Hillary Doesn't Want to Be Secretary of State Anymore
Evil Smiley11/29/2010, 12:24 pm
In light of the WikiLeaks disaster, Hillary Rodham Clinton is having serious second thoughts about being the Secretary of State in the now fully transparent (as promised) Obama administration.
Her new duties will be as the official whipping girl in the proverbial 'woodshed' as friend and foe alike vent their collective spleens on Ms. Clinton and the State Department.
Not a good time to be Secretary of State.
Her new duties will be as the official whipping girl in the proverbial 'woodshed' as friend and foe alike vent their collective spleens on Ms. Clinton and the State Department.
Not a good time to be Secretary of State.
Days of Rage or DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
Hillary6/2/2008, 7:35 pm
Lately I have been very introspective, reading Cerevantes, Santayana and enjoying the poetry of Dylan Thomas.
I have been immersed in the collective works of Mikael Rudolph.
They have been my inspiration!
Some people think I will quit
Those people don't know me, but they will, oh yes, they most certainly will......
In Denver.
"Party Unity" they goad the masses with.
Change
Hope
Step aside....make way....lay down your palms for the Obamessiah.
I will never quit!
How can I quit with the brave souls who are still trying to impeach Bush for peace?
It's like quitting your church!
How can I quit with Pinkie sitting on the ledge of forever?
It's like quitting your church!
How can I quit when Meow forgot to put a stop on that check to Mandalay Bay and the bastards CASHED IT!
How can I quit when Theocritus has not finished the Hildo Hydra 8.6?
What am I to tell my Feminazi Stormtroopers? My WHORES?
"Sorry, no Hildo for you because a MAN disenfranchised ME!"
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I have been immersed in the collective works of Mikael Rudolph.
They have been my inspiration!
Some people think I will quit
Those people don't know me, but they will, oh yes, they most certainly will......
In Denver.
"Party Unity" they goad the masses with.
Change
Hope
Step aside....make way....lay down your palms for the Obamessiah.
I will never quit!
How can I quit with the brave souls who are still trying to impeach Bush for peace?
It's like quitting your church!
How can I quit with Pinkie sitting on the ledge of forever?
It's like quitting your church!
How can I quit when Meow forgot to put a stop on that check to Mandalay Bay and the bastards CASHED IT!
How can I quit when Theocritus has not finished the Hildo Hydra 8.6?
What am I to tell my Feminazi Stormtroopers? My WHORES?
"Sorry, no Hildo for you because a MAN disenfranchised ME!"
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
HOPE
Hillary1/19/2008, 12:09 pm
There's been a lot of talk about HOPE and false Hope lately.
Let me explain and define HOPE:
You need HOPE.
HOPE is important.
HOPE is mandatory.
Where would we be without HOPE?
Hillary, Our Proletarian Empress!
Now get out there and WHORE for HOPE!
Let me explain and define HOPE:
You need HOPE.
HOPE is important.
HOPE is mandatory.
Where would we be without HOPE?
Hillary, Our Proletarian Empress!
Now get out there and WHORE for HOPE!
The Hillary Show
Marshal Pupovich11/22/2007, 5:38 pm
Comrades! Comrades! I hereby direct you to view a wonderful new program featuring your favorite power whore...er... woman and mine...Your very own Empress in The Hillary Show!
You will adore this program and be sure to watch every informative and entertaining episode! Or else....
You will adore this program and be sure to watch every informative and entertaining episode! Or else....
It's Time to Start Thinking About a Running Mate
Hillary11/12/2007, 5:54 pm
Well, I've been thinking....who's going to be my Veep?
I need a Cube Focus Group and Poll.
It's been suggested that I should get a professional from within the healthcare industry to help with my Hillarycare™
Today I received a resume from a certain heathcare provider. a real go-getter....Mildred Ratched R.N.
This girl has grit and knows what it takes to be in control!
Don't we look great together?
I think we'd make a great pair, but I have to explore all my options and that's where The Party™ comes in....I need all of you to make suggestions and give me your reasons. I'll choose my top 5 recommendations and then we'll have a poll.
Siempre Victoria! (I got that off a Che T-shirt...kinda catchy in a Latino way)
H08
I need a Cube Focus Group and Poll.
It's been suggested that I should get a professional from within the healthcare industry to help with my Hillarycare™
Today I received a resume from a certain heathcare provider. a real go-getter....Mildred Ratched R.N.
This girl has grit and knows what it takes to be in control!
Don't we look great together?
