Reverend Wright posing for photos with his nephew after a sermon.
Not since the "peace" riots of the 1960s has there been a cause more useful to the Party than Rev. Wright's "God Damn Amerika" movement.
Everyone is acepted under Jeremiah Wright's large tent as long as they accept a few simple dogmas and agree to repeat them five times a day during prayers:
Being White is immoral. Every White person is guilty of conspiring against the Blacks
Being rich is immoral. Every rich person is guilty of conspiring against the poor
America is the infamous product of conspiracy by rich White males to create the source of all evil. Later it turned even more evil under the rule of Zionist puppet masters.
Jesus was a homeless African-American male who fell victim to a conspiracy of the rich Whites against the poor Blacks that resulted in racial profiling, followed by torture and crucifiction
The 10 Commandments are optional.
~
Hitching Wagon to Hope
Every deathblow that Jeremiah Wright's sermons deliver to the oppressors, every blast of hope and change against the reactionary power that is America, attracts thousands more progressives across the nation and around world to the movement - even those who the ruling classes would want you to believe are enemies of Christianity: communists, anarchists, militant atheists, and even Islamic radicals are descending on Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ with the desire to convert.
The converts include Hollywood notables, members of Code Pink and other progressive groups, dozens of Democrat congresspersons and the entire Berkeley's city council. Among the foreign converts are Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong Il, and the notorious freedom fighters of Hamas, Hezbollah, and Al Qaeda, all of whom are united by the newly discovered hope and Rev. Wright's sermon of change: God Hates Amerika!
Join the struggle to free the oppressed from bondage. Do it for the Children™.
It is rumored that Al Jazeera has received a new video message from Osama bin Laden, in which he praises Reverend Jeremiah Wright and directs his followers to join the "God Damn Amerika" movement.
Thousands of new Rev. Wright followers gather for worship, canting "God Damn Amerikkka" as they burn President Bush in effigy.
Hamas freedom fighter and new Wright convert.
Change We Can Believe In
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad baptized in Lake Michigan, March 2008.
One name among the converts gives us hope for change more than any other: the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
In an emotional testimony he tells the world how, as he was watching YouTube clips of the Reverend, he fell to his knees and a shining light from the heavens enveloped him, and a voice said "Follow this man." He then made his hajj to Chicago, joining Rev. Wright's congregation.
The Faithful Testify
Ward Churchill Unemployed Professor
As a faux indian I'm deeply moved by the Reverends sermons. He sees this nation of honkies for what it truly is. I get a tingle in my pants whenever I hear his voice.
Sean Penn Actor/Dictator Groupie
I don't really believe in Jesus, it's more a belief in Jeremiah Wright. He is our Gandhi, I will do what ever he ask of me. Soon I will give all my worldly possessions to the church.
Brian DePalma Filmmaker
Wright is the most remarkable man I've ever meet. I must make a movie about his life journey. I'm thinking Danny Glover for the lead.
Nancy Pelosi Congressperson
I would like to appoint Rev. Wright to Office of The Chaplin of The House of Representatives. His wisdom and insight is exactly what is needed in Congress.
Maksim Maksimovich The People's Cube Contributor
Thanks to the Reverend Wright I now know God is a communist just like me.
The Gospel According to Jeremiah "The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law, and then wants us to sing God bless Amerika? No, no, no! Not God bless Amerika! God Damn Amerika! --- it's in the Bible -- for killing innocent people! God Damn Amerika for treating her citizens as less than human"! -- Reverend Jeremiah Wright 2003
The Reverend Wright preaches just what I want to hear. I never understood the burnt offerings of goats and sheep and thought it was downright cruel and barbaric. But the burning of Bush in effigy? Ah, now that I understand and can celebrate! In fact, I don't see how anyone couldn't celebrate it, unless they were being paid not to. If the Reverend Wright is doing that every Sunday, then I want to be there in the front pew.
There's just one little problem: I would so like to follow him, but I fear I could never be accepted into his church, that I would be shunned and stoned because I'm nothing but a HO.
What HOPE does a HO have to CHANGE her life? Would the Reverend Wright happen to have a tract on this subject, or am I eternally doomed?
