**Warning — NSFW** (LANGUAGE)

**Movie intro**

Where would O be without his puppets?

Where would O be without his puppets?
RINO puppets just have to play our cards right
RINO puppets just wanna be loved by the media
RINO puppets just wanna run time out
And puppets always gotta high-five
Showin all the Dems how they help em
RINO puppets are nothin but Yes Men
RINO puppets just hang out in the Beltway
And everythings cool in the minds of us puppets
Cuz puppets just never think deep
Give three-sixty-five a year 24/7
RINO puppets ain't got no backbone

And all we ever say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, Dem-lovin, wussy-actin puppets
Cuz when O's lies go down what else are we gonna do?
Where would O be without his puppets?

Where would O be without his puppets?
Feedin double talk — helpin out all the Dems
Although our consultants — Liberals
Now we're in with them makin deals
Where would O be without his puppets?
Why we do that we don't really know
Ridin around town in Obama Benz
Smoothin hitches for Obama's plans
Now puppets are RINOs just in all shapes and colors
Some get kicks runnin fast
But us puppets think we are smart ones
We be livin high up Capitol Hill

Now all we ever say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, Dem-lovin, wussy-actin puppets
When the s**t hits fan we will turn tail back to you
Where would O be without his puppets?

Where would O be without his puppets?
RINO puppets we all know the plays
Us puppets just wanna get the flyest of our wishes
RINO puppets just wanna get along
Now wishes are what puppets just think of — want to be loved
And play the role of Republicans
But we know we just brown-nose to be in the in crowd now
Instead of standin with Americans
Cuz puppets we wanna be the Dems players
And everthings quiet in the clique
Us puppets just wanna pull all the strings
And keep Conservatives sittin in back of our bus
Us puppets don't wanna hear talk much
Cuz we'll hear how bad we're runnin our side
RINO puppets just hide from real world s**t
RINO puppets have got fat — can't run fast
O shuttin down the Free World talkin with Communists
Has his pen and also Obama phones, heck ya
But puppets are known to sit back and No Shows
Cuz where would O be without us puppets?

And now, a word from the pResident —
Where would I be without my puppets?
Have my moles into the White House
Everyone lookin scared at the people of the Left-Wing
But old George Soros and Islam are my boss
So every day I repay all my favors to all them
Like lettin a big government through
And take over the poor communities
So we can bust this nation
But voters of U.S. stopped supportin me
And I promise — my puppets won't go far
All them puppets better not upset me
Or I'll send a million IRS agents
To all you Republicans that stand up to me
I will try to take you all out
Cuz now I got my two puppets with no guts
And where would I be without my puppets?