I think we'd make a great pair, but I have to explore all my options and that's where The Party™ comes in....I need all of you to make suggestions and give me your reasons. I'll choose my top 5 recommendations and then we'll have a poll.
Siempre Victoria! (I got that off a Che T-shirt...kinda catchy in a Latino way)
H08
I am not a Liberal, I'm a Progressive.
Hillary8/21/2007, 8:11 am
I bet you didn't know the difference between the two?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!.....Well, there isn't!
Class, today's lesson in Orwellian DoubleHillarySpeak™ is a mandatory viewing of this YouTube clip.
Your assignment is to help muddy...er..ah...refine this comparison to the point where words have no meaning anymore and we can frame the debate to our own end game.
Just ignore the old fart at the end along with B. Hussein Osama.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!.....Well, there isn't!
Class, today's lesson in Orwellian DoubleHillarySpeak™ is a mandatory viewing of this YouTube clip.
Your assignment is to help muddy...er..ah...refine this comparison to the point where words have no meaning anymore and we can frame the debate to our own end game.
Just ignore the old fart at the end along with B. Hussein Osama.
Hillary's Wellesley Thesis, "THERE IS ONLY THE FIGHT"
Red Square8/1/2007, 12:11 pm
This is what happens when the Commissar of Housekeeping, Disappearances, Composting, Dissection, and Limo Service has gone missing. People start finding previously disappeared papers written by Hillary.
Jeremayakovka claims it's got the famed Hillary Rodham's 1969 senior thesis at Wellesley College.
Excerpts From Hillary's Wellesley Thesis, "THERE IS ONLY THE FIGHT... An Analysis of the Alinsky Model"
http://jeremayakovka.typepad.com/jerema ... om-hi.html
Excerpts and photocopies follow.
Jeremayakovka claims it's got the famed Hillary Rodham's 1969 senior thesis at Wellesley College.
Excerpts From Hillary's Wellesley Thesis, "THERE IS ONLY THE FIGHT... An Analysis of the Alinsky Model"
http://jeremayakovka.typepad.com/jerema ... om-hi.html
Jeremayakovka
Back in 1993, shortly after she acceded to the role of First Lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton and her husband requested that Wellesley guard her thesis from public scrutiny -- a request to which the college administration assented. Since then efforts to gain access to "THERE IS ONLY THE FIGHT" have proven less than successful. If what I have received is, however, a true and accurate copy, then public access to the Democratic presidential candidate's initial intellectual formation has finally arrived.Excerpts and photocopies follow.
In the ’60s, Hillary Clinton poured her heart out
Red Square8/1/2007, 11:55 am
My only question is, why this John Peavoy had not been liquidated along with his archive? Or at least blinded, be-tongued, and be-eared?
College correspondence reveals a different side of the candidate
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20033163/
College correspondence reveals a different side of the candidate
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20033163/
Young Empress Hillary
“Since Xmas vacation, I’ve gone through three and a half metamorphoses and am beginning to feel as though there is a smorgasbord of personalities spread before me,” Ms. Rodham wrote to Mr. Peavoy in April 1967. “So far, I’ve used alienated academic, involved pseudo-hippie, educational and social reformer and one-half of withdrawn simplicity.”Thesis
Saul Alinsky6/25/2007, 11:49 pm
My dear Future President,
There's been a bit of stir in the media, particularly this Hannity character mentioning your locked up thesis.
While your thesis is indeed an honor, it's a bit premature for you to allow its release. Use rule #1. Consider rules #5 and #12, which you are quite adept at. Heh! heh! You may need to destroy some lives. (Oh joy!!!).
Remember how you shut up Rick Lazio? That was pure fun!
You know what to do!!!
All the best,
Your mentor and best friend!
There's been a bit of stir in the media, particularly this Hannity character mentioning your locked up thesis.
While your thesis is indeed an honor, it's a bit premature for you to allow its release. Use rule #1. Consider rules #5 and #12, which you are quite adept at. Heh! heh! You may need to destroy some lives. (Oh joy!!!).
Remember how you shut up Rick Lazio? That was pure fun!
You know what to do!!!
All the best,
Your mentor and best friend!
Hillary's Other Fan Site
Red Square5/6/2007, 2:22 pm
http://www.hillarythebitch.com
Your Excellency M-me Hillary! Why did you set up a separate website for yourself if you already had such a great puplit at the Cube? Is it because of Obama's MySpace shenanigans that you decided to expand your presence in the Gulagosphere?
