You put your arms together
And put your right hand on top!
You hit the reset button,
Then do the 'Benghazi Hop!'

Shoe-a-grams.
Tell someone how you really feel.
Right size and style for every occasion.

"Was that a bat, did someone see a bat"..asked HillDog. NO Hillary, that was not a bat, it was the highest form of praise known by the collective as shoe tossing. It is meant to start vigorous liberal conversations of the utmost importance on topics such as climate change, gay rights in the military, and equal pay for women (who work part time). Under no circumstance was that a bat, or a bird, or an insect.

When me and my friends go out to the Strip
We use a few steps to dodge a wing tip
We don't like to freeze and take a shoe scuffle
Dancing all night to to Hill'ry shuffle

Hey BO, Hey BO (Hey BO, hey BO)
Well a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk (Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk)
La-le-li-li (la le li li)
woo woo woo woo woo (woo woo woo woo woo)
Well we never miss a chance
To get up and dance
And do the Hill'ry shuffle

Well me and my friends love Michelle and BO
We love Hilly's consort Bill and that bonehead Joe
It's such a delight to duck and hustle
Dodging all night doing the Hill'ry shuffle

Hey Bill, hey Bill (Hey Bill, hey Bill)
Well a duck duck duck duck (duck duck duck duck)
We be be be be e (We be be be be be)
Oh, Bagger (Oh, Bagger)
Well we never miss a chance
To get up and dance and do the Hill'ry shuffle

Well me and my friends we all want to see
How they'll spin this on mainstream TV
When it happened to Bush they all got a chuckle
So let's have some fun with the Hill'ry shuffle

Hey BO, Hey BO (Hey BO, hey BO)
Well a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk (nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk)
Look at the squirrel, look at the squirrel
(Look at the squirrel, look at the squirrel)
Ruff, ruff (Ruff, ruff)
Well. they won't miss the chance
We'll all get a laugh
About the Hill'ry shuffle

Forget sniper fire! Comrade Hillary's had to dodge oncoming tactical shoes! Perhaps now the Secret Service will finally adopt these formidable projectiles.

At first I thought someone said "Hillary had thrown a shoe" rather than she had one thrown at her. I was thinking it was no big deal, we can get a blacksmith to nail another shoe on the old mule.

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This small episode has set the stage for yet another PC justice ruling, i.e., force attendees of all future political events to remove their shoes before entering. It helps bring us closer to our Mooselamb brothers. I read it in Comrade Cass Sunstein's book "Nudge."

Comrade DeKoquonut: Horses are exempted.

Captain Craptek wrote: Comrade DeKoquonut: Horses are exempted.

Only one half of the horse.

I like the dance and music of the Nutcracker.