians were forced to risk their lives dancing with fire!!!

Never again, comrades. So happy to return and share beets and rats with my non-subjugated equals

Callmelennie -- You're absence was noted. Ahhh, acting the part of the materialistic bourgeoisie. I am highly envious, but don't tell the Party Leaders!

Dearest Groucho and Lennie,

We all know where those emails went: Malaysian Flight 370. Yeah, that's the ticket.