Dear Leader HRC and Obamabutt Make a Hip New Video, Daddy-O
Zampolit Blokhayev3/26/2007, 8:08 pm
Our Glorious Dear Leader can really "Get Down!"
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Conversation With Amerikkka: Starring Hillary & Nancy
Nancy1/28/2007, 8:16 am
Fellow Comrades and Useful-Idiots:
Please join Hillary and me in an open non-scripted discussion on the social and economic issues that are impacting you, the well misinformed voter, in this dismal time of hardship and economic struggle. Hillary and I await your carefully screened questions to better understand the plight of the working class and what we can do to make your life easier and free of personal responsibility and good'ole fashioned honest work. Let the Conversation with Amerikkka Begin™ as we come together to coerce a Better Future for Our Children™.
So grab a cup of coffee, pull up a cold steel chair and chat with us on the future of OUR country!
Signed,
Nancy
Reminder - Please learn to speak Hilarese before attempting to bore us with your problems.
Learning to Speak Hillarese
Hillary1/27/2007, 12:30 pm
I'm in. And I'm in to win.
(Let the politics of personal destruction begin, Obama, you're first.)
Today I am announcing that I will form an exploratory committee to run for president.
(You didn't see that coming, did you....who would have guessed?)
And I want you to join me not just for the campaign but for a conversation about the future of our country -- about the bold but practical changes we need to overcome six years of Bush administration failures.
(Like failing to clean up all of my husband's messes, not that Bush hasn't tried.)
I am going to take this conversation directly to the people of America, and I'm starting by inviting all of you to join me in a series of web chats over the next few days.
(I'll chat, you STFU.)
The stakes will be high when America chooses a new president in 2008.
(Socialism versus the Free Market of Ideas and Capital, guess which side I'm on...hahahaha)
As a senator, I will spend two years doing everything in my power to limit the damage George W. Bush can do. But only a new president will be able to undo Bush's mistakes and restore our hope and optimism.
(As a senator, I will spend two years doing everything in my power to raise soft money and launder, character assassinate, and lie, lie, lie)
Only a new president can renew the promise of America -- the idea that if you work hard you can count on the health care, education, and retirement security that you need to raise your family. These are the basic values of America that are under attack from this administration every day.
(Only a new president can renew the promise of Socialist America -- the idea that welfare, higher taxes, abortion on demand, groupism, and the destruction of the family that are under attack from this administration every day.)
And only a new president can regain America's position as a respected leader in the world.
(By bowing down to the UN)
I believe that change is coming November 4, 2008. And I am forming my exploratory committee because I believe that together we can bring the leadership that this country needs. I'm going to start this campaign with a national conversation about how we can work to get our country back on track.
(For the Road to Ruin.)
This is a big election with some very big questions. How do we bring the war in Iraq to the right end? How can we make sure every American has access to adequate health care? How will we ensure our children inherit a clean environment and energy independence? How can we reduce the deficits that threaten Social Security and Medicare?
(By voting Republican, but don't tell anybody, shhh...it's our little secret.)
No matter where you live, no matter what your political views, I want you to be a part of this important conversation right at the start. So to begin, I'm going to spend the next several days answering your questions in a series of live video web discussions. Starting Monday, January 22, at 7 p.m. EST for three nights in a row, I'll sit down to answer your questions about how we can work together for a better future. And you can participate live at my website. Sign up to join the conversation here.
(Send CA$H)
I grew up in a middle-class family in the middle of America, where I learned that we could overcome every obstacle we face if we work together and stay true to our values.
(which I totally dumped when I became a Marxist Radical.)
I have worked on issues critical to our country almost all my life. I've fought for children for more than 30 years. In Arkansas, I pushed for education reform. As First Lady, I helped to expand health care coverage to millions of children and to pass legislation that dramatically increased adoptions. I also traveled to China to affirm that women's rights are human rights.
(Just ask Charlie Trie and Johnny Huang)
And in the Senate, I have worked across party lines to get billions more for children's health care, to stop the president's plan to privatize Social Security, and to make sure the victims and heroes of 9/11 and our men and women in uniform receive the fair treatment they deserve. In 2006, I led the successful fight to make Plan B contraception available to women without a prescription.
(making sure that hundreds of millions of Americans will never see a dime of money out of a system that is doomed to failure...it's not your money, it's the government's dammit!)
I have spent a lifetime opening opportunities for tens of millions who are working hard to raise a family: new immigrants, families living in poverty, people who have no health care or face an uncertain retirement.
(I have spent a lifetime opening opportunities to ensure each according to their abilities and to each according to their needs.)
