Please report all questionable behavior to KGB AGENT SMERSH.

Comrade Smersh
Head of KGB .sec.9

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Share thoughts with the collective! I know thinking is better done by thought leaders like us. However we encourage the common man (YOU) to be a part of controling the brainwashed puppets of the USA. Give us your idea's how we can help make the USA the New CSA.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec. 9

"Extraordinary rendition" Names Please??
This is an Order.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9

I told myself, the same ferment of zeal and of love for all men still exists. There are perhaps still ways of keeping COMMUNISM from being lost. Let every man make an effort to summon back his strength; let every man do what he can. For my own part, I am going to do whatever I believe to be within my power. STAND BY HILLARY.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9

ONE THING WE FORGOT TO MENTION. MUSLIMS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED AND WILL BE HUNTED DOWN BY KGB AGENTS WORLD WIDE. THEY MAY SHARE A COMMON GOAL, BUT REMEMBER OUR COMRADES WE LOST IN THE WAR IN AFGAN. SHOOT TO KILL IS THE ORDER FOR ALL KGB AGENTS. NO MUSLIM EXTEEMISTS MORON WILL EVER TELL "KGB" WHAT TO DO. "KGB" LOVES WOMAN OVER GOATS 100% OF TIME. SO FUCK YOU MUSLIM SCUMBAG.WE WILL FIGHT YOU AGAIN AFTER WINNING THE ELCTION WITH COMRADE HILLARY CLINTON.

I would like to report that one "Victor Sheymov" defected from the Soviet Union before it's staged "collapse". He worked in the KGB like you, Comrade Smersh, but was in the Eighth CD. I have been reading this traitor's book "Tower of Secrets" in which he made a mockery of the glorious peoples utopia of Russia by joining the Amerikkkans and stealing valuable information.

I think that qualifies as "questionable behavior".

Premier Betty wrote:I would like to report that one "Victor Sheymov" defected from the Soviet Union before it's staged "collapse". He worked in the KGB like you, Comrade Smersh, but was in the Eighth CD. I have been reading this traitor's book "Tower of Secrets" in which he made a mockery of the glorious peoples utopia of Russia by joining the Amerikkkans and stealing valuable information.

I think that qualifies as "questionable behavior".

Thank you Comrade
Me and David Rolf made a deal, It was all for the greater good. Victor von Doom; Now has to send his little girl to the perverted Universities in the west.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9

smersh wrote:ONE THING WE FORGOT TO MENTION. MUSLIMS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED AND WILL BE HUNTED DOWN BY KGB AGENTS WORLD WIDE. THEY MAY SHARE A COMMON GOAL, BUT REMEMBER OUR COMRADES WE LOST IN THE WAR IN AFGAN. SHOOT TO KILL IS THE ORDER FOR ALL KGB AGENTS. NO MUSLIM EXTEEMISTS MORON WILL EVER TELL "KGB" WHAT TO DO. "KGB" LOVES WOMAN OVER GOATS 100% OF TIME. SO FUCK YOU MUSLIM SCUMBAG.WE WILL FIGHT YOU AGAIN AFTER WINNING THE ELCTION WITH COMRADE HILLARY CLINTON.

lol how great is that?? heh
SALUTE!!

I want to report George Clooney. 1.) His father lost an election. 2.) He snubbed me and other elites at a dinner party. 3.) I hate ER and Oceans 11-12 and quite possibly 13. This "thing" rather blow smoke up his own ass then to bow and scrap to Her Excellency H.R.C! Its disgusting and I can't take it anymore!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko YOUR CONCERN IS NOTED THANK YOU COMRADE.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec.9

https://members.tripod.com/~rcjustice/pres.html TWA 800 WAS A TERROR ATTACK BILL FUCKED UP
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec.9

We all know it was a terror attack. Unfortunately, our brainwashing agents also f**ked up and failed to wipe the witnesses minds. Thanks to their incompetence, those witnesses are free to explain how they saw the missile hit the plane. It is too late to correct their error, but not too late to correct them.

Premier Betty wrote:We all know it was a terror attack. Unfortunately, our brainwashing agents also f**ked up and failed to wipe the witnesses minds. Thanks to their incompetence, those witnesses are free to explain how they saw the missile hit the plane. It is too late to correct their error, but not too late to correct them.