This is the some of that "old time religion" that has given Progressive's a voice against KKKapitalism. Praise Lenin, Marx and Reverend Wright! Soon, our ranks will swell with devoted "activists" who will follow our his every word.
Don't worry, Commissarka Pinkie, I'm sure the Empress will forgive you from attending these services once she knows that you are helping with the "offering" bucket. She will surely appreciate the cash from one of the Non-person's mentors. LOL
Cindy Sheehan, who knows a lot about chickens, wrote
Senator Obama also denounced any remarks that "disparaged our great country." Hmm…does he denounce remarks that his own wife made about being proud to be an American for the first time in her "adult life?" I wish I could be proud of a nation that tortures people and imprisons them without basic legal rights. I wish I could be proud of a nation that has a sitting president that has been responsible for killing almost a million innocent Iraqi people in a misadventure that was based on lies and is for profit. I wish I could be proud of a nation that rapes its poor people to feed the already rich in a demented reverse Robin Hood affect. I wish I could be proud of a country where over a million children are homeless and hungry every night. I wish I could be proud of a nation that left our black brothers and sisters hanging off of their roofs after Katrina. The list can go on and on. Senator Obama needs to denounce me, because the policies of our government do not make me proud and oftentimes endlessly disgust me.
Once again Cindy Sheehan's ignorance dives to new depths:
"Yes, on December 7th, 1941 (another day that will live in infamy), a US Naval base in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii was attacked by Japan. On that day, 2338 American service personnel were tragically killed, but there was little of what our Pentagon calls "collateral damage," civilians killed. As a matter of fact, during WWII, Japan killed very few American civilians. However, the US military command in the Pacific killed hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians in aerial bombings and with the use of the new WMD; H-bombs. General Curtis LeMay informed future Secretary of Defense, Robert McNamara (who was under LeMay during WWII), that if the US had lost they would have been tried as "war criminals." The loss of innocent life in Japan was numbered in the hundred of thousands and I don't hear Senator Obama denouncing those acts of cowardice."
Umm...Cindy, the "H" in "H-Bomb" stands for hydrogen. We used plutonium and uranium on Japan. The 1st H-Bomb test was "Ivy Mike" on November 1st, 1952, seven years after the end of WWII.
Umm....Cindy, did you know that Japan had a nuke program and set one off near Hungnam in what is now North Korea?
I guess the Rape of Nanking means nothing to your ears Cindy. Neither does "The Tiger of Manila" Yamashita. Korean sex slaves? Never heard of that did you?
Fugo bombing balloons that were made by schoolchildren? No? Well Cindy, the Japanese were planning on using germ warfare with those balloons.
Well, I guess it's no surprise really. Cindy supports having innocents beheaded by jihadis, why not apologize for the Japanese who beheaded American fliers, and countless others in China, The Phillipines, Korea, Vietnam, Singapore, Burma, and Hong Kong.
Cindy , here's a short refresher course on why Nagasaki and Hiroshima happened.
We all know about Nazi atrocities, part and parcel, but it simply amazes me how stupid, idiotic asshole Americans like Cindy always give a pass to Imperial Japan and "The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere".
Cindy, you're a puss filled hemorrhoid on the body politic.
I just have one question. Will all this support of Jeremiah Wright stop the bleeding of membership in Unions, or will it truly bring about a stronger desire to join the brotherhood. Unions have been screwing over America since Pastor Wright was a twinkle in his daddy's eye. It's about time we get the God Damn respect we deserve for the hate filled rhetoric towards Rich Whitey we have spewed for decades. I may have to start calling Barrack Obama "B.O." because something smells funky here. HE is getting all the glory, and he hasn't been appointed to a god damn thing yet!!! (true leaders are appointed not elected)
Comrade Sheehan needs to be immediately directed to the nearest Wal-Mart re-education camp! She has condemned herself from her own lips:
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I wish I could be proud of a nation that rapes its poor people to feed the already rich in a demented reverse Robin Hood affect. I wish I could be proud of a country where over a million children are homeless and hungry every night.
How could she not be proud of our Comrades Kim Jong Il, Fidel Castro, Raul Castro, and Hugo Chavez? She even exchanged a tonsil swabbing with Comrade Hugo, and she's not proud of him?
