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News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

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New play Don Quixote Tilting at Statues big hit

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Antifa activists attempt to topple "obvious White Supremacist" Sheila Jackson Lee

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National Weather Service designates Al Gore Category 5 Windbag

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Progressive organizations at campuses protest Pythagoras' Theorem -- invented by a long-dead White slave-owner.

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Shadowing Trump, Obama visits Waco, TX. In stilettos!


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CNN: Antifa acivists combating fascist capitalism at its source by smashing, burning childrens' lemonade stands

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Wonder how Hillary's campaign spent over a billion dollars? She charged her own campaign a speaking fee every time she made a campaign appearance.

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Watch for Micheal Moore's newest film: "Two Hurricanes and a West Coast Firestorm, How it is All Trump's Fault" showing soon in a basement near you!

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IRMA declared "Hurricane of Peace", Obama urges press not to jump to conclusions, as not all hurricanes to be judged by the actions of one extremist...

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You Just Can't Make This Up File: https://dailycaller.com/2017/09/07/denv ... -genitals/. *
*I'm still trying to find out if necrophilia is a protected class...

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Spells incorrectly cast by unlicensed witches seeking to hurt Trump blamed for causing extreme weather instead.

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Irma worst hurricane in decades to hit Cuba, causes millions of dollars worth of improvements to property and infrastructure

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Activists denounce 'man-made climate change', demand more gender inclusivity.

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DNC embroiled in controversy after official Twitter account accidentally 'likes' pictures of US Constitution & Bill of Rights

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Bernie introduces single-payer public transportation bill to end our unequal, unfair, and expensive private transportation system.

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Hillary holds up her middle finger, tells America it's five.

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CNN: Trump declines to release his visitors at Mar-a-Lago

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ISIS rushes to claim responsibility for Hurricane Maria, before it can be co-opted by the MSM blaming it on the Trump Administration.

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Kim Jong-Un calls Trump "dotard." Trump's diplomatic response; "Oh yeah? You're a bigger one."

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Gigolos march on Washington, demand any new healthcare legislation mandate coverage for Viagra

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NFL unveils new slogan for Sunday telecasts: Are You Ready for Some Politics?

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Bill Gates offers to pay for Trump's border wall on the sole condition that he can install Windows.

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As German voters catapult AfD (*2013) to #3 in their political landscape, Godwin's Law
declares permanent relocation into Germany's mainstream until 2021, and laments being already overbooked for the next 12 months.

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CNN: Man without handgun permit shoots up church; public policy experts baffled

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Now also the residence of Godwin's Law (relocated to Germany) is known: of course, Bundestag!

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Latest expansion pack introduces several alternatives to the SJW: Social Justice Mage, Social Justice Shaman, and Social Justice Paladin

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Millions of men worldwide eagerly await Hugh Hefner's funeral, interested solely in the articles.

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Hugh Hefner reincarnated as butterfly in Nikolaas Tinbergen experiment.

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(file under Life Imitates The People's Cube)

Germany: Bundestag crisis! Nobody wants to sit next to the AfD Nazi fraction!

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Nation anxiously awaiting late-night shows to tell them how to feel and what to think about the day's news.

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Once again White Supremacism pinches all Egghead Nobel Prizes!
World Community demands Nobel justice in Literature & Peace! NOW!

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Berkeley students protest hotness of summer and coldness of winter, declare seasons tools of capitalistic oppression

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Oslo, Norway: Advocacy group no one's ever heard of and which you'll forget about immediately after reading this headline awarded 2017 Nobel Peace Prize

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DNC: All of America needs the common-sense gun laws already enacted in Chicago

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Nation shocked to learn that morbidly-obese comedian died in his 40s

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California Governor Jerry Brown signs bill making it a felony to knowingly expose someone to traditional bourgeois morality.

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The last person to leave California will have no need to turn off the lights.

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Harvey Weinstein repents, will do penance by attacking NRA and Trump.