I agree we must silence them a.s.a.p.Protect the Clitoons now. Comrade.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec.9

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We are circling the waggons, refusing to cooperate in the investigation of the so called "murder" of Alexander Litvinenko. The former spy died in Britain, after being exposed to a lethal poison incorporating the radioactive element polonium-210. You know SMERSH is hiding something when they resort to bald-faced lies. Comrade-General Yuri Chaika made the statement that the poison could not have come from Russia. That would only be true if the Soviet space program used up every last bit of polonium for the Lunokhod moon walker program. We certainly had enough polonium on hand in 1970 to keep not one, but two moon rovers warm through the frigid lunar night.
LMAO.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB sec.9

According to calculations by KGB, the metal value of pennies, which are made of copper-coated zinc, is now more than one cent. The metal value of 5-cent coins, made from a copper-nickel blend, is up to 7 cents. Adding in the costs of manufacturing means the Mint now spends 1.73 cents for every penny and 8.74 cents for every nickel it makes. Save all your coins for the greater good. THE FINAL MELTDOWN. We will fund our cause by out smarting the Corporations. "A WORKER DONATES ONE PENNY PROGRAM".
LONG LIVE H.C.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec.9.

So we are going to start melting workers? What value is a melted worker other than the ingredient in our delicious latte's that we like to guzzle down? More importantly, will these "melted" workers be unionized?

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:So we are going to start melting workers? What value is a melted worker other than the ingredient in our delicious latte's that we like to guzzle down? More importantly, will these "melted" workers be unionized?

To much to drink last night sorry S.

KEEP YOUR TOOTH BRUSH READY.
MOCKING THE PARTY IS DANGEROUS.(even if we are all drunk) lol
SMERSH HEAD of NSA.

Comrades;
It is, (for now) recomended. That; Every child between the age of (Eight to Eighteen) must learn how to, operate a Tractor.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB sec. 9.

• "Some 35 million American adults are functionally illiterate...."

• "About 23 percent of all 17-year-olds in the United States can be considered functionally illiterate...."

• "International comparisons of student achievement ... reveal that on 21 academic tests American students were never first or second and ... were last seven times."

• "Scholastic Aptitude Tests. (SAT) demonstrate a virtually unbroken decline from 1963 to 2000."
They have not gotten better. What they don't know can't hurt them.

We can win this campaign; "Comrade Hillary. 2008"

SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9.

smersh wrote:• "Some 35 million American adults are functionally illiterate.... a virtually unbroken decline from 1963 to 2000."

That means the Party has been more successful than it gets credit for. Victory is just around the corner. We demand 100% illiteracy! Support teachers unions! Money for schools, not wars!

Yes. Let them read the usefull littarature and fire us up to take it to the streets for "HILLARY". You are so right, t is great to see the party (no matter what we do) come together. All on the same page.
"VICTORY FOR HILLARY."
SMERSH HEAD of KGB .sec 9.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:So we are going to start melting workers? What value is a melted worker other than the ingredient in our delicious latte's that we like to guzzle down? More importantly, will these "melted" workers be unionized?

ssssssst
Is there a carbon,or glass blowers Union?? Do not provoke us any longer if it is your wish to be the prolitfuckingtalirate input in our socialistic forum.
Thought is a corosive eliment.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. HQsec. 9

I wish to report Comrade Freeenterpriseforall, Comrade Smersh. He is an agent of capitalism and Limosioune Liberal lacking the proper credentials to indulge in such behavior. This thing is traitor, a spy and possibly wealthy! It can be found in the Gulago-Troll propagating hate, injustice and overall general disatisfaction with the collective.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I wish to report Comrade Freeenterpriseforall, Comrade Smersh. He is an agent of capitalism and Limosioune Liberal lacking the proper credentials to indulge in such behavior. This thing is traitor, a spy and possibly wealthy! It can be found in the Gulago-Troll propagating hate, injustice and overall general disatisfaction with the collective.