She even questions the actions of Saddam Hussein:
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I wish I could be proud of a nation that has a sitting president that has been responsible for killing almost a million innocent Iraqi people in a misadventure that was based on lies and is for profit.
Comrade Saddam subverted the People's Saints of the UN with the Oil for Bribes program. He paid bounties to the families of the glorious suicide murderers who achieved glory by killing eeeeevilllll jooooos in the illegally occupied ancestral homeland of the down-trodden Palestinians. How could she not be proud of Saddam Hussein?
I'm glad the Ten Commandments are optional, otherwise that "Thou Shalt Not Steal" business would get in the way of our Progressive Tax Collecting for the Greater Good™.
Cindy Sheehan, who knows a lot about chickens, wrote
Senator Obama also denounced any remarks that "disparaged our great country." Hmm…does he denounce remarks that his own wife made about being proud to be an American for the first time in her "adult life?" I wish I could be proud of a nation that tortures people and imprisons them without basic legal rights. I wish I could be proud of a nation that has a sitting president that has been responsible for killing almost a million innocent Iraqi people in a misadventure that was based on lies and is for profit.
Cindy you are forgetting about our wonderful Cuban comrade and roving minister of good will Che! Please do not let the fact that he had to beat a few people to death with his own hands to further the cause. Onward the glorious cause and get on the bus to reeducation.
Is it just me, or does Rev Jay Wright look like a New York Zionist man of Jewish ancestry who retired in Florida? I mean I can just see him in an open floral print shirt with a wife beater tank top underneath. Khaki shorts, and sitting under the awning of his trailer sipping some colorful alcoholic concoction. Maybe it's just me, but, I think he is getting over on being black.
I know what you mean. I wanted to do a quick photoshop job of it but couldn't find the appropriate picture in google. Any other takers?
We can then use such a picture to denounce Rev. Wright as a Mosad agent and part of a devilishly clever Zionist conspiracy to destroy Obama's chances for presidency - and to destroy all the newly found hope for change in the progressive community.
When I first listen to these sermons, I thought my 32nd wife had left al-jazeera on, then I realized it was just Dr. Wright, so I called him up and invited him preach at the local local mosque.
Oh happy Day Texas is no longer a bunch of unenlightened rednecks !!!! We're honoring the freak....
7:14 AM CDT on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
By SAM HODGES / The Dallas Morning News
samhodges@dallasnews.com
Brite Divinity School in Fort Worth is sticking by a decision to honor Chicago pastor Jeremiah Wright despite controversy over his pulpit rhetoric and relationship to presidential candidate Barack Obama.
The school, at Texas Christian University, decided months ago to salute Dr. Wright at an event later this month for his long career in ministry.
According to a statement posted Monday on its Web site, Brite affirmed its decision "after careful review" and "understanding the sincere concerns many have voiced in response to recent media reports."
The statement continues:
"Contrary to media claims that Wright preaches racial hatred, church leaders who have observed his ministry describe him as a faithful preacher of the gospel who has ministered in a context radically different from that of many middle class Americans."
Dr. Wright recently retired after more than three decades as pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, whose members include Mr. Obama.
Mr. Obama has long cited Dr. Wright as an important influence, but controversy about their relationship has simmered for months and finally boiled over last week when television stations began airing video of the pastor's condemnation of American racism and U.S. foreign policy.
In the video clips, Dr. Wright insisted that the United States brought the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorism attacks upon itself because of a corrupt foreign policy.
In a 2006 speech he said, "Racism is how this country was founded and how this country was run. ... We believe in white supremacy and black inferiority and believe it more than we believe in God."
Dr. Wright has called America the "No. 1 killer in the world" and in a 2003 sermon said, "The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America.' "
I know what you mean. I wanted to do a quick photoshop job of it but couldn't find the appropriate picture in google. Any other takers?
We can then use such a picture to denounce Rev. Wright as a Mosad agent and part of a devilishly clever Zionist conspiracy to destroy Obama's chances for presidency - and to destroy all the newly found hope for change in the progressive community.
Rev Wright gets all the press, but none for Rev. Manning? If anything shows the bias of the MSM, it has to be this! Isn't Rev. Manning also talking about Hope and Change?