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To slip into victim status, reports say, Weinstein parades now in blackface.

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University students across America change Indian Summer to Indigenous Peoples' Summer, demand more recognition & inclusivity for alternative seasons.

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Boy Scouts of America announces plans to begin selling cookies at 77% the price of Girl Scout cookies by 2020, citing access to anticipated female sales force as driving factor behind the steep discount

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If you or a loved one has been sexually harassed by Harvey Weinstein, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Call 1-866-9HARVEY today for a free consultation with a legal professional

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"If this be sabotage then let us make the most of it!"

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2020: If you like your Trump, you can keep your Trump!

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Universities nation-wide to hold a new highly structured and centrally-planned "Curriculum Disruption Week"


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Whoopi G, renowned expert in progressive rape-rapism, defends Weinstein: Ok, he harassed, but it wasn't harassment-harassment.

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Broken toe mystery solved: Ma'am Incompetent stumbled over a Russkie lump of 238U !

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... On the positive side: Luckily, it wasn't Slick Willy. Just think of what he would have broken!




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George W. Bush on opposing Trump: "We need to abandon freedom and democracy to save freedom and democracy."

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World Health Organization drops violent dictator Robert Mugabe as Goodwill Ambassador, appoints Kim Jong Un as replacement

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Jimmy Carter offers to negotiate a treaty with Democrats

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Women climate scientists march on Washington, demand Constitutional amendment protecting a climate's right to choose

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Lenin's Gravitational Wave!
Oct. 25, 1917 - October Revolution! Yet exactly 100 years later: Nope! It was on Nov. 7, 1917!

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Hillary Clinton denies any foreknowledge of her birthday; "I heard about it on CNN."

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Mueller's Friday-bombshell!

Charge: Not uranium, plutonium; not 20%, but 50%; and not Putin, but Mugabe.
Reason: Just to distract from sex-affairs with boys.
Perp: Trump!

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Look-and-feel of Mueller's operation these days: dark comedy-drama, by Stanley Kubrick, based on a script by John le Carré, with a good shot of Gogol's Revisor in it.

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Mueller's epiphany: DC-swamp is a recursively self-referential revolving-door operation.

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We'll know we've arrived at Next Tuesday when everyone feels oppressed by everyone else

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NYC reverses trans fat ban, de Blasio declares "Transphobia has no place in our city's restaurants" amid calls for more food and nutritional inclusivity.

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Area man dressed up as Climate Change for Halloween won't shut-up and go away

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Bernie Sanders decries Republican's tax cuts, demands Free Silver.

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NYC attack: CNN runs empty chyrons, as prog Americans anyway know what to think.


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CNN: New CNN poll of CNN staff and viewers finds deep disapproval of President Trump's job performance

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Donald Trump loses governors race in Virginia and New Jersey

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Klimax of Progdom: Howl on Nov. 8th, Antifa-masked, and Pussyhat on top.

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Psychic alleges that Trump thought about molesting her...


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Short and fat Little Rocket Man rolled out his latest doomsday fluid - euphemized as "thick fog" - against the "mentally deranged dotard" Toranpu.

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NYT to hire Hillary as campaign advice columnist Ask Hillary

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The Revolution Wants Women hubba hubba!

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Outing! Sen. Elizabeth Warren: Yes, I'm lesbian. And planning to marry Rachel Dolezal.
DNC ecstatic: Our candidate! Hat-trick! LGBTQQIP2SAA, doubly colored, and non-penile!

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FBI turned over docs on Clinton/Lynch tarmac meeting. Disclosed: Mr. Clinton orchestrated it. And, basically the meeting consisted of Mr. Clinton groping (if not outright shtupping) Ms. Lynch.

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Leftist creeps don't only objectify women. The left objectifies everyone.

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SHOCKING: This clickbait article shows you how OUTRAGED you should be about this OUTRAGEOUS thing that happened involving Trump!


 
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