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Beyonce Trans-Species Identifies as Big Bird in her new vid

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This album is called “Lemonade”, hence her color yellow costume in the video.

She trashes the whole set to express her anger about her hubby, Jay-Z, cheating on her. As if.

I mean, if all the guns and baseball bats were eliminated from the entire globe, what could happen next?

Imagine a 120-pound girl walking home and being accosted by a guy who, not only weighs 200 lbs but is carrying a baseball bat. Even if he isn't carrying, he still has his weight and muscle that can overtake this 120 pound woman.

Does this make any sense? Nah, probably not, but it does make for some really weird video.


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Here's another, maybe better. It's all so mysterious.


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Oh yeah, Comrades here's another one! Wheee!




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Comrade Biff,

Pity Party Street... Good one!

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This reminds me of:

https://southpark.cc.com/clips/154792/dolphinoplasty

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It is becoming just as the prophets of South Park have foreseen...

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Pamalinsky wrote:Comrade Biff,

Pity Party Street... Good one!
Thanks. The combination of "empowered" bump and grind and outpourings of love and vitriol has got to be one of the most enlightened comedic offerings I have witnessed in some time.


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To quote Adele:

"Are there any Beyoncé fans here tonight? How is it even possible that she only ever gets better?" she exclaimed. "She is Jesus f*cking Christ. Beyoncé is the sickest artist around in the whole entire world. It's unbelievable. I've been listening to her for 17 years, and [highlight=#ffff00]she's still making music that blows my mind[/highlight]."
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Captain Craptek wrote:To quote Adele:

"Are there any Beyoncé fans here tonight? How is it even possible that she only ever gets better?" she exclaimed. "She is Jesus f*cking Christ. Beyoncé is the sickest artist around in the whole entire world. It's unbelievable. I've been listening to her for 17 years, and [highlight=#ffff00]she's still making music that blows my mind[/highlight]."
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When I first arrived in Indiana six years ago to meet the love of my life, Comrade Tovarich, one of the first songs I heard in a coffee shop was Adele. I didn't know it was her, but asked because I loved what I was hearing. I really did enjoy it.

Now I am appalled by this new thing she has going about Beyonce, she and her poster boy husband, JayZ, being the epitome of salacious music everywhere.

And we really want to see them fight with each other? NOT!

"Are there any Beyoncé fans here tonight? How is it even possible that she only ever gets better?" she exclaimed.

"She is Jesus f*cking Christ. Beyoncé is the sickest artist around in the whole entire world. It's unbelievable. I've been listening to her for 17 years, and she's still making music that blows my mind." - See more at: https://thepeoplescube.com/post203447.html#203447

p.s.: I don't know about you guys but, I always go for the sickest artist when looking for my playlist.

Yeah, Adele. You just jumped the shark.

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:To quote Adele:

"Are there any Beyoncé fans here tonight? How is it even possible that she only ever gets better?" she exclaimed. "She is Jesus f*cking Christ. Beyoncé is the sickest artist around in the whole entire world. It's unbelievable. I've been listening to her for 17 years, and [highlight=#ffff00]she's still making music that blows my mind[/highlight]."
Small Mind Dynamite.jpg

When I first arrived in Indiana six years ago to meet the love of my life, Comrade Tovarich, one of the first songs I heard in a coffee shop was Adele. I didn't know it was her, but asked because I loved what I was hearing. I really did enjoy it.

Now I am appalled by this new thing she has going about Beyonce, she and her poster boy husband, JayZ, being the epitome of salacious music everywhere.

And we really want to see them fight with each other? NOT!

"Are there any Beyoncé fans here tonight? How is it even possible that she only ever gets better?" she exclaimed.

"She is Jesus f*cking Christ. Beyoncé is the sickest artist around in the whole entire world. It's unbelievable. I've been listening to her for 17 years, and she's still making music that blows my mind." - See more at: https://thepeoplescube.com/post203447.html#203447

p.s.: I don't know about you guys but, I always go for the sickest artist when looking for my playlist.

Yeah, Adele. You just jumped the shark.

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I agree. Well, subtract liking Adele and multiply the anger towards Beyonce. Then you've got it.

I'm not too terribly miffed about the Jesus [Expletive] Christ thing. I mean, most of those pop stars have sold their souls to banks, record companies, secret societies, or demons themselves, so it isn't like they were going to their respective Valhallas anyway.

I found this comment on a truthrevolt.org article about this. It sucked the words out of my mouth.

In the last 2 decades, Hollywood and the music industry for the most part has been made up of talentless, morally bankrupt bottom feeders who become 'Stars' by 'accidently' leaking home made s*x tapes. They stay relevant by out-twerking each other, trying to shock the normal decent folks by being vulgar and promoting misogyny , anti-family values and debauched lifestyles.

I wonder why the few stars with real talent allow themselves to be p*mped out by their agents, or in Beyonce's case her husband. In one video, her husband and very young daughter are on the side of the stage watching a 40 something half naked Mommy pole dancing as she performs. How the h*ll is that empowering to women or mothers? SMH.
Now, Adele, whose voice I absolutely love is doing the same thing. I abhor political correctness and yes, I believe in free speech but going out of your way to offend someone because of their religious belief or being so insensitive to people of faith that you spew out blasphemy like this is an entirely different thing. She should apologize. It's like faux atheists spending enormous time and effort bashing God, an entity they claim they do not believe exists..that is like bashing the Easter bunny or the tooth fairy.