BTW, Rev. Wright sure does need to work on that tan. Me thinks someone in his ancestry had been out to the barn. Hell... In the Summertime I have a darker complexion than he does and I am considered an Evil White European-AmeriKan Male. What ever y'all do, please, don't let my girlfriend find out the I am an Evil White European-AmeriKan Male. I could be in big trouble!!!!
Oh ... before I go back to work destroying the health care industry here in the U.S. on behalf of Her Excellency, our Many Tittied Empress, Hillary R. Clinton, will someone PLEASE slap the "Honky" out of that pusillanimous asshole, Cindy Shehandjob??? PLEASE??? I swear! I think she is becoming the John McCain of the Socialist movement!!! Speaking of a Socialist Movement .... that burrito I had for lunch is working some evil spell on me... gotta run. No... really ... I HAVE TO RUN!!!!
GOD DAMN THE BURRITO FOR THE PAIN CINDY SHEHANDJOB CAUSES TO HUMYNITY!!! I SAY GOD DAMN THOSE WHO CURSED HUMYNITY WITH THE BURRITO!!! CINDY SHEHANDJOB HAS NEVER BEEN CALLED A TACO LIKE "BURRITO" OBAMA HAS!!! CINDY SHEHANDJOB DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO SUFFER .... FROM A BURRITO INDUCED EMBOLISM!!! CINDY SHEHANDJOB HAS NEVER BEEN TO A CHIPOLTE!!! GOD DAMN CINDY SHEHANDJOB FOR PRETENDING TO BE A BURRITO BUT IS INSTEAD A PUSS OOZING HEMORRHOID ON THE BUNGHOLE OF HUMYNITY!!!!
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Comrade Sea-Bass - who is building LEGO Socialism for the toiling LEGO masses
Indeed!!!
Grade School Communist Indoctrination
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L'Eggo My Lego
By Maureen Martin
28 Feb 2007
Some Seattle school children are being told to be skeptical of private property
rights. This lesson is being taught by banning Legos.
A ban was initiated at the Hilltop Children's Center in Seattle. According to an
article in the winter 2006-07 issue of "Rethinking Schools" magazine, the
teachers at the private school wanted their students to learn that private
property ownership is evil.
According to the article, the students had been building an elaborate
"Legotown," but it was accidentally demolished. The teachers decided its
destruction was an opportunity to explore "the inequities of private ownership."
According to the teachers, "Our intention was to promote a contrasting set of
values: collectivity, collaboration, resource-sharing, and full democratic
participation."
The children were allegedly incorporating into Legotown "their assumptions about
ownership and the social power it conveys." These assumptions "mirrored those of
a class-based, capitalist society -- a society that we teachers believe to be
unjust and oppressive."
They claimed as their role shaping the children's "social and political
understandings of ownership and economic equity ... from a perspective of social
justice."
So they first explored with the children the issue of ownership. Not all of the
students shared the teachers' anathema to private property ownership. "If I buy
it, I own it," one child is quoted saying. The teachers then explored with the
students concepts of fairness, equity, power, and other issues over a period of
several months.
At the end of that time, Legos returned to the classroom after the children
agreed to several guiding principles framed by the teachers, including that "All
structures are public structures" and "All structures will be standard sizes."
The teachers quote the children:
"A house is good because it is a community house."
"We should have equal houses. They should be standard sizes."
"It's important to have the same amount of power as other people over your
building."
Given some recent history in Washington state with respect to private property
protections, perhaps this should not come as a surprise. Municipal officials in
Washington have long known how to condemn one person's private property and sell
it to another for the "public use" of private economic development.
Rev. Wright would not be so angry if it weren't for this "property rights" crap everyone is talking about. When will people wake up a realize that everything - including the People - all belongs to the Party? How many more mass graves are we going to have to dig until people wake up a realize that one very, very important truth?
These fans of that Long Legged MacDaddy Obama will soon be paying the price for their disloyalty to the Empress. This revelation of the true nature of the anti-Hillary is surely a gift sent by Lenin above!
