THE PEOPLE'S POLL: You must be registered to take this poll. That, or just jump across
the southern border and run straight to the polling place. A bridge fell in Minnesota: is Bush to blame?
No, Bush and the Republican Govenor, Pawlenty
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No, Bush, Pawlenty, and Karl Rove
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No, Bush, Pawlenty, Rove, and all elected Republican officials
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No, Bush and all registered Republicans, living or dead
I wanted to get the scoop from Liberal Larry. Just add your posts to the thread with links. It took the Kos FOUR minutes to blame Bush. If the Kos was around on 9/11, it would haven taken TWO:
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Damn....
I thought by now the Mime and Cap'n Crunch would have spewed some "Impeach Bush for Not Funding Bridge Repairs" by now, but alas, none such the thing.
I have faith in the Mime and Mulva.
It's coming. Just as sure as we all know Bush is the Anti-Christ.
(or if you are Moose Limb, the Anti-Allah)
Godless Commies and Atheists, just ignore the prior sentence.
That includes roads, electric grid, public transportation, airports, air traffic control, police, firemen, schools, colleges, and last AND least, military.
NO corporation is going to do those things. THERE'S NO PROFIT IN IT. And there SHOULDN'T be.
You can't run a 21st century country with a 19th century infrastructure. Or tax structure. Or 19th century thinking.
Scratch that - 16th century thinking.
If we want to live in a modern world we have to embrace socialism! This is what we've been saying for decades. I only wish that earth were more like Potyomkingrad on the Red Planet. There, the rivers flow with milk and honey, food and palatial homes are every person's right, no one does anything they don't want to and your life is yours to explore any career, any pursuit, any time anywhere. We have achieved all this through socialism. The Marxist dream is a reality in Potyomkingrad. If we could it on the Red Planet, you can do it on earth too. But you will have to sacrifice for a long time first.
That includes roads, electric grid, public transportation, airports, air traffic control, police, firemen, schools, colleges, and last AND least, military.
NO corporation is going to do those things. THERE'S NO PROFIT IN IT. And there SHOULDN'T be.
You can't run a 21st century country with a 19th century infrastructure. Or tax structure. Or 19th century thinking.
Scratch that - 16th century thinking.
If we want to live in a modern world we have to embrace socialism! .
Wise points, including yours, Comrade Otis!
The previous post had very good views. Corporations shouldn't be doing anything- the government should! Why, look at how great the government has been managing Social Security, FEMA... I could go on!
I’m happy to see that the Party wasted no time in assigning proper blame to Bush for this latest national tragedy. We all damn well know that Bigger Government (socialism) is the only solution to keep bridges in perfect working order! And I’m more than certain that photos of Cheney planting explosives will surface on either Kos or MSNBC… I’m certain of it, comrades! Where is Spike Lee at? Someone get Spike Lee on line two and ask him to get a documentary going with testimony that Cheney was seen planting explosives. We got to pin this bastard, comrades! We must! Our perjury show trials aren’t working and Rove managed to wiggle out of the hot seat! WE NEED PHOTOS OF CHENEY!
With all of that said, I’m happy Larry at BlameBush! is thinking outside of the box on this Bu$h induced tragedy and is thinking about the poor People of Scales who were murdered by this “bridge” contraption.
Who are we blaming this week for Katrina this week, Bushler or the Zionists? I didn't get my commie script* yet. Was it bush who span around on the White house lawn causing the hurricane or was it Sharon? I forget.
Question: Can I blame Bush if it rains or if gets too hot as well?
*commie script available on CNN (Communist News Network)
Who are we blaming this week for Katrina this week, Bushler or the Zionists? I didn't get my commie script* yet. Was it bush who span around on the White house lawn causing the hurricane or was it Sharon? I forget.
Question: Can I blame Bush if it rains or if gets too hot as well?
*commie script available on CNN (Communist News Network)
Comrade Hasan, don't you know that it is always fashionable to blame Bush? Why just the other day after eating too many spicey Buffalo wings, I blamed Bush for unexpected diarrhea. After all, government shouldn't govern my life, they should only govern everyone else, so that I can remain blissfully ungoverned.
Hmmm.....I'd better get my bags packed and get my fat ass up to Humptydumptyville before Obama does and "comfort" the masses.
Talking points....Hmmmm, Let's see....
1) I will "make the nation's infrastructure the main focus of my administration when elected", throw in "and I'm doing this for the children"...what else?...oh shit...yeah....."and for the millions of senior citizens living on social security who need safe bridges...yada yada, blah, blah"
2) Blame all Republicans, living or dead, with main emphasis on Bush.
3) Rove plot: The Rethug convention is there next year. If it gets rebuilt quickly, that's the proof. Tip o' the hat to Katie Couric for pointing that out
3) Rove plot: The Rethug convention is there next year. If it gets rebuilt quickly, that's the proof. Tip o' the hat to Katie Couric for pointing that out
H08
Your highness Empress Hillary, may I suggest another possible factor that this may have been a Rove job? Think about it... the bridge was in Minnesota... a heavy blue state. A state so blue it was the only state that Comrade Mondale won in 1984 (the year that Ronald Raygun stole his "landslide"). Is it possible that the Bush regime is targeting only blue states? I haven't heard of any disasters in the states that had their electoral votes stolen!
P.S. Hillary: watch out for Obama... remember when the tornado hit Kansas, he stole the headlines when he correctly claimed that 10,000 people had died.
Bush
Blamed to the bone.
In fact.....should be blamed for the election of clinton and carter.
Two men who hastened the day welfare recipients won't get a check and will most likely be fighting the appeased followers of Mohammed as they enter their cardboard homes at night.
Certainly....somewhere in Minnnnnnaaasssssooooddddaaaa, there should have been half a billion yellow public school buses which should have been strategically placed under the bridge and in the river BEFORE the bridge collapse...which would have prevented the bridge collapse....if only President Bush had been doing his job instead of worrying about another terrorist attack.
Tell me...where do the whiners and snivelers go to get their free tennis shoes?
Tell me...where do the whiners and snivelers go to get their free tennis shoes?
Shoot.....that's easy enough.....they loot the first place that they can break into. Off the Capitalist Pigs, Bother!! The ends do justify the means, right?
Which came first:
The Capitalist Pig
Or
The Hordes of unmotivated Liberals commie socialists who would feed off his tit?
Dead White Guys - Or - What Your history Books Never Told You
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT
RUSH: From my second bestseller, "See, I Told You So, ""Chapter 6, "Dead White guys, or What the History Books Never Told You: The True Story of Thanksgiving." The story of the Pilgrims begins in the early part of the seventeenth century (that's the 1600s for those of you in Rio Linda, California). The Church of England under King James I was persecuting anyone and everyone who did not recognize its absolute civil and spiritual authority. Those who challenged ecclesiastical authority and those who believed strongly in freedom of worship were hunted down, imprisoned, and sometimes executed for their beliefs.
A group of separatists first fled to Holland and established a community. After eleven years, about forty of them agreed to make a perilous journey to the New World, where they would certainly face hardships, but could live and worship God according to the dictates of their own consciences.
On August 1, 1620, the Mayflower set sail. It carried a total of 102 passengers, including forty Pilgrims led by William Bradford. On the journey, Bradford set up an agreement, a contract, that established just and equal laws for all members of the new community, irrespective of their religious beliefs. Where did the revolutionary ideas expressed in the Mayflower Compact come from? From the Bible.
The Pilgrims were a people completely steeped in the lessons of the Old and New Testaments. They looked to the ancient Israelites for their example. And, because of the biblical precedents set forth in Scripture, they never doubted that their experiment would work.
But this was no pleasure cruise, friends. The journey to the New World was a long and arduous one. And when the Pilgrims landed in New England in November, they found, according to Bradford's detailed journal, a cold, barren, desolate wilderness. There were no friends to greet them, he wrote. There were no houses to shelter them. There were no inns where they could refresh themselves.
And the sacrifice they had made for freedom was just beginning. During the first winter, half the Pilgrims – including Bradford's own wife – died of either starvation, sickness or exposure. When spring finally came, Indians taught the settlers how to plant corn, fish for cod and skin beavers for coats. Life improved for the Pilgrims, but they did not yet prosper!
This is important to understand because this is where modern American history lessons often end. Thanksgiving is actually explained in some textbooks as a holiday for which the Pilgrims gave thanks to the Indians for saving their lives, rather than as a devout expression of gratitude grounded in the tradition of both the Old and New Testaments.
Here is the part that has been omitted: The original contract the Pilgrims had entered into with their merchant-sponsors in London called for everything they produced to go into a common store, and each member of the community was entitled to one common share. All of the land they cleared and the houses they built belong to the community as well.