The promise of America is that all of us will have access to opportunity, and I want to run a 2008 campaign that renews that promise, a campaign built on a lifetime record of results.
(And a very impressive body count.)
I have never been afraid to stand up for what I believe in or to face down the Republican machine. After nearly $70 million spent against my campaigns in New York and two landslide wins, I can say I know how Washington Republicans think, how they operate, and how to beat them.
(Send more CA$H)
I need you to be a part of this campaign, and I hope you'll start by joining me in this national conversation.
(I need you to be a part of this campaign, and I hope you'll start by joining me in this national socialism.)
As we campaign to win the White House, we will make history and remake our future. We can only break barriers if we dare to confront them, and if we have the determined and committed support of others.
(WHORES, BITCHES, and HillRaisers)
This campaign is our moment, our chance to stand up for the principles and values that we cherish; to bring new ideas, energy, and leadership to a uniquely challenging time. It's our chance to say "we can" and "we will."
(This campaign is our moment, our chance to stand up for the principles and values that we cherish; to bring new ideas, energy, and leadership to a uniquely challenging time. It's our chance to say "Triumph of the Will.")
Let's go to work. America's future is calling us.
(Let the politics of personal destruction begin, Obama, you're first.)
Today I am announcing that I will form an exploratory committee to run for president.
(You didn't see that coming, did you....who would have guessed?)
And I want you to join me not just for the campaign but for a conversation about the future of our country -- about the bold but practical changes we need to overcome six years of Bush administration failures.
(Like failing to clean up all of my husband's messes, not that Bush hasn't tried.)
I am going to take this conversation directly to the people of America, and I'm starting by inviting all of you to join me in a series of web chats over the next few days.
(I'll chat, you STFU.)
The stakes will be high when America chooses a new president in 2008.
(Socialism versus the Free Market of Ideas and Capital, guess which side I'm on...hahahaha)
As a senator, I will spend two years doing everything in my power to limit the damage George W. Bush can do. But only a new president will be able to undo Bush's mistakes and restore our hope and optimism.
(As a senator, I will spend two years doing everything in my power to raise soft money and launder, character assassinate, and lie, lie, lie)
Only a new president can renew the promise of America -- the idea that if you work hard you can count on the health care, education, and retirement security that you need to raise your family. These are the basic values of America that are under attack from this administration every day.
(Only a new president can renew the promise of Socialist America -- the idea that welfare, higher taxes, abortion on demand, groupism, and the destruction of the family that are under attack from this administration every day.)
And only a new president can regain America's position as a respected leader in the world.
(By bowing down to the UN)
I believe that change is coming November 4, 2008. And I am forming my exploratory committee because I believe that together we can bring the leadership that this country needs. I'm going to start this campaign with a national conversation about how we can work to get our country back on track.
(For the Road to Ruin.)
This is a big election with some very big questions. How do we bring the war in Iraq to the right end? How can we make sure every American has access to adequate health care? How will we ensure our children inherit a clean environment and energy independence? How can we reduce the deficits that threaten Social Security and Medicare?
(By voting Republican, but don't tell anybody, shhh...it's our little secret.)
No matter where you live, no matter what your political views, I want you to be a part of this important conversation right at the start. So to begin, I'm going to spend the next several days answering your questions in a series of live video web discussions. Starting Monday, January 22, at 7 p.m. EST for three nights in a row, I'll sit down to answer your questions about how we can work together for a better future. And you can participate live at my website. Sign up to join the conversation here.
(Send CA$H)
I grew up in a middle-class family in the middle of America, where I learned that we could overcome every obstacle we face if we work together and stay true to our values.
(which I totally dumped when I became a Marxist Radical.)
I have worked on issues critical to our country almost all my life. I've fought for children for more than 30 years. In Arkansas, I pushed for education reform. As First Lady, I helped to expand health care coverage to millions of children and to pass legislation that dramatically increased adoptions. I also traveled to China to affirm that women's rights are human rights.
(Just ask Charlie Trie and Johnny Huang)
And in the Senate, I have worked across party lines to get billions more for children's health care, to stop the president's plan to privatize Social Security, and to make sure the victims and heroes of 9/11 and our men and women in uniform receive the fair treatment they deserve. In 2006, I led the successful fight to make Plan B contraception available to women without a prescription.
(making sure that hundreds of millions of Americans will never see a dime of money out of a system that is doomed to failure...it's not your money, it's the government's dammit!)