I have not seen any one note one glaring error in the Rev Wright's deceptive tirade. Sure, he sounds progressive, he sounds like he has the "right stuff" for the left. But in his sermon, he made the mistake of describing this alleged "Jesus" as being a deserving minority, a powerless prole under the boots of the evil white Halliburton hired security guards rom Rome. However, he makes a fatal error here. Yes, the Jews were in a bit of a pickle there, but this "Jesus" was also a member of a dominating, upper class that preyed upon the weak. Has he forgotten the fable about this "Jesus" and the Samaritan woman at the well? A woman who was shocked that one such as he would even bother to talk to her much less share a well with her? There were many other stories these about the true victims that deserved subsidies, the Samaritans.
The Empress supports the downtrodden, the forgotten. Hillary was working to improve the lives of the Samaritans long before the Long Legged MacDaddy was even a glint in his father's eye.
Repent ye Obama worshippers! Come to the Empress. Her yoke is easy, the load will be light.... once you make up for the lost contributions.
Since these leprechauns originally spelled him as "O'Bama" on a green background, I though some correction was necessary...
And furthermore, I just discovered proof that Coulter is truly a she-devil. Her today's column had 666 comments when I opened it. I couldn't help but post the screenshot.
Wow. How racist that is. Subvert the dominant racist. End war with socialism! We are one people united to end differences! Thought control replaces your personality!
Wow. How racist that is. Subvert the dominant racist. End war with socialism! We are one people united to end differences! Thought control replaces your personality!
Barack Obama is pretty racist and that is why we are all voting for Hillary - with the exception of me, of course, since I have to appease the Congressional Black Caucus. You know how they get uppity, Comrade Somaking. We are one people united to end differences? You mean... no... you couldn't possibly mean that! You couldn't possibly mean assimilating Undocumented-Americans to reflect our culture, speak our language and embrace our values!? OH MY STALIN!!!!
COMRADE SOMAKER IS A RACIST! HE IS A FILTHY AMERICAN RACIST TRYING TO FORCE PEOPLE TO ASSIMILATE TO END DIFFERENCES! SOMEONE GET THIS LITTLE BIGOT'S IP ADDRESS!
How dare you, sir! How dare you come here and taint our holy shrine to Progress with your hate speech and your intolerance! WE ARE INTOLERANT TOWARDS INTOLERANCE HERE AND I AM AFRAID WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REPORT YOUR COMMENTS TO THE NAACP, THE ACLU, THE NLG AND WHATEVER FEDERAL AGENCY THERE IS TO PROSECUTE HATE CRIMES TO THE FULLEST!
You sir are a charlatan and a cancer on America and I for one will not say one word when the proper authorities come knocking at your door in the dead of night to round you up and place you in a Happy Camp with the rest of the bigots! I hope they only give you a drop of mud to eat/drink as opposed to the full two drops of mud any normal and caring prisoner at the Happy Camp would receive!
I am disgusted - yes, disgusted! - that such a filthy and inconsiderate little American like yourself would come here spewing intolerance, hate and more intolerance! Why, I am up to my new eyebrows in your intolerance, Comrade Somaker! DENOUNCE YOURSELF! TURN YOURSELF OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES, NOW! CONFESS! CONFESS YOUR CRIMES! CRIMINAL! BLOODY BIGOTED CRIMINAL!
I suggest you apologize to the millions of Undocumented-Americans that you just now offended with your racist hate-speech, Comrade Somaker. As International Socialist, we condemn anyone who tries to force Legal Migrants to conform or assimilate to their host country’s culture and believe that Balkanization is the shining path to building Socialism in the 21st Century ( Also known as The Progressive World of Next Tuesday to those with advanced degrees in Marxist-Stalinist-Clintonist-Obamunist-Maoist-Juche thought).
APOLOGIZE, SOMAKER! APOLOGIZE NOW, DAMMIT! CONFESS YOUR CRIMES!
I still cannot understand why Somaker wants to end differences!? I mean... I just cannot understand it! OH MY GAIA MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE DUE TO ALL OF HIS INTOLERANCE! Didn't Gaia give you a soul, Somaker!? DIDN'T GAIA GIVE YOU A SOUL!? INTOLERANCE!! INTOLERANCE!! ALERT THE FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, DEA, DMV AND THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE! WE HAVE A RACIST GUILTY OF RACIST CRIMES AGAINST RACE HERE!