Thank you Comrade Punchenko. Comrade Freeenterpriseforall is known to us. He stole Caviar from our new years eve party last year. Stuffed it in his underwear and socks. Laika and Carlos the Jackal caught him and his party.They were promptly arrested. (carlos did a poop on his face.) This is what my daughter tells me. She is 6 years old ( asta & osi the cats loved
water.)
(sixy the dog swam by the sum of 10) & kitty the pink cat gave love. We lost all our jelly-beans! said penny the pony .hodkins the hedgehog got bored and left.

Smersh! Iron Fist of the Revolution!

Please report to Gulagotroll. We have been attacked and infiltrated by a mime!

We expected the Beingist to send in the muppets -- not the mimes! Oh sweet merciful Stalin, we beg for your help in our most desperate of hours, the mimes, they have puppets, magic and suitcases! SUITCASES! (GASP!) And WHITE face paint! INTOLERANCE! PAINT THOSE FACES BLACK, BROWN, PURPLE, METALLIC YOU RACIST PIGS! ALL MUST BE REPRESENTED! EVERYONE, DAMN YOU! EVERYONE!

Comrade Smersh, we plead with the KGB to send in reinforcements, these mimes multiply when you throw rocks at them, MULTIPLY I TELL YA! Oh Darwin, they touched Commissar Theocritus' condom bag! Oh, and his speedo! Now there's gunna be trouble!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:We expected the Beingist to send in the muppets -- not the mimes! Oh sweet merciful Stalin, we beg for your help in our most desperate of hours, the mimes, they have puppets, magic and suitcases! SUITCASES! (GASP!) And WHITE face paint! INTOLERANCE! PAINT THOSE FACES BLACK, BROWN, PURPLE, METALLIC YOU RACIST PIGS! ALL MUST BE REPRESENTED! EVERYONE, DAMN YOU! EVERYONE!

Comrade Smersh, we plead with the KGB to send in reinforcements, these mimes multiply when you throw rocks at them, MULTIPLY I TELL YA! Oh Darwin, they touched Commissar Theocritus' condom bag! Oh, and his speedo! Now there's gunna be trouble!

My "reinforcements" were insulted by the presence of Comrade Hillary at Kapitalist J.Ford's funeral. I have executed 125 of them already zhe rest are on the run.
Comrade Hillary must have had a good explanation for zhis.
She was "great" when she refused to go to 343 Firemen's funerals After the 9-11 Inside job.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec.9.

[email protected]
WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec.9.

was drunk
SMERSH HEAD of KGB .sec 9.[/quote]

If communists in any country, and (especially those most affected by the current vortex of contradictions), were not to take into account the rapid and dramatic changes in the international situation and their interpenetration with the class struggle in their country, and if they were not to develop the policies, slogans and tactics that corresponded to these changes, then "persevering in the strategic orientation" could become a smokescreen covering conservatism and passivity and the "strategic goal" will remain mere wishful thinking.We must act now.... Let Hillary speak and use her vision. We must follow blindly.

Hillary;Must Advance Amidst Intensifying Contradictions

The Revolutionary Internationalist Movement has existed for 93 years and its accomplishments are undeniable. But we can by no means rest content with what we have achieved until now. As [an internal report put it in] April 1st 2006, "Thus our Movement is placed before a historic opportunity and challenge. Will the CLINTON's be able to step forward and lead the masses of people in resisting the imperialist onslaught, and through the course of the struggle further advance the cause of the world proletarian revolution?????? YES is the answer..
In this light it is impossible to overstate the importance that our Movement{CFC} or {KFC} has for the people of the world and the importance of the decisions and actions (or lack of ) that we take in the coming period. In short, the Democratic Party {Left} is facing its greatest test since its formation.
No progress is painless and every step forward, especially at critical junctures, can only come amidst fierce struggle, not only with the Republicans but also against counter-currents that inevitably arise in opposition to a correct understanding. SMERSH pointed out that it is not enough to grasp the correct line, it is necessary to grasp it "Firmly". He went on to say, to not grasp the party line firmly means to not grasp it at all. If our Movement is to play the role that it must, it is necessary that we "grasp firmly" FIRMLY our BALLS both OF THEM. The correct firm, Political and ideological line that we have been forging and our understanding of the favourable, if contradictory, international situation. We also need to FIRMLY grasp the possibility of achieving breakthroughs precisely in connection with the current intensification of contradictions and fight to preserve and maintain this understanding. "NEW YORK TIMES" INCLUDED. Finally, and most importantly, we need to find the means and $$$$$$ to link this advanced understanding with the masses and push the whole revolutionary process forward an onward to 2008.
COMRADE CLINTON
SMERSH HEAD of KGB. sec. 9.