They were going to distribute it equally. All of the land they cleared and the houses they built belonged to the community as well. Nobody owned anything. They just had a share in it. It was a commune, folks. It was the forerunner to the communes we saw in the '60s and '70s out in California – and it was complete with organic vegetables, by the way.
Bradford, who had become the new governor of the colony, recognized that this form of collectivism was as costly and destructive to the Pilgrims as that first harsh winter, which had taken so many lives.
(Chuck's edit: Liberalism is taking the same toll today)
He decided to take bold action. Bradford assigned a plot of land to each family to work and manage, thus turning loose the power of the marketplace.
That's right. Long before Karl Marx was even born, the Pilgrims had discovered and experimented with what could only be described as socialism. And what happened? It didn't work! Surprise, surprise, huh? What Bradford and his community found was that the most creative and industrious people had no incentive to work any harder than anyone else, unless they could utilize the power of personal motivation!
But while most of the rest of the world has been experimenting with socialism for well over a hundred years – trying to refine it, perfect it, and re-invent it – the Pilgrims decided early on to scrap it permanently. What Bradford wrote about this social experiment should be in every schoolchild's history lesson If it were, we might prevent much needless suffering in the future.
"The experience that we had in this common course and condition, tried sundry years...that by taking away property, and bringing community into a common wealth, would make them happy and flourishing – as if they were wiser than God," Bradford wrote. "For this community [so far as it was] was found to breed much confusion and discontent, and retard much employment that would have been to their benefit and comfort. For young men that were most able and fit for labor and service did repine that they should spend their time and strength to work for other men's wives and children without any recompense...that was thought injustice."
Why should you work for other people when you can't work for yourself? What's the point?
Do you hear what he was saying, ladies and gentlemen? The Pilgrims found that people could not be expected to do their best work without incentive. So what did Bradford's community try next? They unharnessed the power of good old free enterprise by invoking the undergirding capitalistic principle of private property. Every family was assigned its own plot of land to work and permitted to market its own crops and products. And what was the result?
"This had very good success," wrote Bradford, "for it made all hands industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been." Bradford doesn't sound like much of a Clintonite, does he? Is it possible that supply-side economics could have existed before the 1980s? Yes. Read the story of Joseph and Pharaoh in Genesis 41. Following Joseph's suggestion (Gen 41:34), Pharaoh reduced the tax on Egyptians to 20% during the "seven years of plenty" and the "Earth brought forth in heaps." (Gen. 41:47)
In no time, the Pilgrims found they had more food than they could eat themselves.
Now, this is where it gets really good, folks, if you're laboring under the misconception that I was, as I was taught in school.
So they set up trading posts and exchanged goods with the Indians. The profits allowed them to pay off their debts to the merchants in London. And the success and prosperity of the Plymouth settlement attracted more Europeans and began what came to be known as the "Great Puritan Migration."
Now, you probably haven't read this. You might have heard me read it to you over the previous years on this program, but I don't think this lesson is still being taught to children -- and if not, why not? I mean, is there a more important lesson one could derive from the Pilgrim experience than this? Thanksgiving, in other words, is not thanks to the Indians, and it's not thanks to William Bradford. It's not thanks to the merchants of London. Thanksgiving is thanks to God, pure and simple. Go read the first Thanksgiving proclamation from George Washington and you'll get the point. The word "God" is mentioned in that first Thanksgiving proclamation more times... If you read it aloud to an ACLU member, you'll get thrown in jail, but that's what the first Thanksgiving was all about. Get it. I'm telling you, read it.
(Click the second link below)
Maybe we can find it and link to it: George Washington's first Thanksgiving Proclamation. Folks, if you haven't read that, you need to read it. It will tell you the true story of Thanksgiving. I'm happy to share it with you each and every year as a tradition on this program.
<alarm sounds> Thought criminal comrades! Text about notions that the Pilgrams went to free enterpirse and these notions of Thanksgiving is giving thanks to a "God" (Unless Allah, of course) are all violations! I suggest that this comrade be put in the front line for his re-edukation forms. Everyone knows that the pilgrams did indeed stick with soicalism, it says so right here in this publik school textbook.
The Daily Truth ™ is subject to change without notice.
OK....Let's twist this with Hurricane Katrina...Hmmmm...yes...This bridge will be rebuilt before the 9th Ward in NOLA, further proof that all Republicans are hypocrites because their convention is in Mimeapolis next year. We need to activate our Mimeshevik cell and spread more panic. Activate the Beingist cells also. Humpty H. Humpty would be proud of all the socialism he spawned.
Who's the idiot in the media who came up with the idea that the "death toll is going to be less than feared"?
I want to know dammit! That is not reponsible journalism! I bet it was Faux New or Rupert Murderdock.
Let's see....here's a new concept: The bridge collapsed because there were too many SUVs on it and too many SUVs have been driving over it, creating stress and the final break causing the collapse. Yes, evil SUVs driven by evil Republicans! Now that's TRUTH and responsible journalism!
Let us not forget the tax cuts for the rich! And we know who the rich are! * *Does not include George Soros, Ted Kennedy, John Edwards, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Sean Penn, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O'Donnell, Al Franken, William Jefferson, or Alva Goldbook in his parent's mini-mansion.
You must have faith in the party comrades and the party will deliver!
Our Mimeshevik cell was activated and lo & behold, a spontaneous demonstration met the evil Chimpy Bushitler!
Hooray for Cap'n Crunch and the Mime!
Here's Cap'n Crunch leading the way with his "Bridges Not Bombs" protest sign! We knew we could count on the Cap'n!
And remember: Protests have nothing to do with politics! http://impeachforpeace.org/impeach_bush_blog/?p=3009
All that money THE RICH are getting could've built this warmongering crime-scene of a nation into a glittering utopia COMPLETE with health care that could extend one's life another 300+ years! But nooooo, we have to give that money back to the taxpayer so that they can grow their businesses, create more jobs and reinvest in Bush's booming economy! Ugh! I hate the middle clas...errr.... Wealthiest 1%™.
Not as creative as our martyrdom-oriented brothers in Allah (PBUH) would have done... they would have had signs that, more korrektly said, "Bridges AND Bombs"... I really just don't understand this need for exclusionary thinking... it is a limit to kreativity and stunts our options for achieving pieces... I mean peace... and when was the last time you saw a bomb that looked like that (what is that supposed to be... a bunker buster?)... it is comical... clearly, he is a member of the banned wrong-headed splinter group Kartoons for Kerry... that, or given the "$" signs, he is a mole for the evil Thought Criminal $.$. Haliburton and is attempting to poison the celebration... I mean protest... by subliminally effecting our thoughts processes in order that any contract to rebuild said bridge be awarded to 'you know who' with little or no argument... why else bring money into the discussion?
It would be sad if it were not so transparent... even to this Kanadjian Dolphin...
SMO
What pisses me off is all the glib smiles of self righteousness....is the camera on?
After many years of listening to Bill and Hillary, let me parse IFP's statement:
As you know, a tragedy occurred Wednesday when the I-35W bridge collapsed in Minneapolis. We at Impeach for Peace want to extend our deepest sympathies and condolences to the victims involved and their families.(And turn this tragedy into a Bush protest) Impeach for Peace is based in Minneapolis so this hits close to home. (Duh?) Impeach for Peace organizers have struggled with how our organization should respond to President Bush's visit to Minneapolis on Saturday.(We "struggled" all of ten seconds once we found out Bush was coming...after all, it's about the "Struggle") We didn't want to appear as if we are using this tragedy to our political advantage,(But we did) nor did we wish for Bush to do so.(But we're glad he came to give purpose to our useless lives) What we decided was to encourage citizens of Minneapolis to protest with the message, "Bridges not Bombs." We decided to exclude the concept of impeachment from this protest so as not to disrespect the seriousness of the tragedy with what many see as a partisan issue.(But we'll insert it here) While Impeach for Peace doesn't blame Bush for this specific tragedy,(Specific? Hell no, we Blame Bush for all tragedies) we do see this event as being endemic of a larger failure of priorities. This administration has put the country's resources into unjustified military actions instead of investing in our national infrastructure. (See Hillary's talking point #1 in above post)
These pukes are so predictable it's frightening.
A day in the life of a Bush Hating Protester:
1) Wake up
2) Hate Bush
3) Turn on NPR
4) Hate Bush some more
4) Breakfast. Granola with soy milk. Coffee made with hand picked beans from some peasant in Guatamala
5) Take a shit and check out Daily Kos with laptop
6) Shower if it's Tuesday
7) Splash on some organic patchuoli
8.) Take bus or bicycle to co-opt. Curse SUVs and Bush during commute
9) Arrive at co-opt. Complain about Bush with other comrades at co-opt for two hours. All agree there can be no disagreeing.