Oh my Hillary! I just got the message about a second ago that there is racist here trying to force people to assimilate to “end all differences”! I BET THIS SOMAKER EATS BABIES AND KITTENS! KITTENS, COMRADES - KITTENS! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD EAT A HELPLESS KITTEN!!?!? Shame! SHAME!
Criminal Somaker, Our commitment to diversity here at the People's Cube advocates a society that extends equitable status to distinct cultural and religious groups, with no one culture predominating. Your deplorable call to "unite to end differences" is an affront to all the work we have so tirelessly done to expand upon the multiculturalism to which we hold dear.
Systemic oppression exists in our society, and you seem to be suffering from some sort of moral sickness which causes you to not see it. Such utter contempt for undocumented migrants [and others, I'm sure] is the hallmark of racial oppression that is so rampant in AmeriKKKa today. You obviously are trying to deny responsibility for your own systemic racism, to maintain an aura of innocence in the face of racial oppression, and to shift the responsibility for that oppression from yourself to people of color [called ‘blaming the victim’].
Any desire for assimilation or for individualism reflects the imprint of white AmeriKKKa's strategy for racial hegemony. I believe you may require "facilitated" ideological re-education, in order to give you the chance to reevaluate your attitudinal and behavioral bigotry, and so that you can rid yourself of your own social and personal beliefs that foster inequality.
Fellow Cubists, I am tempted to write a "People's Cube Thought Reform Primer" in order to facilitate re-education of unbearably tendentious and ignorant "persons" as Criminal Somaker here.
Let me know if such a document is required, and I will compile it immediately.
I am shaking with rage right now! Here I am, waking up to another day, drinking the People's Coffee™, only to turn here to find such RACIST and BIGOTED comments from criminal Somaker. At first I almost thought no! He must have meant something else, but then I would have been guilty of Thought Crime™ by merely thinking. This is the sort of PERVERSION and WRECKING that criminal Somaker's RACIST and ANTI-DIVERSITY thinking can cause! Even his line about "end war with socialism" is most disturbing. Does he mean to imply we should end the war on poverty? The war on illeteracy? The war on tiny buttons that big fingered comrades have problems pushing? I can't go on anymore...my socialist blood pressure is shooting through the thatched roof of my show hut.
This is absolutely not true! For one thing, I have no personality for thought control to replace! I would be helpless without thought control! I would be nothing without thought control! I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT THE PARTY!
(I'll bet you think all minority families should be like The Cosby Show.)
Don't you get it yet, somaking? Without The Party and all it stands for, I HAVE NO LIFE!!!
Personality reeks in individualism and must be weeded out at the first opportunity -preferably during Pre-K after we make it Universal™ would be the best time to do some weeding.
Chairman. should it be deemed necessary to put this racist Somaking on trial, I volunteer to defend the criminal so no other comrade need sully their hands with his case, and of course that should not take too long.
What is our 10 point program??? I just found out that I am an Evil Rabid Dog.
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New Black Panther Party 10 Point Program
1. We want freedom. We want the power to practice self-determination, and to determine the destiny
of our community and THE BLACK NATION.
2. We want full employment for our people and we demand the dignity to do for ourselves what we
have begged the white man to do for us. POWER IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE! WEALTH IN
THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE! ARMS IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE!
3. We want tax exemption and an end to robbery of THE BLACK by the CAPITALIST. We want an
end to the capitalistic domination of Africa in all of its forms: imperialism, criminal settler colonialism,
neo-colonialism, racism, sexism, zionism, apartheid and artificial borders.
4. We want decent housing, fit for shelter of human beings, free health-care (preventive and maintenance).
We want an end to the trafficking of drugs and to the biological and chemical warfare
targeted at our people.
5. We want education for our people that exposes the true nature of this devilish and decadent
American society. We want education that teaches us our true history/herstory and our role in
the present day society.
6. We want all Black Men and Black Women to be exempt from military service.
7. We want an immediate end to POLICE HARRASSMENT, BRUTALITY AND MURDER of Black People.
We want an end to Black-on-Black violence, “snitching”, cooperation and collaboration with
the oppressor.
8. We want freedom for all Black Men and Black Women held in international, military, federal,
state, county, city jails and prisons.