I won't listen to either of these women ever again. I don't care what their political views are, they should just close their pie holes and entertain us.. That's what they are after all, entertainers, overpaid ones, they are like circus animals, except circus animals have better morals and are more talented..End rant. ;-)

Also, learned a new word today: salacious. Thanks.

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How low can you go? Victim Class Pecking Order - When you sweat don't sweat the small stuff.

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Way back in the 80s, I observed the following about the new producers of POP music:

1. You got the face. Check!
2. You got the tits. Check!
3. You got the glutes. Check!
4. You got the look. Check!
5. You can't sing. Check!

Alrighty then. Let's go make some money! Check$

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Biff Henderson wrote:[highlight=#ffff00]How low can you go?[/highlight] Victim Class Pecking Order - When you sweat don't sweat the small stuff.

That would be pretty low, Comrade Biff. Thing is, as you know, dancers always get sweaty when they dance. That's what dancers do. They like it or accept it as part of the deal. Or not.

I have a friend who auditioned to be a Copa Girl on a dare. She worked there for about three months. A big deal at that time because the Copa fed them and provided for their housing and hair dressing treatments. Because of this she ordered lobster every night only to find herself with a rash. Her roommate was the girlfriend of Joe DiMaggio, and he, on that night, went out to provide her with Calamine lotion or some other remedy. Her mother danced with Fred Astaire in The Easter Parade. Tap dancing.

Every dancer I have ever known, including me, has always worked out heavily in class. And, we sweat. She told me she really hated that so did not pursue her dancing career. She always wanted to look pretty.

I always looked good after working out and taking a shower. In fact, I looked better.

In some ways, that was the point.

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Pamalinsky wrote:Thing is, as you know, dancers always get sweaty when they dance. That's what dancers do. They like it or accept it as part of the deal. Or not.
When I did my stint in the Army - Medic (Vietnam Era), one of my assignments was a Psych Ward, the sole criteria being height is useful in intimidating any charge prone to violence (I do recall that the trooper that drove a tank through the Berlin Wall didn't see it that way.). Part of the daily routine was escorting our patients to the gym so they could blow off a little steam. It was there that I was introduced to racquetball (The sole turf of officers, grudgingly relinquished to nutters). In racquetball, sweat is a sure sign you're floundering as finesse and maintaining a center position on the court rule the day. Morning PT, I'd sweat. When I chose the discipline, the height of success was cool and collected. I wonder, when the Shasha Fierce entity possesses Beyonce, does she sweat or is she cool and collected?

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Comrade Biff wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:Thing is, as you know, dancers always get sweaty when they dance. That's what dancers do. They like it or accept it as part of the deal. Or not.
When I did my stint in the Army - Medic (Vietnam Era), one of my assignments was a Psych Ward, the sole criteria being height is useful in intimidating any charge prone to violence (I do recall that the trooper that drove a tank through the Berlin Wall didn't see it that way.). Part of the daily routine was escorting our patients to the gym so they could blow off a little steam. It was there that I was introduced to racquetball (The sole turf of officers, grudgingly relinquished to nutters). In racquetball, sweat is a sure sign you're floundering as finesse and maintaining a center position on the court rule the day. Morning PT, I'd sweat. When I chose the discipline, the height of success was cool and collected. [highlight=#ffff00]I wonder, when the Shasha Fierce entity possesses Beyonce, does she sweat or is she cool and collected?[/highlight]

Nah, she doesn't have any sweat glands, just like a doggie. She is a mouth breather/panter, just like her husband. They can't breathe/exist without opening their mouths.

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Biff Henderson wrote:[highlight=#ffff00]How low can you go?[/highlight] Victim Class Pecking Order - When you sweat don't sweat the small stuff.

That would be pretty low, Comrade Biff. Thing is, as you know, dancers always get sweaty when they dance. That's what dancers do. They like it or accept it as part of the deal. Or not.

I have a friend who auditioned to be a Copa Girl on a dare. She worked there for about three months. A big deal at that time because the Copa fed them and provided for their housing and hair dressing treatments. Because of this she ordered lobster every night only to find herself with a rash. Her roommate was the girlfriend of Joe DiMaggio, and he, on that night, went out to provide her with Calamine lotion or some other remedy. Her mother danced with Fred Astaire in The Easter Parade. Tap dancing.

Every dancer I have ever known, including me, has always worked out heavily in class. And, we sweat. She told me she really hated that so did not pursue her dancing career. She always wanted to look pretty.
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I always looked good after working out and taking a shower. In fact, I looked better.[/highlight]

In some ways, that was the point.

Huh, yet another thing to add to the list of things I don't understand about women. Before I exercise (Which I try not to) I look like a 25-pound sack of potatoes. After I exercise, I look like a sweaty 25-pound sack of potatoes. After I shower (which I never do after coming inside unless I think there might be ticks or motor oil or space alien goo on me), I look like a sopping wet 25-pound sack of potatoes. And after, I towel off, I look like a damp 25-pound sack of potatoes, except all the potatoes are on the floor, because you just know that soaking wet paper isn't going to hold 25 pounds of potatoes.

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Stierlitz, I am absolutely sure that you underestimate yourself. I know this by reading your very thoughtful posts. They are good and solid!


 
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