10) Take another humongous shit because granola and PC coffee is working. Read Mother Jones and The Progressive taken from co-opt's magazine rack while on shitter. Use only one square of recycled because co-opt rations toilet paper.
11) Stock shelves for fifteen minutes with progressive vegan holistic organic tribal gay lesbian third world goods
12) Lunch. Bean sprouts and hummus on pita. Bitch about Bush.
13) Sweep floor of co-opt the rest of the afternoon and complain about Bush to customers. All agree there can be no disagreeing.
14) Quitting time. See #8 only destination is home.
15) Arrive at rent controlled flat. Water hemp plants. Turn on NPR.
16) Dinner. Vegan whole wheat spaghetti and fresh fruit.
17) Take another whopper of a dump. Read NYT. Use more than one square because it's your toilet paper. Feel guilty for using more than one square. Light sandalwood incense to mask stench.
18.) Make posts blaming Bush on all progessive blogs.
19) Go to bed and whack off while anticipating Code Pink's "Breasts not Bombs" protest you are planning to attend next week.
20) Fall asleep. Dream about hating Bush.
Hey, that is Capt'n Crunch! Great video. He's right about that stuff. America can't chew gum and walk at the same time. Either we fight or we repair a bridge. If it weren't for that darn W Bush and his war they would've fixed that bridge. There are reports from the governor about that too. Official Minneapolis Bridge Report, 2003:
Official Minneapolis Bridge Report, 2003 wrote
Though we must fix this bridge we are unable to allocate the required funds as all of America's money is tied up fighting G W Bush's world wide wars of imperialism. When I begged the President for a little money to fix the bridge he just laughed at me, the governor of Minnepolis. He said: "America can't walk and chew gum at the same time", (or words to that effect). Then he chuckled when I told him the bridge would collapse some day and people would die.
Far out man! Breasts not Bombs and Bridges not Bombs!
How about like this, man….we can like Ban the Bomb and Build Bridges out of Breasts?
Can we use hers for piers?
Isn't that Krissie Kiefer by any chance threatening to bomb Pelosi with those IEDs organically grown on her chest? Or is that her sister? I hope Cindy never joins that movement, or it will be the end of the power structure as we know it. We can't lose Nancy after all the effort of making her the Party's hand puppet!
On the other hand... If you can't beat them, join them, right? Nancykins, would you like to join those nice ladies in their righteous exposure of mammaries for the Greater Good™?
Comrades, has anyone considered the following chain of events as an explanation for the bridge collapse:
1. Bush steals the election.
2. Bush wrecks the Kyoto Accords.
3. Bush pushes the entire world into the final, fatal stage of Global Warming.
4. Global Warming causes the cement in the bridge—accustomed for so many years to freezing Minnesota temperatures—to become limp.
5. The bridge collapses.
The Party looks kindly on your propaganda efforts. You are hereby awarded with an extra rationing of beets and the Order of Hillary award. Click on the link!
Isn't that Krissie Kiefer by any chance threatening to bomb Pelosi with those IEDs organically grown on her chest?
No, but damn close....It's Sherry Glaser, activist, playwrite, and performer! (I don't know if she dances or does pantomime, but I'm willing to bet yes though) and here's her link:
http://www.sherryglaser.net/Bio.html
When she's not protesting, she's tittilating audiences with the longest off Broadway one woman and two boob show.
Comarde AWOL....good guess, but we'll need years of investigations, klieg lights, and a crooked judge to declare Karl Rove guilty. Bush was smart enough to knock down the WTC, but I don't think he's smart enough to collapse a bridge.
1) Wake up
2) Hate Bush
3) Turn on NPR
4) Hate Bush some more
4) Breakfast. Granola with soy milk. Coffee made with hand picked beans from some peasant in Guatamala
5) Take a shit and check out Daily Kos with laptop
6) Shower if it's Tuesday
7) Splash on some organic patchuoli
8.) Take bus or bicycle to co-opt. Curse SUVs and Bush during commute
9) Arrive at co-opt. Complain about Bush with other comrades at co-opt for two hours. All agree there can be no disagreeing.
10) Take another humongous shit because granola and PC coffee is working. Read Mother Jones and The Progressive taken from co-opt's magazine rack while on shitter. Use only one square of recycled because co-opt rations toilet paper.
11) Stock shelves for fifteen minutes with progressive vegan holistic organic tribal gay lesbian third world goods
12) Lunch. Bean sprouts and hummus on pita. Bitch about Bush.
13) Sweep floor of co-opt the rest of the afternoon and complain about Bush to customers. All agree there can be no disagreeing.
14) Quitting time. See #8 only destination is home.
15) Arrive at rent controlled flat. Water hemp plants. Turn on NPR.
16) Dinner. Vegan whole wheat spaghetti and fresh fruit.
17) Take another whopper of a dump. Read NYT. Use more than one square because it's your toilet paper. Feel guilty for using more than one square. Light sandalwood incense to mask stench.
18.) Make posts blaming Bush on all progessive blogs.
19) Go to bed and whack off while anticipating Code Pink's "Breasts not Bombs" protest you are planning to attend next week.
20) Fall asleep. Dream about hating Bush.
Laika
<Off>
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
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Oh Shit! Laika!!! I have laughed so hard my sides HURT, DAMN IT!!!!!!
What gets me is the pompous audacity of these whiny-assed, testes-less, little punks to bitch about a bridge collapse as being Pres. Bush's fault!!!! But here are a few facts and observations that the Democratic Party's P.R. Dept. (CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc.) won't report.
1. This particular bridge was in need of repair or replacement for a long time, and likely longer than since Pres. Bush has been in office?
2. President Bush is not is not charge of Minnie-soda's D.O.T.
3. Money for bridge repair and replacement, via the highway funding bills comes, from CONGRESS. Not the Executive branch.
4. If you want to bitch about the Repubs control of Congress being at fault then you also have to go after Sen Robert "KKK" Byrd (S-WVA). This guy alone has sucked soooooooo much $$$$$$ out of the highway funding bills to diverted to West "By Gawd" Virginia it is damned near embezzlement!!!
19) Go to bed and whack off while anticipating Code Pink's "Breasts not Bombs" protest you are planning to attend next week.
I dunno...Number 19 works for me. If this doesn't get you all worked up, nothing will. Damn are they HOT!
Tip of the ushanka to Zombietime!
I've always wondered why we sexually neurotic Americans have to have indecency laws. It just dawned on me that such laws have nothing to do with sexuality and everything to do with keeping us from up-chucking our lunch!
Far out man! Breasts not Bombs and Bridges not Bombs!
How about like this, man….we can like Ban the Bomb and Build Bridges out of Breasts?
Can we use hers for piers?
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How about Bongs for Bridges?
<pffftttt>
OMG!!!! She could breastfeed the entire workforce that will rebuild that bridge
Soon comrades we shall have an opinion if Ms. Boobbomb's areolas are not the biggest ones in the world from the esteemed expert Dr. Commisar Theocritus.
The MTE has reviewed the photos and is demanding a transplant.
She has big job to do in 2009 and is feeling inadequate <shhh>
In other news, Bush is to blame for a mine collapse in Utah.
TV Tonight! "Stalin, Man of Steel" on History International NOW!
Turn your transmitters on!
<character off> Laika, your marvelous diatribe was shipped to a few friends of mine, including my brother. I nearly did a Hillary in my chair. No rage, no dementia, and I could see your lip curl even here in Texas,<character on> which will be forever shamed by being the home of George W. Bush, who is responsible for the fact that you cannot divide by zero, because if we could divide by zero < character on>, socialism would work and that's the only way it would<character on>.
Laika, after recovering from my hysterical blindness, I have come to the conclusion that BoobBomb's areolas may be the biggest on earth, but that there are only two of them, and so how would we arrange them on Our Many Titted Empress? Both at top, to counteract her fat ass, or both at bottom, to cover the collops around her snatch? Now that would look like Gonzo, wouldn't it? Or next-to-top, like a motorcycle? It's so hard, so hard. I asked Bruno but he's cowering in the corner, again, silly queen, but I have to admit I had to take stitches in his sides after Our Many Titted Empress rode him around the compound and used spurs.
Did you know that Manolo Blahnik made some bespoke cowboy flip-flops with spurs for her out of gold bricks she liberated from Fort Knox? The difficulty was getting the fit right so it didn't separate the two parts of her hooves. She gets really testy when something gets in the frog, and you cannot believe the sound of her rolling on the floor, flame coming out of her mouth, her tits knocking my priceless Lalique off the shelves, demanding that Bruno pull the thorn out? The Rice seismometer registered a disturbance along the Rio Grande and people at the top of One Shell Center felt queasy. Trammel Crow Center in Dallas tilted. To the left.
