Yesterday at CPAC (Konservative Politikal Aktion Konference) Carly Fiorina, former CEO of greedy kapitalist korporation Hewlitt-Packard, impugned the legacy of our beloved former Foreign Relations Minister and possible future Dearest Leader Hillary Klinton. Mrs. Fiorina is quoted as having rhetorically demanded that Komrade Klinton "Name an accomplishment". After much anguish in politikal thought, the answer to this challenge eludes me. Help me komrades, remind me... I must have konsumed much too much beet vodka, for my thought processes are impaired to the point that I am drawing a complete blank. How do we kombat this kind of politikal trickery?