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News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

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[table][tr][td]Image[/td][td] Obama: having more than a single source of information is a "distraction".[/td][/tr][/table]

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[/td][td] Obama: having more than a single source of information is a "distraction".[/td][/tr][/table]
OPBAMA: "Do as I say, Dammit!"

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Blasting the Administration for its indifference to the plight of the Midwest flood victims, Kanye West causes a controversy claiming, President Obama does not care about White people.

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NATO commander of troops in southern Afghanistan proposes idea of awarding soldiers for “courageous restraint” for allowing the enemy to kill them.

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Birgit Hogefeld offered a tenure professorship at the University of Chicago.

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Spurred by Arizona, Obama Administration moves to secure the border - with Canada.

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Another prominent Democrat falling victim of vicious swiftboating.


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Whitehouse: We didn't offer Sestak nothing worth anything and you can't prove nothing anyway so you better wise-up if you know what's good for you - you understand what I'm sayin' to you?


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Excessive Taxation Forces BP To Demob From Oil Well.

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Obama's ego large enough to plug the leak experts say.

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Democrats introduce Bill to regulate and license who can be a politician

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Helen Thomas to leave the US for her ancestral Tripoli, Lebanon to no longer be an occupier of the Indians' land.

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Obama's Deficit Reduction Commission operating in the red

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Obama blames Bush for screwing-up his speech to class of '10

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Gay Pride parade-organizers in Istanbul and Gaza withdraw invitations of Tel-Aviv delegation.

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Margaret wrote:Obama's Deficit Reduction Commission operating in the red
And what color would you expect?

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Democratic leadership suspect infiltrations, calls for purges of the Party.

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I suspect neo-con Tea Party defilers of the Collective!
mi wrote:Democratic leadership suspect infiltrations, calls for purges of the Party.
We must have POGROM of all reactionaries in Collective. I suspect ballot box incorrectly accounted.....where is glorious hero Stalin when you need him "it is he who counts the votes, not he who casts the votes, that matters" - Joseph S. Oh, glorious words to live by........

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Obama much funnier as half-assed under-engaged president than as half-assed over-bearing president experts say


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* BP warns of bankruptcy

* Obama offers BP a bailout it can't refuse

* Reformed Barack Petroleum goes Green

* Barack Petroleum captures key alternative-energy subsidies

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Administration taps Pay Czar to manage BP damage payouts. Union bosses order freighter of chanmpagne.

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Obama warns we must pass Cap and Tax now to stop the Gulf oil spill

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Opponents of the Administration call for "Thousands of Vietnams" to befall on it in the war on Arizona.

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Obama's Green economy will make America the leading third world country on earth

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Obama fires General McChrystal in effort to stop Gulf oil spill

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White House to impose health care price controls in latest effort to stop Gulf oil spill

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Obama's team of experts on Oil Spill Commission recommend nationalization of news industry to stop Gulf oil spill

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President signs executive order to have all Americans stand on their heads and twirl around at five o'clock EST in latest White House effort to combat Gulf oil spill

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White House spokesman Gibbs answers question on why administration's answers to nation's problems seem surreal, bizarre and inappropriate by comparing reporter's question to a purple polka-dotted people eater riding a tricycle

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Harry Reid changes name to John F Kennedy in last ditch effort to win re-election

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New law makes Fox News Pay-Per-View, Profits taken to fund alternative energy research.

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"Portland Tribune" to receive Pulitzer Prize gold medal for public service for their investigative non-reporting of the sex-accusations against Al Gore.

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Poll: entertainment industry world-wide overwhelmingly prefers a European child-rapist to an American racist and sexist bigot.





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Obama is in negoiations with NBC to star in a sitcom called "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers."

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In this Summer of Recovery with signs of the Stimulus Working all around, leading economists fear a Full Recovery is looming.

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Bill Clinton is back in the Oval Office because he heard Obama sucks.

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The Fashion police have issued an ALL POINTS BULLETIN for Michelle Obama.

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Having experienced Obama at work, the grateful nation is glad to see him vacationing more.

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The Summer of Recovery will be followed by the Fall of Nancy Pelosi

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Republican challengers promise a post-racial Administration after 2012.

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On first visit as PM, David Cameron chooses a communist state. Seeks Détente.

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Shirley Sherrod to work for a government panel deciding, when to offer End of Life Counseling instead of treatment.


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Report: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future

Leaked reports indicate he will continue the Apology Tour

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Congress ceases Pentagon spending, outsources armed forces to China

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote:Congress ceases Pentagon spending, outsources armed forces to China
Borrows money from China to pay them

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Sherrod receives an endoresment from toy maker Yo Yo Inc.

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U.N. to North Korea: That was very VERY naughty! Kim Jong Il paralyzed from fear by wagging finger.

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Massive oil spill in the Ozark swamp, Barack Obama fines Jed Clampett $100 million dollars.


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In God we trust has been removed from US paper money.

It is replaced by Premier WEN Jiabao's signiture in Chinese

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Media world-wide reports on Clinton being in bed with investment banking.

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2012: Elton John's post-concert comments: "After four years it is good to have a President, who knows, what investment banking is!" -- criticized as inappropriate.

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Pelosi issues recall of House, citing electoral safety concerns.


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First Family to recuperate from exhausting 27-hour Gulf Coast vacation with ten-day stay in Martha's Vineyard.

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White House: Spanish Vacation saved or created 3,427 jobs.

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Scrambled fighters over Seattle shatter glass, stimulate economy.

Obama promises creation of thousands of new economically neutral jobs (Brilliant line just_a_car!_

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Obama sets out on another 10 day vacation. Media blames Bush.

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The U.N. posthumously awards all French Military personal that served during May of 1940 a medal for Courageous Restraint.

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Peaceful Activists in B.C., protest arrival of Invader Zim from Israel. Demand end to illegitimate "state" of Israel.

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Liberals halt support for the GZ Mosque after learning the misogynist, racist, homophobic, murderous, and child abusing religion of Islam is also Pro-Life, (if you're Islamic)

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Scientist have discovered a preserved frozen wooly mammoth in Antarctica but cloning will be difficult since the closest related living species needs to contribute to the process.

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Scientist are currently desperately seeking Rosie O'Donnell for reasons unknown.

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"They talk about me like a dog," Obama said with a chuckle of his political opponents. "That's not in my prepared remarks but it's true," he read off the teleprompter.

[A picture of him reading "That's not in my prepared remarks but it's true" off the teleprompter would be kind of funny.]



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Joe Biden claims to have cautioned -- together with Barack -- against publication of "Satanic Verses" in 1988.

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General Petreaeus: pork- and alcohol-consumption endangers American troops.

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Cardboard cut-outs used to fill empty seats for Obama's appearance

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American forces in Afghanistan brace for the backlash to President Obama's commemoration of Rosh Hashana and Yom Kipur.

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Many wonder if congressional Democrats rebranding of the Party by wearing Groucho Marx disguises will work.

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Dan Rather's shocker: Tea Party lied about its military service - has documents that prove it


 
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