Really. It looked like a giant squid fucking a greased manatee.
It dried up the Rio Grande but we don't have to worry about wets--the Cardinal of Mexico City has set up teams to exorcise 24/7 my poor rancho and now the wets are all going through Nogales, AZ, which is really pissed at me now.
The rancho will never be the same again.
My compass points south. My GPS doesn't work. My calculator doesn't work. Things just don't add up.
but that there are only two of them, and so how would we arrange them on Our Many Titted Empress?
You're right, that's why we needed your opinion!
What about Areola Stem Cell Cloning? I don't believe the evil Bush has banned that progressive science yet!
Please hurry Theocritus! 2008 is almost upon us! Denver is not that very far away!
Quickly!
Laika, I have it. I know what we can do. We can take Nordic blonde 16-year-old virgins from rich RepubliKKKan families and give them a lobotomy--oh, too late--and use their wombs to grow areolas for our Many Titted Empress. We'll have to do C-sections on them, of course, and they won't be good brood mares for the Party after that, but eight (16?) of them are a small price to pay.
But I forgot. What about rejection? It's possible that the areolas would reject our Many Titted Empress. To avoid this, we need of course to nationalize the Swiss big pharma that discovered cyclosporine, but before they grow into place, we'll have to sew them down with carbon-fiber thread. I think that a machine used for making the sails for three-master ships ought to do, but we'll need another one of them in case one breaks down.
But what happens if we have an air bubble in one? Denver is a mile high! If she flies her Boeing Broom4Broom there, it won't be able to get above 3,500 feet for the weight of the air. So I suppose we'll have to install air locks.
Please forgive us our carbon sins that caused the Minnesota I-35 Interstate Bridge to collapse as pointed out by your Holy messenger Joseph Romm, Bishop of the Center for American Progress.
Please accept these carbon credits as a humble offering to show our sincere and profound guilt.
<Meow>
Praise Algore from whom all knowledge flows
Praise global warming for we know
In Minnesota it doesn't snow
So which story are we sticking to in regards to this bridge? Are we sticking with tax cuts, Iraq war, George Bush himself with the help of Cheney or are we going to say it was the 90 degree heat? Which one is it or can we just use them all and hope to fool somebody?
So which story are we sticking to in regards to this bridge? Are we sticking with tax cuts, Iraq war, George Bush himself with the help of Cheney or are we going to say it was the 90 degree heat? Which one is it or can we just use them all and hope to fool somebody?
The useful media organs (e.g., CNN) are trying to stick the mining accident into a template long ago developed by Hollywood: a bad greedy capitalist owner sacrifices lowly proletarians to profits. It's called "unbiased, open-minded journalism."
But unlike many other capitalist pigs, this one is not letting the media turn him into a punching bag. He's turning the media into punching bags instead! He's not some liberal, guilt-ridden and therefore easily tractable CEO - he's the owner! The kulak! The worst kind that needs to be liquidated as class if we are serious about retaining power over the masses!
<off>The way that Stalin sent the Kulaks to the gulags. Saw a 2-hour documentary on it last night and I knew Stalin was a monster and I knew I would never understand what a monster and I knew I would never understand what Stalin put those people through, but it was even worse. But what I really don't understand is the human mind, when people cried at his funeral. Where those only the people who had lived, well, in Moscow? Was it a potempkin funeral? Did people cry all over? In Ukraine? Was there anyone left to cry in Ukraine? <on>
Of course this kulak needs some good demonstrations to teach him the humility that he deserves. Where is Jesse Jackson? Jackson? Get over here and get some demonstrations going. There's something in it for you. Don't tell me that you don't need the money; you've shaken enough out of people. You know there will be at least a dozen more women you need to shut up. Now DO something.
To answer your question, they did cry after Stalin's death, including my mother who was 17 at the time. The reasons are many and they are not simple. Half of the country was suffering from the Stockholm syndrome, and the other half was being eradicated with prejudice. The younger generation knew only what the official sources told them, and the parents were scared shitless to talk to their children about issues - because kids are kids and they talk. It could make life very difficult not just for the parents but for the kids too. So it was all done FOR THE CHILDREN.
The official story was that anything bad that happened in the country was the fault, not of the leadership, but of anti-socialist saboteurs (similar to how the Dems blame everything on Bush and Republicans. Public Enemy #1 was Trotsky, and to get a feeling of what the papers wrote about him just go to Daily Kos and see what they write about Bush. It's "five minutes of hatred" every five minutes. Orwell described this in 1984 based on what was really happening in the Soviet Union. That's why I wasn't that impressed with the book when I first read it - the setting was all too familiar, he just gave the characters English names and moved them to a different country.
And, of course, class envy and hatred of the kulaks, of property owners, of any business people, and even of the very notion of doing business and making money was cultivated and encouraged among the masses. It helped to exile all those kulaks without a glitch. That's why, having moved to the States, I was so surprised to see how American media (Time, Newsweek, etc.) were indulging their readers in class envy, counting other people's money and judging whether certain people were worthy of their big paychecks.
That sort of class envy is one of the most important ingredients of the success of any socialist dictatorship. Hitler used the same tactics, pitching workers against the profiteering bourgeoisie to ensure control over the masses.
All in all, in both Germany and the USSR the common notion was that if anyone suffered under those regimes they had asked for it and had only themselves to blame for it. It was safer and more convenient to think that way. Their sacrifice was needed for the Greater Good. The few were sacrificed to improve the lives of the many.
We all know how it ended. Unfortunately it happens to be the official doctrine of the "progressive" movement that includes all Presidential candidates on part of the Democrats.
Red, you've amplified what I've suspected, from extrapolation or reading. But I had never thought of Stockholm Syndrome--how horrifying. And I had heard about children informing on their parents but hadn't thought that could be extended to telling the truth. Which is shocking.
In the last two months of Mom's life, Dad had a medical setback--temporary; he's hale now. But he couldn't visit Mom, who was in the hospital 80 miles away, because the doctor told him not to travel just yet. He told Mark and me to lie, which was nearly as bad as the illnesses. Never before any lies about anything in our family. I am haunted by what you describe.
But something has bubbled through my consciousness. Even the moonbats can't think that they'll be the ones in the nomenklatura that they so push for; surely no one is that deluded. In Hitchens' book God Is Not Great he says that the totalitarian mindset is a mindset. That everyone must be subjected to totalitarianism, and touches, very briefly, into intellectuals who tire of intellectual freedom, which would explain the horrors that intellectuals so often support. It's a term that I've always resisted, without knowing why.
These people cannot be convinced with promises of freedom for freedom is to them like a cross to a vampire. I therefore think that they hate the responsibility for their own existence. Or am I quoting Rand?
Sadder but wiser,
<character on>
Has the owner of the mine been threatened by the government yet? He is obviously a dangerous man, becoming rich through his own efforts. The People cannot allow this sort of dangerous example to continue. We may have to sabotage another of his mines with miners in it. We shall put a red star for each of them on the outside of the mine.
You can tell you’ve won an argument with a liberal when…
•They glare at you with smoldering hostility (I once had a lesbian give me the stare that Hillary reserves for hecklers while her partner aimed an imaginary handgun at me and pretended to fire)
•They leave (a liberal relative of mine literally walked out of the room when I mentioned the name of Rush Limbaugh)
•They start shrieking (like the pro-abortionists who winsomely framed an invitation to civil debate with, “Racist! Sexist! Anti-Gay! Born again bigot, go away!”)
•They take off their clothes and start acting irrationally (like the pix above **retch!** **gack!**)
•They glare at you with smoldering hostility (I once had a lesbian give me the stare that Hillary reserves for hecklers while her partner aimed an imaginary handgun at me and pretended to fire)
You should've told her that you have a hand gun too and then proceed with grabbing your crotch. Nothing pisses a lesbian off more than reminding them that you're a man and they're not.
Be careful of the steel-toed drillers' boots. Across the street is one dyke Terry, who is not a lesbian, not a dyke, not a bull dyke, but a diesel dyke. She hates all men, even me, and I'm supposed to get a pass. You ought to see her and her girlfriend in their swimsuits washing their jet skis. I promise you you'd turn queer.
How odd. Even in this town of 9500 there just happens to be a block where most of the people are gay. But I'm moving out to a better neighborhood, and getting a Sports Illustrated subscription.