I have spent a lifetime opening opportunities for tens of millions who are working hard to raise a family: new immigrants, families living in poverty, people who have no health care or face an uncertain retirement.
(I have spent a lifetime opening opportunities to ensure each according to their abilities and to each according to their needs.)
The promise of America is that all of us will have access to opportunity, and I want to run a 2008 campaign that renews that promise, a campaign built on a lifetime record of results.
(And a very impressive body count.)
I have never been afraid to stand up for what I believe in or to face down the Republican machine. After nearly $70 million spent against my campaigns in New York and two landslide wins, I can say I know how Washington Republicans think, how they operate, and how to beat them.
(Send more CA$H)
I need you to be a part of this campaign, and I hope you'll start by joining me in this national conversation.
(I need you to be a part of this campaign, and I hope you'll start by joining me in this national socialism.)
As we campaign to win the White House, we will make history and remake our future. We can only break barriers if we dare to confront them, and if we have the determined and committed support of others.
(WHORES, BITCHES, and HillRaisers)
This campaign is our moment, our chance to stand up for the principles and values that we cherish; to bring new ideas, energy, and leadership to a uniquely challenging time. It's our chance to say "we can" and "we will."
(This campaign is our moment, our chance to stand up for the principles and values that we cherish; to bring new ideas, energy, and leadership to a uniquely challenging time. It's our chance to say "Triumph of the Will.")
Let's go to work. America's future is calling us.
WHORE
Hillary10/12/2006, 7:06 pm
Comrades, Workers, Unwashed Democrats, Lawyers, Peasants, and the Intelligentsia!
Listen Up!
After observing the unqualified success of groups with acronyms like ACORN, CAIR, yada yada, blah, blah....etc....you get the picture, I have today decided to launch my 2008 Presidential Bid with my very own group focused, elitist, acronymed named campaign group, WHORE.
Whom may you ask is WHORE?
WHORE is:
We're Hillary's Official Revolutionary Electorate!
I am asking you to become a WHORE for me today and together we'll WHORE all the way to the White House in 2008!
So, who's with me? Are you a WHORE or not?
Become a WHORE today!
Listen Up!
After observing the unqualified success of groups with acronyms like ACORN, CAIR, yada yada, blah, blah....etc....you get the picture, I have today decided to launch my 2008 Presidential Bid with my very own group focused, elitist, acronymed named campaign group, WHORE.
Whom may you ask is WHORE?
WHORE is:
We're Hillary's Official Revolutionary Electorate!
I am asking you to become a WHORE for me today and together we'll WHORE all the way to the White House in 2008!
So, who's with me? Are you a WHORE or not?
Become a WHORE today!
A Full Senate and Cube Inquiry!
Hillary2/17/2006, 8:41 pm
We need to be asking the tough questions!
Is Cheney the Lone Gunman?
Did he act alone?
Why was he shooting quail on a grassy knoll?
Did he go to a Dallas theater after the shooting?
Why was he in Texas?
Has he been to Russia?
Is a 28 guage shotgun the same as a Mannlicher-Carbano?
Does Carl Rove own a nightclub?
What about the "Magic Pellet"?
I hear by appoint the Committee of the Whole Cube as Special Prosecutor!
Comrade Otis shall head the team.
Dr. Fuku is the forensic pathologist
Prof. Palimpsest is the expert witness
Kurgman is going to figure out how to screw the taxpayers and make them foot the bill for this little witch hunt....er I mean investigation.
Laika of course shall sniff around and dig up some old dirt and find all the skeletons.
And Kommisar Betty shall be the executioner
Red Square shall preside.
Let's start sending out subpeonas!
Chop! Chop!
Hillary
Is Cheney the Lone Gunman?
Did he act alone?
Why was he shooting quail on a grassy knoll?
Did he go to a Dallas theater after the shooting?
Why was he in Texas?
Has he been to Russia?
Is a 28 guage shotgun the same as a Mannlicher-Carbano?
Does Carl Rove own a nightclub?
What about the "Magic Pellet"?
I hear by appoint the Committee of the Whole Cube as Special Prosecutor!
Comrade Otis shall head the team.
Dr. Fuku is the forensic pathologist
Prof. Palimpsest is the expert witness
Kurgman is going to figure out how to screw the taxpayers and make them foot the bill for this little witch hunt....er I mean investigation.
Laika of course shall sniff around and dig up some old dirt and find all the skeletons.
And Kommisar Betty shall be the executioner
Red Square shall preside.
Let's start sending out subpeonas!
Chop! Chop!
Hillary
Help Hillary Decorate the Wiccanbaum Tree!