9. We want all Black People when brought to trial to be tried in a court by a jury of their peer group
or people from their Black Communities, as defined by white law of the Constitution of United
States.
10. WE DEMAND AN END TO THE RACIST DEATH PENALTY AS IT IS APPLIED TO BLACK AND OPPRESSED
PEOPLE IN AMERICA. WE DEMAND FREEDOM FOR ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS OF
THE BLACK RED AND BROWN NATION!
History has proven that the white man is absolutely disagreeable to get along with in peace. No one
has been able to get along with the white man. All the people of color have been subjected to the
white man’s wrath. We believe that his very nature will not allow for true sharing, fairness, equity
and justice. Therefore, to the Red Man and Woman, to the Yellow and to the Brown, we say to you
“THE SAME RABID DOG THAT BIT YOU, BIT US TOO!” ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
That sounds like Obama's 10-Point plan for Change. These are the 10 utmost hopes of the utmost oppressed. What's not to understand? What's not to like?
THIS IS PURE PROGRESS, COMRADES! PURE, UNADULTERATED PROGRESS!
One question though, did anyone at Party Headquarters bother to notify those comrades that #6 on the surface appears to be stolen from a sixties edition seeing how there is no military draft?
Bill Richardson endorsed Obama today, I had always thought that Richardson would be our Many Titted Empress's running mate. I would like to be the first to say that I have a feeling Richardson will be Obama’s running mate...I can already hear the speech....Obama will announce that Richardson will be his running mate and that this union will bring the black and brown community together to build a more diverse and stronger America....It is all coming together...I cant believe I didn’t think of this sooner, but after reading through the (Forrest Gump Voice) Black Panther Party web-site and Bill Richardson endorsing Obama today I think this is what the future holds.
Its brilliant, Obama will have the entire black and brown vote…Yes, I know that some will claim that is racist of me to say, but it’s the truth and everyone knows it. Obama will continue to receive the entire guilt ridden white vote that he has already been receiving.
Black and Brown Power 08…Whitey better run to the nearest tanning salon!!!
The list of anti-American and/or anti-Israel friends of Obama continues to grow.
Edward Said
Rashid Khalidi
Jeremiah Wright
William Ayers
Here is Obama having a bite to eat with Edward Said, who just happens to be an “American Who Tells The Truth”. I wish there was audio of that conversation.
I’m beginning to think November could be a McCain landslide.
From The American Spectator blog:
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If this were an isolated example, it would be one thing. But we now have a clear pattern from Jeremiah Wright's comments on down, of Obama associating with individuals who are virulently anti-American and anti-Israel. When pressed, he denies that he shares any of the same views either by himself or through surrogates. I don't see how much longer people can find him remotely credible. I know I'm getting really sick of it. And I am not a knee-jerk Obama hater.
I’m beginning to think November could be a McCain landslide.
A disappointment Commissar, still a victory for World Socialism! Rejoice!
I agree with Comrades Makism and Pupovich! And how ironic it is that the 'conservative' victor will be the first Amerikkan Prezident priviled to have received formal re-education. From real card-carrying Communists, not some latte-sipping hippy west coast wannabes. How glorious!
Rev. Wright keeps talking about Obama, and I hear his new house is being paid for by Hillary's campaign. It's not a betrayal on his part - after all, Obama is half-White and so he deserves to suffer. It's all in the Bible, especially the betrayal. Where would Jesus be without Judas? Everybody needs a little push now and then.
But it seems that even the lepers are turning away from Obama...
Why must we continue to denigrate the earnest hopefulness of Comrade Obama? Does he not subscribe to the Marxist-Leninist worldview? Does he not wish to take the money of the greedy running dogs and give it to the undertrodden? Does he not look good in a suit with a teleprompter in front of him? Cut the man some slack, comrades, he's trying to comply with our utopian wishes.
BTW, the Keebler Elf picture is most amusing. I must make a similar sign to boost my income--I mean confiscation of meaningless capitalist paper.
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
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NY Times, Newsweek offer editorial inoculations to concerned readers of Sarah Palin's book
Going Rogue: FEMA braces for massive outbreaks of Palin Derangement Syndrome
Following Fort Hood tragedy, Obama declares all military bases gun-free zones
Pelosi: we won.