We will ensure and make sure that "confidential" memos are sent to Dan Rather to report on. Dan Rather would NEVER lie or misrepresent the facts of a story. No wait, Rather's out of the loop. Katie Couric. She's fair and balanced. Yes, we'll have memos leaked "from the most secretive administration in history" to the press proving that Clinton did everything he could to fix the Bridge, but Bush stopped him and blocked all his efforts. In fact, the memo will show that Clinton also was able to prevent global warming, keep the economy strong, prevent people from aging, getting sick or dying, prevent any and all environmental degredation or decline, that he invented a car that ran on air and cost only a dollar, that he had a plan to fix all schools so that all kids would grow up super-literate and graduate with honors from only ivy-league schools, that social security and Medicare/Medicaid and all welfare programs could be paid by never raising taxes and we would all live in a spirit of peace, harmony, love and good-will towards our fellow man, if only those evil Rethugnacons hadn't insisted on investigating a false story causing him to lie to protect the innocent virtue of a naiive girl. WHEW. Think we can fit all of that into a memo?
The dry humping through clothes was not working out, the freaks do not feel as one with mother earth. If you look closely you can see the sexual frustration on their faces.
The sexual tension between the protesters and mother earth has increased to explosive proportions. The protesters must remove their inhibitive clothing and rub their genetalia upon mother earths nature.
As you can see many waist little time dry humping the ground and rubbing their genitalia against the leaves and dirt that mother earth has so graciously provided to them. The lady with the massive teetaa's is reportedly pushing out her vegan breakfast as an offering to mother earth(if you look closely you can see the struggle upon her face as she forces her vegan/earth friendly deposit out from the confines of her anus).
Many of the protesters are vigorously humping the earth in protest. For a few it is their first experience fornicating with mother earth and they look to others for help in the process of pleasing mother earth. The guy to the right reportedly has not fornicated with mother earth in quit some time and has already deposited his seed for the feeding of his beloved tree's.
This is the end of the fornication. The vigorous humping of mother earth has left the protesters exhausted and many pass out or are in the snuggle process.
Others choose to climb into the motherly arms of the tree's and perform tantric positions. The tree as you can tell is pleased.
The mop headed girl is also protesting all razor companies. She reportedly has said that the cutting down of the rain forests has made her realize that if she keeps her gigantic bush then it will be the last bush left on earth that has not been explored by man. She added that her bush accepts everyone and that it loves everything and everyone, all are welcome, it is the peoples bush.
Laika, WTF was that? Looked like a growth of some kind!?
Ummm....ah....it's called scrotal inflation, where a ummm....hypo with saline solution is injected <wince, wince, gag, shudder> into a nutsack to inflate it to the size of a friggin' grapefruit.
Don't ask me why somebody would do this, I don't have a friggin' clue, but if this progressive practice brings about world peace and topples the evil Bushitler regime, I'm all for it, just as long as it's not me.
Maybe Commissar Theocritus can help explain. The guy on his knees (probably in that position every night) looks every bit the fabled BEQ described in story and song....Just notice shim's bug eyed expression, it's like "What, haven't you ever seen a person's balls about to explode before? It's perfectly normal, everybody does it, and if it stops the war, you should try it too."
What about Bush against Bush? My worry, comrades, is that this laudable political comment--for everything is political, isn't it?--will distract people from breeding the necessary proles for the work force. Proles have an advantage over robots for they repair themselves, or they die. And they decay better with less need for disposal in Gaia-friendly fashions. It's a bitch getting rid of the mercury in a robot, but a thousand bodies? Hitler did that before breakfast.
Katie Couric is one of us, taking at least half the CBS News budget of $31M. She brought with her five people from her Today show, which made $250M profit a year. She cannot be without her own interview scheduler, who knows just what mood she will be in.
She sucks up all the money and brings in none. What a gal.
Meow, the BEQ had in general a different position. It's true that his eyes did look up, but so did the soles of his feet. Had I not insisted on a good cease and desist, my ceiling would have sued for invasion of privacy.
Come on, they are the ferocious Spartans that Sen. Mike Gravel was talking about!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8-0nmEbMV8
He said in this interview that "Spartans encouraged their people to be homosexuals because they were better fighters." This was, of course, in reference to today's "don't ask don't tell" policy in the army. Think about it! If the man in the picture is fearless enough to inflate his scrotum, then fighting the Persian army should be the least of his problems! Die Xerxes, you animal!
Some homosexuals are very good fighters, but then some would fight their brothers for a ticket to a Cher concert. I've seen people with a Prince Albert, people with over a dozen small rings in the scrotum, a ladder in the pecker, and could not understand the fascination. There was at least one Greek army which consisted of Greek lovers who were thought to be fiercely protective of each other, although it's not certain that they actually went all the way, so to speak. There is Greek pottery of one man tickling another's balls, but that wasn't seen as to be nearly as much of a homosexual act as we would see it.
Evidently the pirates (just read an article about the history of the Pirates of the Carribean were mostly comprised of male marriages, which were usually not homosexual. Male bonding in everything but the slap and tickle, although Johnny Depp's character, whose name I forget, was gay and was elected--it was an elected meritocracy with an inflexible set of rules--captain not long after his capture. He was literate and could navigate.
A lot of the pirates were black, and they signed on, being more equal there. A lot of the pirates were the slave-runners themselves, who evidently had a mortality rate just as high as the slaves did. The pirates, come to find out, were in the main responsible for stemming slave trading economically; William Wilberforce provided English laws.
As far as the sex goes, I suppose it's any old port in a storm. If they did that.
But there is one thing that I can tell you: a 6' 1" tall BEQ can pack a punch. The eyes alone can shoot missiles out of the air.
Come on, they are the ferocious Spartans that Sen. Mike Gravel was talking about!
Damn square, Red Square, they're ferocious!
I squirm and whimper at the mere thought of sticking a needle into my nutsack for the Revolution...there are some things a loyal space dog won't do. This is one. Definitely one. The ONE.
Sen. Gravel left his mike on after the sound bite and I picked up the signal from up here in orbit.
Gravel: OK, are we off the air?
Producer: Yes.
Gravel: Hey gang. What was the Spartan's motto?
Wolf Blitzer: I dunno.
Gravel: We never leave our buddy's behind.
<stunned>
Gravel: Jeeze Louise! what a tough crowd.
OK, Try this one:
How do they separate the men from the boys in the Spartan Army?
Helen Thomas: Oh, oh, I know, I know!
Gravel: I bet you would, you were probably there.
Helen Thomas: <blushes> With a crowbar!
<looks>
Should we start a separate post about the Spartans with the video and then illustrate it with the picture? I'd do it if I weren't in a rush to get the work done and get ready for the trip...
Hillary: "Obama is as dangerous as Rahm Emmanuel with a chipped tooth."
Why did they bury Leonidas in the ground with his ass up? So his friends could stop by for a cold one.
By the way, Gravel was drunk when said that. Not insensate, obviously, but his inhibitions down. A practiced drinker and this is noticeable only in the slight hesitations. In vino veritas? Nah. That's special pleading.
Well at least inflate-a-ball had the progressive artistic vision to decorate his growth with a peace sign. We have to give him credit for that.. or the guy painting his ass the credit for that??? Maybe the growth is a flesh colored fanny-pack???
Anyhoo, was Gravel drunk? He seems doped up to me when I see him, like he is taking something making him very weepy and emotional... maybe estrogen, perhaps? Maybe Gravel is getting injections of estrogen to be weepier and grow a nice rack to pick up some more votes... with Hill's cleavage <shudders> he'll need it! <shudders some and vomits>
Hmmm....Let's see.
We've got "Breasts not Bombs", "Balls not Bombs", and "Penises for Peace".
We need another progressive body part that speaks truth to Chimpy Bushitler.
How about "Sphincters for Surrender"?......"Anuses for Armistice"?
We're never going to get that bridge rebuilt unless we expose our body parts for the truth and stop the war. It's that logical. Winning the war is not an option. every Democrat knows that, with the exclusion of Zell Miller and Joe Lieberman, the Kamenev and Zinoviev of today.
Hey, it's almost Purge Season. Those two would make a great show trial.
I'll have to run it by Hillary.
A purge! A purge! Can I play? I'm new to the Cube but I have some FABulous ideas! Maroon is the new black and it doesn't show blood nearly as much. And what they've done with fabrics recently--the old wash-and-wear is so much improved, and rubber doesn't even look like rubber any more.
Yes, Lieberman has to go. Bear in mind that we Progressives have always loathed Jews. Can't think why: think of what we owe to Marx et al, but there it is. Anything against Israel is just fine, and look at all the people who keep voting with us. Can't think why again, but I'm glad for it. Don't look a gift kulak in the mouth.
Lieberman and Miller have that thing that we fear the most: integrity. There. I've said it. Oh, I know that we have integrity, but it's to us, dear comrades, to us. Well, to me, when you're not watching. Too closely. But I have this horrible feeling that Lieberman and Miller might actually mean what they say. Pardon, I have to sit down for a while.
...Bruno! Bruno! Come wipe my brow and massage my feet, and don't be slow with that Mumbai Non Conflict Sapphire Gin and Tonic. Bring the Teddy K. size...