I am on a C-17 Globemaster III Boy it is cool.
Be back in two weeks.
Internet works great at 38 thousand feet.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB.sec. 9.

SMERSH IS BACK.

Welcome back.

This is where you can buy your arms. (Mention me and you will get 50% off)
The revolution is close.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB sec. 9.

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SMERSH HEAD of KGB sec. 9

Do these "fees" include the cost of the bullet used for executions? For the last thirty years I have been on a bullet exempt program which automatically charges the cost to the accused family.

Also...

Am I subject to the TOS? I did after all send you a can of caviar... a whole can come to think of it. Maybe we could work something out here.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko.

Caviar is exepted as "form of payment" but only in your case.
Bribes are never exepted, exept in your case.
Me must talk more about these executions you talk about.
Hillary prefers to call them "relocations"
We should not instal fear in the masses.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB section 9

LIES LIES
https://www.renewamerica.us/columns/vernon/070219

Even if you win the special olympics. You'r still a retard.

https://thepeoplescube.com/video/TalibanOlympics.mpg

These games ave been cancelled. We'r running out of uefull idiots.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB Section 9

call your local KGB office.

SMERSH HEAD OF FGB sec. 9

The mullahs in Iran may soon have a hard decision to make. Their secret nuclear program is close to having a few weapons ready for them to use, but a young, homegrown progressive movement, inspired by recent events in Iraq, may force them into a doomsday situation.

These old dinosaurs have sworn to destroy Israel. If they were to come under attack from their own people, they have no flexibility or ability to see things from others' points of view. They're stone-age religious fanatics for crying out loud! If they are backed into a corner by secular forces during a civil war, why shouldn't they lob their nuclear weapons at Israel? They would get their 72 virgins if all hell breaks loose. What would restrain them from letting loose with all that they have?

We may have to let Israel take out their nuclear facilities with their own nuclear strikes. What makes this situation more difficult than the earlier strike by Israel is the fact that Iran's present-day nuclear facilities are spread around the country and many of them are in secret underground locations. Surgical strikes may not be possible.

Big plans must be in the making at this moment by U.S., Israeli and underground Iranian leaders. What is the solution?THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS IF YOU DO NOT HELP SMERSH GET RID OF HIS HEAD ACHE.

SMERSH HAS GIVEN THEM 1000 B61-11 THERMAL MINI NUKES. ..... SAY THANK YOU..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAST WARNING FOR ISLAM.
YOUR TIME IS UP
EAST OR WEST......!!!!!!!!

SMERSH HEAD of KGB sec. 9

BRAKING NEWS

ALL COMRADS.
GO TO WORK NOW
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ORDER.

https://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/iran/facility/index.html

SMERSH HEAD OF KGB sec. 9

ALL COMRADS.
GO TO WORK NOW
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ORDER.

How can I go to work when I don't have a job???

I don't have a job either and if I were to go to this "work" you speak of I could very well lose my welfare check, food stamps, cheap precription drug coverage (vicodin), fee housing (beach housing) and the free healthcare Her Excellency and Michael Moore are promising me. Me... go to work... HA HA HA HA! Good one, comrade Smersh. I nearly crapped my pants hearing that one. <wipes tear from eye> I haven't had a good laugh in ages, thank you!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I don't have a job either and if I were to go to this "work" you speak of I could very well lose my welfare check, food stamps, cheap precription drug coverage (vicodin), fee housing (beach housing) and the free healthcare Her Excellency and Michael Moore are promising me. Me... go to work... HA HA HA HA! Good one, comrade Smersh. I nearly crapped my pants hearing that one. <wipes tear from eye> I haven't had a good laugh in ages, thank you!

