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News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

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'Walls don't work' spreads to architecture

In other news: millions mysteriously die of exposure

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Resistance is just another word for 'wall'.

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"Four Pinocchios", "Mostly False" - independent fact-checkers debunk Rep. Tlaib's claim, that President Trump has had sexual relationship with his mother.


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Fun fact: President Ronald Reagan walked out of the Reykjavík Summit with Gorbachev. Critics predicted America's ruin. But Gorbachev lost and we won.

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Trump and Russia undermine the moral fabric of American youth with capitalist earth-destroying fast food.

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Taliban stuns international community by releasing a record military budget of $73.04

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MSM gets hoisted on their own buzzfeed again.



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Other people's money runs out of Maduro

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Moderate Democrats counter radical Green New Deal with more politically palatable Red New Deal


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Democrat Party computer models to test how policy will affect society prove New Green Deal good policy

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Other people's money runs out of New York

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Socialism will build high speed trains to Hawaii for everyone unwilling to work, promises Ocasio-Cortez

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You are just one of 328 million American eggs to break for Ocasio-Cortez to make an omelette.

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The problem with the Left isn't that their bullpucky meters don't work. The problem with the Left is they are the bullpucky.

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Dearest Comrade Margaret,

What a most equal post! I am speechless!


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Multicultural intersectionality is a variety show performed before a firing squad

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AOC can see Next Tuesday from her porch

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"We never said he colluded with Russia. We said he colluded with Rush."

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Unwilling workers of the world, unite!

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Green New Deal promises many new high paying jobs such as: Firewood Gatherer, Plow Puller, Cannon Fodder

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Can democracy happen within the Democratic party?

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Green New Socialism is the Party's power plus the de-electrification of the whole country

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Bidding war erupts as Nike and Gillette both seek to hire Jussie Smollett for their advertising campaigns.

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Somewhere there is a village missing its Occasio-Cortez.

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Thank God Hillary isn't President Day is today! and tomorrow! and the next day! and the next! and the next! and the next! and, well you get the picture

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“If elected President I will build a great big beautiful Iron Curtain around the United States,” promises Bernie Sanders

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Central Committee for Hate Hoaxes demands an end to all private hate hoax efforts

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The Terror to be made into a movie the entire Left can enjoy


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Facebook sues websites for blocking Facebook for violating community standards

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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to follow Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Democratic Socialism is where you vote the way you're told and nobody gets hurt... because we're all a team

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Canadian economy comes to a screeching halt, celebrates driving all exploitive investment out of the country

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Lawsuit filed against "Manmade Climate Change and Manmade Global Warming" for discriminating against all the other genders

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Dems Resolve: Antisemitism means you never have to say you're sorry.

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International Women's Day observed, women only paid 73% of attention afforded to men

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Everyone in Venezuela goes camping out for free

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We should tax fastfood robots at ninety percent but to make sure it's fair we need to give them the vote too, said Ocasio-Cortez.

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Whites furious over Jussie Smollet dismissal unable to riot or protest unless they take time off from work.

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Trump promises Putin more flexibility after his next election

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In an attempt to show good faith, Chicago prosecutors are proactively dropping all charges against Jussie Smollett's attackers providing they provide 10 hours of community service to the barack obama library.

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Democrats ponder a constitutional amendment to make sure Ocasio-Cortez doesn't get re-elected


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Under socialism everyone in prison will be able to vote, promises Bernie Sanders... except political prisoners.

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Bernie Sanders admits to being an evil millionaire and promises to eat himself if nominated.

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Obama is shocked to learn his administration may have spied on Donald Trump's campaign.
They have issued denials regarding the wiretaps

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Give us your poor tired illegal masses yearning to get everything for free... Just not here.. We're full..
Signed: Sanctuary cities every where

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"No, no, no!" protest sanctuary cities. "Cloward-Piven is supposed to destroy the country, not our city!"

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Democrat candidates for president announce their latest "Slave Buy Back" reparations program

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Activists fly in from all over the world to join anti-airport climate protest

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Snopes debunk's eight-year-old girl's spoof of Ocasio-Cortez

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“Once a country goes Social Media it never goes back!” — AOC
TPC Big Book of Post Modern Quotations

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UPDATE YOUR TRUTH: IPCC to change Current Truth to "Climate-change causes anthropogenic CO2." just to see you jump

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Sri Lanka Breaking: Some people did something

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Sri Lanka Breaking: Religious extremists arrested in the deaths of Easter worshipers.

Diversity hardest hit...

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CNN denounces the lack of diversity among the accused religious extremists arrested in the "something that happened" in Sri Lanka... There is a noted absence of women, minorities, and LGBT's among their ranks.

All religious extremists are condemned

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Despite an inconclusive report by Mueller house democrats are pursuing Trump for obstruction of injustice.

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Mueller worshipers overwhelmed by Plato's Cave light emanating from Easter service.

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"There wasn't a peep about any scandal when I was in charge." -- Joe Stalin
TPC Big Book of Quotations

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Vladimir Putin declared that the Russian plan to destabilize America with the election of Donald Trump to be a colossal failure. The only people destabilized by the election of Donald Trump already were unstable.

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Historians agree that the last time democrats made America Great anything it was a Depression

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Judge orders James Bowie and William B. Travis to remain in jail pending trial - citing their association with patriotic groups among the reasons.

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Groucho Marxist wrote:Historians agree that the last time democrats made America Great anything it was a Depression
Thanks for the idea -

Biden unveils 2020 slogan: 'Make Depression Great Again'


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Venezuela finally achieves full not-real-socialism

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Christine Blasey Ford says William Barr tried to rape her in High School

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True fact: There are more prostitutes in America than people that watch CNN

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Congress votes to hold Cliffsnotes in contempt over Shakespeare's Othello Report

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100% of climate scientists agree "Even if we were in a crisis the last person we'd want in government is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez."



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Latest Klimate Aktivism: Hyperventilate against CO2!

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Yurop's imams willing to compromise, Inshallah: Not all gays must be hanged. It should be done in proportion to the size of Uwrubba's Yurop's Muslim community.

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Yurop's imams rectify: We have been misread. Not all gays must be hanged. Other execution methods should be permissible, Inshallah.

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Yurop's imams exhort: We didn't "rectify". We never do such a thing. Inshallah, it stinks.

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The Russians called, they want their Obama back.


 
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