There. Much better now. Some things just have to be said.
If we allow people who mean what they say to remain standing then people might think that there is such as thing as objective truth, and we know there is not. Truth is what The New York Times says it is. Truth is what dear Nansky says it is.
Truth is what we say it is and since I don't think that Lieberman and Miller understand that, they must go to the wall. Volunteers?
Dear Brothers,
The fouling of one's bed occurs with the onset of a human weakness. The term this commie, life sucking, Marx loving conservative enjoys using is Liberalism.
The Protesters are in the process of fouling their bed. They are fools and tools to the Islamofascists.
Native American's fouled their bed and begot christian worshippers who unfouled the American soil from savagery, slave ownership and crimes to humanity beyond belief.
The Chinese, the Germans, the Vietnamese, the Koreans have all enjoyed the by product of human weakness.
Pusillanimous Liberalism is a scourge and byproduct of a successful people. Like the slime that grows on the side of the toilet bowel. Flushing human waste down a pipe is the work of the masses of tax paying serfs. The slime is Liberalism. One has nothing to do with the other. Greatness skips a generation? Therefore....one can see why a brother should keep his toilet clean or Liberalism will take away his ability to flush.
Please excuse my feeble attempt at Orwellian/Marxist Double Speak. The Truth...a moving target here....is a learned concept. Playing with "Truth Denying" numchucks is not my forte.
[red]Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph[/red]
<character off>
Navigator, I see evil as coming from a character flaw, the utter hatred of freedom, the responsibility of being. The responsibility of making choices. This is the only thing that I know that explains this ineradicable desire to control. At first I did not understand the people who always voted for utter control, because I do not want to be controlled. I thought that they were thinking that they'd rise to the top of the pole and be giving orders themselves, but I've come to believe that there are people who really want a master. I have, in the dark of night, wondered if there might not be an odd sexual component to it. But you can understand these people if you note that the first thing that comes out of their mouths is a desire to control everything all the time, and that nothing inflames them more than people doing something without their approval, except for sex, which is just about the only thing that they grant license in.
<character on>
The glory of AmeriKKKan democracy is that all of these misguided fools line up to fight for this country and even to defend the First Amendment, although surely they see that we make good use of it to destroy what makes it possible.
All these people die so we can bitch and stab them in the back.
<character under construction>
I think you nailed it.
When the war in Iraq started, I believed the Iraqi people would prove to the world they are not worthy to take their country back. The evil in Iraq exists because of the evil in the minds and hearts of the people. Liberalism????
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I see evil as coming from a character flaw, the utter hatred of freedom, the responsibility of being. The responsibility of making choices. .......but I've come to believe that there are people who really want a master. ~Commissar Theocritus
Both in Afghanistan and Iraq.... people are worshipping death and destruction by the inability to act decisively. It's as if right and wrong is a hackneyed concept...but twisted human dogma is the tune they dance to.
I find parallels in Afghanistan and Iraq to what would happen in LA or San Francisco when the proverbial shit hits the fan. California seems to developing a huge reservoir of anti-common sense...anti-values.......Like the vile substance growing the the sewers of New York in the movie GhostBusters™. When all is said and done......California will become a battle field by the absence of values....just like the Middle East.
<Character on coffee break>
Come on, they are the ferocious Spartans that Sen. Mike Gravel was talking about!
Damn square, Red Square, they're ferocious!
I squirm and whimper at the mere thought of sticking a needle into my nutsack for the Revolution...there are some things a loyal space dog won't do. This is one. Definitely one. The ONE.
Sen. Gravel left his mike on after the sound bite and I picked up the signal from up here in orbit.
Gravel: OK, are we off the air?
Producer: Yes.
Gravel: Hey gang. What was the Spartan's motto?
Wolf Blitzer: I dunno.
Gravel: We never leave our buddy's behind.
<stunned>
Gravel: Jeeze Louise! what a tough crowd.
OK, Try this one:
How do they separate the men from the boys in the Spartan Army?
Helen Thomas: Oh, oh, I know, I know!
Gravel: I bet you would, you were probably there.
Helen Thomas: <blushes> With a crowbar!
<looks>
Falling Bridges, Boobs, Bombs, and Bush..
Ahoy!....
Upon first reading this particular Blog topic, I was immediatedly struck by the lack of Bottom in the title…. Bottom, Bum, Butt, Buttocks, whatever… as long as it’s alliterative and refers to the body part one sits on… Why was it not included?… members kept laughing theirs off – or were they referring to
?…
Finally, quoting from Dalmations 17:674, Laika (The Most Reverend L. Space Dogged of the Church of the Blessed Stone, The Latter-Day Goremons, Algore Akhbar! GWBUH!), in his canine and canonical wisdom made mention (but then he is as dog and a fart is as good as a wink to a blind pooch) of the army of the Greek city-state, the Spartans....
However, I believe that historically, of all the Greek ‘nations’ and armies, the Spartans were one of the few who looked down on the practice of ‘partnering’ and fighting, and this was reflected in their military style and practise. The classic Phalanx formation, using interlocking shields through which spears were arrayed, required the individual Spartan foot soldier to look always to his left for protection by the soldier to that side of him. Were he to rely on a ‘partner’, then one of each pair would have to rely on the soldier to their right and the phalanx would fail… The success of this formation is based on the notion that any soldier in the front line who fell was immediately ‘replaced’ as the line of defense tightened, the soldier to the left always moving to protect the soldier on his right side, while being assured in turn that he was being protected by the shied of the soldier on his own left side. Of all the Greek armies, historically, the Spartans were most critical of the concept of partnering, and almost their entire tactical arsenal was based on the unanimity AND anonymity of each soldier – the fact that they were interchangeable in skill, strength and bravery, having each undergone Agoge as a requirement for citizenship. Some Roman historians claim that Spartan training included pederasty, but unlike the military training in other city-states, this has never been shown conclusively to be sexual in nature in any fashion and is thought to have been more in the way of partnering a seasoned warrior with a younger soldier from whom he could learn.
I'm sure we are referring to the core of the Theban army, which was built entirely of ‘coupled’ soldiering pairs, and was known as The Sacred Band of Thebes. Lycurgus, founder of the Spartan army, was incredibly critical of the use of sexual OR familial partnered relationships as a basis for morale strengthening or unit structure, with the exception that partners were used in some tactical formations when soldiers were fighting in the midst of the enemy. It is interesting to note that one of Sparta’s first defeats came at the hands of the Thebans, who then adopted many of the Spartan’s tactics, such as the phalanx. So, of all the Greek city state armies, the Spartans were, in fact, the least likely to base their unit formation on homosexual pairing. Rather, the Thebans were the only Greek army to use it exclusively, and then only for the core unit of their army, The Sacred Band. Eventually, homosexual pairing as a basis for unit formation became practiced – though never formally – in almost all Greek city state armies but Sparta’s, and it is this that is most often noted in Roman military histories and their discussion of the basis of Greek unit formation. For some Roman historians, it is seen as beneficial, while others abhor the practise, though many later Roman armies practised homosexual pairing for any number of reasons.
That over with, “BUM” is still missing from the Blog’s alliterative title and I am curious, as a dolphin, to know why something that can droop or sag, or for that matter, fall, is not included, particularly given that it would afford many more opportunities for Bumper Sticker Witticism… Perhaps it is a cultural thing that is beyond the ken of this cetacean, but it seems a terrible waste of opportunity… Aye! The Bottom line is that it’s like pirates overtaking a ship, capturing it, killing all aboard, hoisting the jolly roger (I’m just handin’ ‘em to ya) and leaving all the Booty Behind… Arrrhhhh!!!!
Perhaps boobs and swollen scrota utterly overpowered bums. That hippie chick with the Zeppelin-sized dugs got my attention. And the image of the nut-job with peace signs drawn all over his body with the cantaloupe-sized nut-sack is burned, ineradicably, in my mind.
Does it go down of its own accord? Does he have to lance it? We can but hope for sepsis.
And how low we have come in homosexual pairings to think that Roseanne may be our most modern exemplar. If I can read between the lines, although her I don't much want to.
[quote="Navigator"]Which came first:
The Capitalist Pig
Or
The Hordes of unmotivated Liberals commie socialists who would feed off his tit?
Dead White Guys - Or - What Your history Books Never Told You
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I have been sent by the state to investigate the posting of forbidden propaganda. the page you have posted was order destroyed by the politburo and replaced with a new page 738 which states that they tried the every man for himself first and failed so badly that half of the glorious people went on to the great socialist workers paradise. The capitalist pig named Branford faced charges and was reeducated. He died shortly after his release under suspicious circumstances. Do not ask questions! Once the workers were empowered, the place thrived.