M. S. Punchenko You will pay for this.
I'll fuck you over so bad you wish you stayed in Italy

Premier Betty wrote:

ALL COMRADS.
GO TO WORK NOW
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ORDER.

How can I go to work when I don't have a job???

https://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/iran/facility/index.html
Tell your DADDY to do the suffering for you. BITCH

I'LL PUT YOU TO WORK.
https://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/iran/facility/index.html

LOL...OK smersh I'll clock in...for the Revolution!

Isn't complaining about the EBA (Evil Bush Administration) work? It seems like work to me. It's all I can do what with this luxurious mansion I need to watch over, and these cheap sluts aren't going to fuck themselves are they (okay, maybe they will, and then some, but that's beside the point.)? I'm already working as much as I can between smoothies and massages.

Premier Betty wrote:Isn't complaining about the EBA (Evil Bush Administration) work? It seems like work to me. It's all I can do what with this luxurious mansion I need to watch over, and these cheap sluts aren't going to fuck themselves are they (okay, maybe they will, and then some, but that's beside the point.)? I'm already working as much as I can between smoothies and massages.

MY NAME IS SMERSH. (AKA) THE PARTY HAMMER.
NEED I SAY MORE ?
IF YOU ARE A TRUE HILLARY SUPORTER.
YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR FAM. DO THE WORK FOR YOU WHILE,
YOU SLEEP FOR ONLY THREE HOURS A DAY.
THIS IS NORMAL,GET USED TO IT.
YOU WANT A MASSAGE??? I CAN SEND OVER AN AGENT TO GIVE
YOU ONE. LOL.
GET TO WORK NOW.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB section 9

Aww....

Premier Betty wrote:Aww....

WHO DO YOU VOTE FOR?????
KGB HAS NO MERCY

HITLARY CLINTOON IS OUR HOPE.

THE HAMMER.

I vote for Hillary....

Hillary's heads are the hammer.

She has more than one head?!?

She has two ball-peenis hammers.

That can't be comfortable.

Ask Vynce Fostre. It is rumored that they had had an affair, which I find utterly incomprehensible, at every level. I was utterly convinced that he was murdered, the latest in a string of deaths that happened around our Many Titted Empress and her husband with the little little general, cf Gennifer Flowers' <i>Penthouse</i> interview, which is a riot.

Which was sent me by a friend from Culo del Pecos, whom I grew up with. I'm going to misspell words to avoid the robot. He went to Hahvard, as did his father, and took a year to be Bush 41's Boston press secretary, wrote a few books, and went to Hahvard Law. He was living in Washington and knew a lot of those people. In 1998 or so, a certain man whom you've heard of, Kenneth Stahr, was asked to investigate a certain episode of a fellatrix, and S., my friend, now a professor at UNLV with wife and teenaged daughters adjusting to Vegas, was tapped to work for it.

One day he emailed me that he was working long hours; we are close friends, but then men are like that as you know. He know I'd understand that something was going. And he knew my feelings about our Empress, for I've been noted as being the most opinionated person around about her. The next day he emailed me, "Watson, the game is afoot," and both being Sherlockians, he told me that something was going to happen.

The next day my then-big television had the smiling picture of the First Groper and the First Fellatrix. And I heard on Rush that Stahr had tapped a writer. S. respected his oath of secrecy enough not to tell me what he was doing. How's that, to know what one of your best friends is doing by hearing it on Rush, without, of course, a name. (Read the footnotes; as with women's letters, the pith is there.)

S. perhaps a decade ago, came to visit his parents in Culo del Pecos, and sat in this room and told me that Fostre was not murdered, but that he killed himself and the file cabinets were in his office and he'd gone through them. I would not have believed that except for the source.

Commissar Theocritus
Can you be a bit more clear.
This sounds like good info.

SMERSK HEAD of KGB
Section 9

Smersh, all I said is true except for the deliberate misspellings to fool a robot crawling the pages and the robot may be, on reflection, smarter than that. Had not a friend since 1972 told me that Vynce Fostre killed himself I would simply have refused to believe it.

You may be guilty of thoughtcrime if ...NO NO
You are guitly of thoughtcrime .......when we meet.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB
Section 9.

smersh wrote:You may be guilty of thoughtcrime if ...NO NO
You are guitly of thoughtcrime .......when we meet.