Hillary12/2/2005, 8:47 am
Hello Cubeies!
I'm sorry I've been gone for so long, but those of you close enough to me to know, when Election Day and Halloween approaches, I undergo a metamorphosis, not unlike Kafka's dung beetle, but more like Lon Chaney Jr's Wolfman. Hair starts growing out of my knuckles, my finger nails grow long, my teeth turn into fangs, my camel toe becomes humongous and I have an uncontrollable urge to politically campaign for anybody as long as they pledge fealty to me. Republicans claim they can't notice or tell a difference in me, but for me it's pure hell campaigning for somebody else other than ME.
Dr. Malek has been giving me injections leftover from Dr. Morell's secret stash he had for Hitler and I've had much improvement these past few weeks.
I'm looking forward to the Yule/Kwanzaa/Some Jew Holiday season and by golly with the help of the ACLU we can finally eradicate this phoney holiday known as "Christmas" this year! This of course doesn't mean we'll be getting rid of the "Christmas Tree", we'll just rename it the Wiccanbaum. After all, we have all those condoms, cock rings, and anal teasers that we've been saving throughout the year for decorating the tree on this very special occasion. The whole Cube is invited for this wonderful tradition started by me and don't forget to bring the KY Jelly.
Ho Ho Ho Hillary!
I'm sorry I've been gone for so long, but those of you close enough to me to know, when Election Day and Halloween approaches, I undergo a metamorphosis, not unlike Kafka's dung beetle, but more like Lon Chaney Jr's Wolfman. Hair starts growing out of my knuckles, my finger nails grow long, my teeth turn into fangs, my camel toe becomes humongous and I have an uncontrollable urge to politically campaign for anybody as long as they pledge fealty to me. Republicans claim they can't notice or tell a difference in me, but for me it's pure hell campaigning for somebody else other than ME.
Dr. Malek has been giving me injections leftover from Dr. Morell's secret stash he had for Hitler and I've had much improvement these past few weeks.
I'm looking forward to the Yule/Kwanzaa/Some Jew Holiday season and by golly with the help of the ACLU we can finally eradicate this phoney holiday known as "Christmas" this year! This of course doesn't mean we'll be getting rid of the "Christmas Tree", we'll just rename it the Wiccanbaum. After all, we have all those condoms, cock rings, and anal teasers that we've been saving throughout the year for decorating the tree on this very special occasion. The whole Cube is invited for this wonderful tradition started by me and don't forget to bring the KY Jelly.
Ho Ho Ho Hillary!
If Hillary Clinton becomes President...
Toecutter11/30/2005, 10:30 am
The White House will be turned into a lesbian party house. *shudders* I can't stand to let all the pancake mix and Kool-Aid go to waste.
By the time she will have left office, 30,000 pancakes--chocolate chip, blueberry, strawberry--will all have met an early and gruesome end.
I'm doing it...for the pancakes.
Don't vote hillary, because he wouldn't.
By the time she will have left office, 30,000 pancakes--chocolate chip, blueberry, strawberry--will all have met an early and gruesome end.
I'm doing it...for the pancakes.
Don't vote hillary, because he wouldn't.
The Next Great Patriotic Election
S.A.F. Marshal Pravda7/15/2005, 4:28 pm
Hopefully, Comrade Hillary will decline defense of her pitiful Senate Seat in 2006, in order to concentrate more fully on The Greater Good...that being our goal of electing her The People's Fearless Leader in the Next Great Patriotic Election of 2008. We cannot tolerate another failure! Failure is for dumkoffs!!
Rosen trial: for above and beyond the call of duty
Hillary5/22/2005, 8:12 pm
     | Order of Lenin (3rd Citation), "Pour le Merite," "Croix de Guerre," "The Fickle Finger of Fate," and the "Have No Fear, UnderDog is Here" medallions are hereby confered upon Dame Laika, the Space Dog. Whereupon May 13th, 2005 once again when called upon to save the Revolution, Laika the Space Dog received the correct Frequency from now breveted Kommander Kenneth and proceeded to jam every media outlet signal from reporting the David Rosen Trial to the world's news networks. Laika not only jammed all signals emitting from the Los Angeles area of Southern (soon to be Mexican again) California but beamed herself down from our platform in outer space to the courtroom and taught the judge and prosecutor to roll over and play dead. Never before in our glorious struggle has such a daring feat been preformed with such accuracy and precision. David Rosen and his defence will of course roll over too, because surely they have heard of Vincent Foster and James McDougal.
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