The evil capitalistic pig rose his head again in 1917 when we were too busy to fight back. We must return America to her socialistic roots. Defeat Bush08, re-elect Clinton to the soon to be Red House. Power to the people.
This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.
Perhaps boobs and swollen scrota utterly overpowered bums. That hippie chick with the Zeppelin-sized dugs got my attention. And the image of the nut-job with peace signs drawn all over his body with the cantaloupe-sized nut-sack is burned, ineradicably, in my mind.
Does it go down of its own accord? Does he have to lance it? We can but hope for sepsis..
It's kind of sad, really, because it trivializes the work of photographers like Spencer Tunick, who has created (what I think) are some quite beautiful and interesting photographs using hundreds and thousands (18,000 people came out in Mexico City to volunteer) of nude people lying or sitting or standing in various positions as landscape. The photographs are referred to as installations and the sheer volume of individuals forces the mind to see them (or is meant to... some people can't get past all the 'boobies' and 'wee-wees' and 'cho-cho's', but I tend to put that down to how they think of their own body parts, which obviously says more about their issues than anything else) in the abstract. When you look at a photo and there are 7,000 nude people lying in close formation across a landscape, taking on that form, the individual becomes so abstracted that they tend to become more like brushtrokes than people.
When he first began doing these photos, several hundred people would gather in New York and he would get up on a ladder and they would all quickly strip and lie down... he'd have to arrange them as quickly as possible and get them to settle down and stay still and all holding the same position, because he could never get permits to have that many people gathered together, or nude, or blocking a street, and invariably, he'd just be trying to get as many shots as possible before the police came and arrested him. As his work became better known and appreciated, cities started to vie for him to come and do work there, and would compete to see how many people they could get out to the shoots... There was a really good one in Sydney very early in the morning by the harbour, with lots of fog and the sun just rising... it was quite beautiful.
I don't at all agree with his politics, and as his work and he have become more famous and successful, it has lost much of it's spontaineity... now it's gimmicky and overly commercial - probably because he doesn't have to race against time to get his subjects into position and because he doesn't have to worry that he'll have enough people to make it work... But his early work was pretty amazing in some instances... quite beautiful and often quite haunting. But that's just my opinion.
But these pictures, which are trying to co-opt his idea, are a cheap imitation of what has already become a caricature of itself in terms of his own work... if that makes sense... It's like they couldn't even rip off the idea when it was still a good one and waited until it had lost its artistic currency. His early work was not to make a political statement except insofar as it vaguely carried with it ideas about the body in general and our ideas about it, and the abstraction of those ideas... a lot of artistic blahblahblah, but with a beautiful outcome... The sheer fact that the pictures of these people was for a political purpose, to make a political statement (whatever that was - Muffs, not Muftis?... Missiles, not Missiles?... Bodies, not Burquas?) negates any artistic currency they might have merited, and the fact that they fail to abstract the human form simply turns them into pictures of a bunch of naked Moonbats running around misinterpreting an interesting idea, badly... which seems to be the genereal M.O. of Moonbats everywhere... but that's what comes of misappropriating an initially sound concept and subordinating it to partial understanding and shallow thinking... the funny thing is, it's the same affliction that results in things like Eurotrash and Nouveau riche interior decoration debacles... which is the life's blood of so many things that Moonbats find evil... like The Home Shopping Network...
Would they be so eager to get nekked and paint each other if they realized they were serving the same populist master?... It would be funny if it weren't so sad... and delusional...
Geez... sorry... last couple posts in this thread have been a bit overly serious... first a history lecture and then art theory and criticism... someone might mistake me for an intellectual.... ... .. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHHHHH... HAHAAHAHAH... ahhhhhhhh..... <heavy sigh>...
It's just that... well... I'm absolutely no good at telling jokes...
This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.
That is all
Comrades
This isn't humor...it's nectar for my soul!
Your soul is state property. It should be feed with teaching from our dear leaders.
Nectar is strictly for party officials. Papers please.
If you have time for humor, maybe navigator is too easy a job for you.
May I suggest rock breaker at Lubyanka. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:KGB_House_Main.jpg Those pretty, shiny instruments you have are state property, we can exchange them for a hammer. No sickle for you. Where are your papers?
Power to the people, report
citizen.
comradeinvestagator renko, your evident zeal commends you to this Commissar. If you wish we can form a joint venture to let the proles pay extra to the tattoo artist for their serial numbers. As Texas started the world in vanity car licenses, led by Dick Slack, now 93, the Cube can lead the world in Vanity Tattoos.
But the number must always be legible first and foremost.
This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.
As a Party Official and a member of the Inner Circle, it is we who decide what is and is not "joke propaganda". When the Politburo next meets have your investigation wrapped up, comradeinvestigator, and be prepared to be called to present concrete evidence to support your allegations. Do not fail the Inner Circle! Or you will suffer the fate of the last two "useless idiots" (Shut up, Meow!) who failed The Party, Mulva and The Mime.
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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatology and Kommissar of The Official Margarita for The Party.
Comrades, is it time to mount a new attack on King Mulva of Nitwitia? My eyes leak rheum hinking of how I was drawn into the Cube by this man's mastery of whining and blame-others-first.
Comrades, is it time to mount a new attack on King Mulva of Nitwitia? My eyes leak rheum hinking of how I was drawn into the Cube by this man's mastery of whining and blame-others-first.
I can take his neck and Meow can clip him by the ankles.
I lie prostrate and defeated...comrades...please take my garden implement, my half used bag of chicken manure, my year long collection of Sunday Seattle Times newspapers (For cold night bedding material), my socks with the small holes in them and the pick-up my ex-wife left me when she divorced me for a sexy, swinging, successful capitalist conservative free market pig.
I do this as payment for my dishonesty displayed above.
Comrades....you will never again see a smile on my face or hope in my heart for the future.
Bush Attacks People's Republic of China!
Another Bridge Collapse! Reuters:
Bush uses destructive power against Chinese. 29 dead in rubble.
After the Chinese government threatened to sell US securities valued over a trillion dollars on the open market, Bush decided to send a message.
"Hell, if I can do it in Minnesota, I can do it in Fenghuang."
I’m happy to see that the Party wasted no time in assigning proper blame to Bush for this latest national tragedy.
No doubt you are aware of the latest outrage caused by Bush lying and people dying? The Newark murders?
HARRIS: Amid the anger and the horror in Newark tonight, there are a lot of questions about how to stop this violence that so often impacts children. These murders have provoked rage. Many criminologists blame the Bush administration for focusing too much on terrorism and cutting funds for law enforcement on the street.
When will this outrageous imperialist government be torn down? It must be FOR THE CHILDREN!™
This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.
As a Party Official and a member of the Inner Circle, it is we who decide what is and is not "joke propaganda". When the Politburo...
"zampolit" (deputy commander for political work)
This is who sent me comrade deputy commander and as you know this is who I report to.
The Party Control Committee oversees the party discipline of the party members and candidate party members in terms of their observance of the Programme and regulations of the Party, state discipline and Party ethics. It administered punishments, including expulsions from the Party.
Where do you fall comrade Zampolit Blokhayev?
General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
Secretariat of the CPSU Central Committee
Politburo of the CPSU Central Committee
Central Committee of the Communist Party (renko)
Organizational Bureau of the Party Central Committee
Central Revision Committee
CPSU Party Control Committee
CPSU Central Auditing Commission
Party Conference
Congress of the CPSU
[quote="Navigator"]I lie prostrate and defeated...comrades...please take my garden implement, my half used bag of chicken manure, my year long collection of Sunday Seattle Times newspapers...
Since you prostrated yourself in front of the party organ, only a letter will be placed in your file. There are bigger fish to catch in this rotten barrel of party corruption.
I have opened investigations into the following citizens to prove their innocence: the Red Square, the Sea-bass, the Laika the space dog, & the Jerry Garcia. They stand accused of violating the following:
The Code of
Administrative Contraventions contains a
number of provisions, including that
the law prohibits production
and dissemination of any written piece glorifying
violence, production of pornographic
objects (in written or audiovisual form) and “abuse of state symbols and state decorations”,
the procedural provisions are strict
According to the Code, the police granted broad powers to implement
the law. On suspicion of a violation of
the Code, the police could take so-called
assurance measures against the suspect,
including detention for up to 24 hours. The
police could also impose the sanctions provided
for, i.e. a warning, fines or detention
for up to 30 days. In most cases, the sanctions
could be enforced immediately once
the police had obtained the necessary evidence
and completed a case protocol.
The above posts of exploitation of naked soviet womanhood is strictly forbidden.
comradeinvestagator renko, your evident zeal commends you to this Commissar. If you wish we can form a joint venture to let the proles pay extra to the tattoo artist for their serial numbers. As Texas started the world in vanity car licenses, led by Dick Slack, now 93, the Cube can lead the world in Vanity Tattoos.