Sounds like some serious spanking is going to happen, comrades. Whose turn is it to hold the video camera? Bruno?

No, no, no. Bruno is the one who likes to get spanked. When he's a very good boy I let him look at the photos of Robert Mapplethorpe. I myself don't have a taste for spanking all that much; by training I'm a mathematician, and once I know how to do something, I lose interest in it. So I sit night and day trying to figure out processes which spank other people.

It causes more pain that way.

United Forever in Friendship and Labour,
Our mighty Republics will ever endure.
The Great American Union will Live through the Ages.
The Dream of a People their fortress secure.

CHORUS:
Long Live our American Motherland, built by the People's mighty hand.
Long Live our People, United and Free????
Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Star spangled banner Flag Inspire,
Shining in Glory for all Men to see.

Through Days dark and stormy where Clintoons will Lead us
Our Eyes saw the Bright Sun of Freedom above
and Clintoon our Leader with Faith in the People,
Inspired us to Build up the Land that we Love.

CHORUS

We fought for the Future, destroyed the Republicans
and Brought to our Homeland the Laurels of Shame.
Our Glory will live in the Memory of Nations
and All Generations will Honour Her Name.

CHORUS

LONG LIVE OUR LEADER "HILLARY"

SMERSH HEAD of KGB
Section 9.

And when Our Many Titted Empress ascends to the Throne of Power, she will move the capital to Austin, Minnesota, the home of Spam.

Lennin screams in moscow... Apparently he has had enough of this nonsense...



https://englishrussia.com/?p=1310

Ha, ha. Cool. Next we should put a Frankenstein mask on it.

LoneRedStar wrote:Lennin screams in moscow... Apparently he has had enough of this nonsense...
https://englishrussia.com/?p=1310

That is unthinkable! Unimaginable! Oh for the good old days of Uncle Iosef! We would have brought this perpetrator and his whole district to justice!

Uncle Iosef would have been too busy shooting neighbors whose dogs barked at night keeping him up to worry about dear Vlad.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Uncle Iosef would have been too busy shooting neighbors whose dogs barked at night keeping him up to worry about dear Vlad.

Oh, you do a disservice to Uncle Iosef, he had plenty of good help and would have made time for this Soviet agitator.

Commissar Pupovich, this gives rise to the efficient use of time. What about a seminar for Good Party Members on our Best Use of Time? You know, when there are only 24 hours in a day and so many things need to be liberated, so many RepubliKKKans to be denounced, so many proles to be flogged?

I know, I know, we can use academe for it and do, but sometimes you really have to roll up your sleeves and do it yourself if you want it done right. Why, the last time I entered Tiffany's with help, Bruno got fixated on a diamond-studded dog collar that Madonna had ordered, and the silly BEQ left behind a diamond as big as a door knob. For that I didn't spank him.

Perhaps we need to think out of the box.... Why should we progressives limit ourselves to but 24 hours in a day? Our Motherland surely had no problem showing the world a more progressive calendar!

You have hit on an idea. 24 hours a day is merely a purely arbitrary notion which is of no concern to <i>us</i>. Therefore I decree that every day is long enough to do what we want to with it, and that when were are bored, then days shall be shorter.

In cases of conflicts between Party Members, we apply the Rule of Theocritus.

Theocritus wrote:Whatever Theocritus says is the rule.

And he means <b>you</b>.

Absolutely! That is why I like to present any little idea I may have for I know you will take it, refine it in ways I am lacking, and expand it to it's true potential!

And, dear Commissar, if we can turn a profit you'll find that I am not ungenerous. Well, for a socialist that is. Mother Teresa had different ideas but then, well, I'm the important one, you know.

I can't imagine how our idea for a day to last as long as needed to er,,, benefit the state, can help but succeed!

And the converse--to shorten those interminable meetings. Sheesh.

Yes, some comrades just don't know when to stop. They forget we have important things to do... people to denounce, proles to order around at whim, Hildo maintenance....

Yes, Hildo maintenance. I have conscripted an their chemical plant for the lubrication. Oddly enough the most suitable one was Union Carbide in Bhopal, India.