But the number must always be legible first and foremost.
Comrade Commissar Theocritus,
I would be honored to enter into graft with you. This is a great day sent to us by the wonderful motherland of the socialistic workers paradise.
comrade
renko
Perhaps a 50% mark-up to keep the serial number on the forehead, 100% mark-up to keep it off the forehead.
I have been ordered to assist," Sergei Bednichenko, chief prosecutor" in his investigation of the train "accident" by Nikolai Patrushev, head of the KGB, who briefed the comrade secretary on the derailment, said that the bomb was state property. Wasting state property will get somebody in the gulag for a long time.
comrades and the few citizens authorized to read.
What is amusing is that while the decadent western useful idiots do not grasp is that their very constitution clearly states that providing for the common defense is a specific responsibility of their capitalist whore government. Yet this has now fell to 4th as a chunk of their capitalist income, behind such things as such as social welfare, which is not a specific responsibility of their federal government, and now we have them crying about bridges not bombs. Our useful idiots are doing a wonderful job Chairman! Of course in the motherland, we would not dream of shorting our glorious forces for Peace in order to provide for the welfare for the proles! They are lucky to have our Peace Forces left over beet soup and turnip bread!
I'm afraid the above mentioned comrades engaged in shameful criminal activity simply cannot be under investigation, Comrade Renko. Yes, I'm afraid to do such would be, well, unconstitutional...
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Article 118 [Immunity]
A Deputy of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR may not be prosecuted, or arrested, or incur a court-imposed penalty, without the sanction of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR or, between its sessions, of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR.
Sanction against these accused comrades DENIED. Now I wish to invoke my powers as Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet as dictated by the Soviet People's Constitution, Article 121, #5:
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5. interpret the laws of the USSR;
I hereby interpret the Code of Administrative Contraventions as a non-law and as a counter-revolutionary attempt to undermine The People's will and mine in particular. All of those I deem responsible for coming up with such a code will be brought to People's Justice.
I now wish to invoke another nifty power outlined in Article 121, #11:
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11. issue All-Union acts of amnesty and exercise the right of pardon;
By the will of Her Excellency, Hillary R. Clinton, on the 15th day of August, 2007, the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet and I, Meowsevich S. Punchenko acting as Chairman in good standing, hereby PARDON the accused.
I wish to exercise another power which I have been granted by The People as outlined in Article 121, #9:
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9. institute orders and medals of the USSR, and honorific titles of the USSR; award orders and medals of the USSR; and confer honorific titles of the USSR.
I wish to honor the pardoned with the Patriotic Corruption in the name of The Common Good medal and award. I also wish for the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet to give these comrades a standing ovation for their professionalism and diligence to the Party and World Socialism in general.
The Council of Minsters have failed and thereby shall all be relieved and replaced by proles who fear me, listen to me and worship me as prescribed by our glorious Constitution in Article 122:
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7. revoke decisions and ordinances of the Council of Ministers of the USSR and of the Councils of Ministers of Union Republics should they fail to conform to the law;
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3. form and abolish Ministries and State Committees of the USSR on the recommendation of the Council of Ministers of the USSR;
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4. relieve individual members of the Council of Ministers of the USSR of their responsibilities and appoint persons to the Council of Ministers on the recommendation of the Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the USSR.
And now since all of that crap is out of the way, I now wish to make up a decree of something that tickles my fancy as outlined in the People’s Rightful and Glorious Constitution in Article 123:
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Article 123
The Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR promulgates decrees and adopts decisions.
I hereby decree to raise my own salary and hereby adopt my decision to raise my salary. I also decree that Friday be Worship Hillary Day and that everyone reads her college thesis at least twenty times a day (oww, Your Excellency, stop shoving that pistol in my back so hard… I’m doing everything you told me to do).
One more, comrades. One more:
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Article 121
The Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR shall:
1. name the date of elections to the Supreme Soviet of the USSR;
All elections will cease due to counter-revolutionary codes being enacted and subversive hate-speech being issued by the Party Control Committee. All those associated with the said committee will be flogged and forced to shovel Rosie O’Donnell dung until an election date for the Supreme Soviet is announced (which will be never, mind you). Comrade Renko is PARDONED and PROMOTED to Commissar since he knows Socialist law so well.
Thanks Chairman.
I was quite sure of my immunity and wasn't worried, but it's nice that it's official.
Besides, I've had my rabies and distemper shots for the year and the tags to prove it.
I'm afraid the above mentioned comrades engaged in shameful criminal activity simply cannot be under investigation, Comrade Renko. Yes, I'm afraid to do such would be, well, unconstitutional...
While that may well be all good and wise no doubt... these Patriots really should not rest too easily, for while those regulations might appear to give them perpetual cover.... let's face it, one can always be demoted to a level where they would not be covered.
Speaking of the superior Party ways.... did you see this prime example of the superiority of the Party? Bush must be quaking in his capitalist boots right now!
This thinly disguised as a joke propaganda will be dealt with severely.
It will be reported how poorly this place is supervised. Punishment to follow.
As a Party Official and a member of the Inner Circle, it is we who decide what is and is not "joke propaganda". When the Politburo...
"zampolit" (deputy commander for political work)
This is who sent me comrade deputy commander and as you know this is who I report to.
The Party Control Committee oversees the party discipline of the party members and candidate party members in terms of their observance of the Programme and regulations of the Party, state discipline and Party ethics. It administered punishments, including expulsions from the Party.
Never the less, it is the Inner Circle within the Politburo that is the ruling elite within The Party. You must remember, in theory Marxism is a one class system. In practice, it is a two class system, The Party elites and the proletariat. It is from the proletariat where we find our "useful idiots" (like Speaker Pelosivich).
Do not let my humble title fool you. For I am also the Grand Inquisitor for the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatology. Torquemada didn't have a damned thing over me!
comradeinvestagator renko wrote
Where do you fall comrade Zampolit Blokhayev?
As fas away from Chairman Meow Say Punchenko as I can, comrade!!!! Especially after that incident with Comrade Governor Tim Kaine's (S-VA) dog and his daughter. <*shudder*> But we love our Chairman Meow!!! -Just so long as he stays on his meds!
General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
Secretariat of the CPSU Central Committee
Politburo of the CPSU Central Committee (Blokhayev*) Central Committee of the Communist Party (renko)
Organizational Bureau of the Party Central Committee
Central Revision Committee
CPSU Party Control Committee
CPSU Central Auditing Commission
Party Conference
Congress of the CPSU
comradeinvestagator renko, your evident zeal commends you to this Commissar. If you wish we can form a joint venture to let the proles pay extra to the tattoo artist for their serial numbers. As Texas started the world in vanity car licenses, led by Dick Slack, now 93, the Cube can lead the world in Vanity Tattoos.
But the number must always be legible first and foremost.
Comrade Commissar Theocritus,
I would be honored to enter into graft with you. This is a great day sent to us by the wonderful motherland of the socialistic workers paradise.
comrade
renko
Perhaps a 50% mark-up to keep the serial number on the forehead, 100% mark-up to keep it off the forehead.
Nose Piercings!!! Don't forget to branch out into Nose Piercings! It's the latest fad!
Yes... Congratulations!... I'll break out the really heavy duty plastic drop cloths, buckets and mops in preparation for whatever celebration is being planned... though perhaps someone should drop Red a line and let him know... He hates to miss a good Party...
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
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LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking delusional paranoia MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home Reid: The war on fire is lost Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so far. Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian Medal of Honor to Al Gore Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed? San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!" Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland" Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!" Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants CBS stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't tell our logo from a hole in the ground" Jessie Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm a smoke dat biatch if I see him"
Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling of Obama to Ubama Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts report at Cannes. George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't killDemocrats select 2008 presidential slogan: "Death to America" Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense "Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling for Pope's deathNew Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison Rock star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists Al Gore to recall the Internet Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month First New Orleans, now Minnesota: Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead William Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package Cannibalism, rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training program Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry sparks massive riots in Lagos
Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs to prevent further bombings Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?"Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos" Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody to be put on fast track to US citizenship
Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris Hilton and Katie Couric Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it? US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in IraqUS Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting for? Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!"MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza! Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil war" off the front page As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free subscriptions to "solve problem" Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain" Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating more terrorists" French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant socialists expected to react to election results Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist agenda " of rule of law and assimilation to French culture Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can run indefinitely Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at a time Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists' Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses should not expel noxious gases Al Gore hired by K-Y to pro- mote Global Warming Jelly New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of solar system Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're not Republicans!" Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries Kent State professor calls for bin Laden victory: time to bring in the National Guard again? Hollywood to America: our moral issues are better than your moral issues Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission Is it time for Pinochet yet? Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
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