Philies: so did we
Study: Global Warming linked to consumption of beans and beef patties
Pro-Obama gamers discover 'cheat codes' in U.S. Constitution
Police trained in using end of life counselingtechniques to negotiate suicide threats
Obama commits more troops to War on Fox News, still awaiting Afghan troop surge
Pass Rush: NFL okays Fidel Castro's bid to buy Miami Dolphins
Study: the road to hell paved with Nobel Peace Prizes
Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. Wishing all our readers a Happy April First!
Roman Polanski named new School Safety Czar in wake of Jennings scandal
Charles Manson: 'Leave Polanski alone, hasn't he suffered enough?'
Obama loses Olympic bid, will try for Special Olympics next
Carter: if the IOC doesn't give the Olympics to Chicago, they're racists
Saudis: the word 'assassina- tion' will never be the same
Al Qaeda: 'We shove bombs up our butts'
Richard Gere denies Al Qaeda membership
Experts: assassin hid bomb in anal cavity adjacent to brain
Study: 90% of G20 protestors driven to Pittsburgh by mom
Ahmadinejad: Iran needs enriched uranium to purchase large IKEA sofa
Obama: If we don't bomb Iran now, we'll never pass healthcare reform
Taliban hires DC lobbyist in effort to get Obama's attention
Missile defense: Czechs angry at Obama for being canceled
Media study: Caucasian toddlers are more likely to cut eye-holes into "blankies"
Democrat strategist: 9 out of 10 white infants prefer cross burning over mother's milk
Mahmoud’s Liquidation Warehouse: 50% off Israel - this weekend only - it won’t last long
Obama: Black kids still forced to beat people up at back
of bus
Charlie Gibson: Neil Armstrong went where?
Obamacare, it’s finger-licking good!
Ben and Jerry release 'Hate Monger Bigot' flavor to celebrate those who support traditional marriage
'Shiver me Timbers!': Somalia unveils People's Institute for Redistribution, Adventurism & Thalassic Extortion (PIRATE)
Energy Czar: to save energy, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
Other 49 states impose carbon tax on California due to wildfire smoke
Following Scotland's lead, US Justice Dept releases Charles Manson, citing battle with chronic hemorrhoids
Obama to media: Please respect our girls' privacy, especially Mr. Letterman
Teachable moment: Obama to hold 'beer summit' between offended Post Office and UPS
Taliban sends protesters to Afghan town hall meetings in attempt to get Obama administration to withdraw Gotham villains working for the Common Good™
White House recalibrates description of town hall protesters from 'terrorists' to 'man-made Nazi fascist pigs'
Experts: when buying Astroturf, remember to look for the Union LabelNational-socialist health care?
Drudge insulates self from White House anger by naming his site MoveOn.Drudge
ABC greenlights epic 12-part miniseries based on Beer Summit
Moveon.org petitions Dems to leave Bush/Cheney alone and 'move on to pressing issues facing the nation'
Palin: Critics ipso facto are quitters
Honduran ex-president Zelaya holds press- conference, presents birth certificate for examination
Cambridge: fighting racial bias, Obama picks black scholar Henry Louis Gates as Door Jigging Czar
Obama: white cop acted like inexperienced rookie, but being one I may be biased
On the international front: Obama brings back Cold War, switches sides
Signs of recovery: WH study finds number of searches for 'economic depression' on Google lower than it could have been under FDR
Obama inherited broken teleprompter from George W Bush
Zelaya: we support the democratically-elected President of the USA, even though he has strongly opposed American policies
Eco group 'Earth First' protests burying non- biodegradeable body of Michael Jackson under the ground
Study: Media orgasm over Michael Jackson's death oddly appropriate
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Secretary of the Interior vows to turn Neverland Ranch into 'King of Pop' National Monument
Riots in Iran: Obama invokes Starfleet Prime Directive - non-interference with social development of native planet even at the cost of own life
Obama hurts a fly, forgets to read Miranda rights
ACLU: fly murder by slapping unconstitutional
Obama mistakes Inspector General for a private CEO, orders him to resign
DHS simplifies procedures, cuts learning curve, renames all terrorism 'right-wing'
Earth may collide with Venus in 3.5 billion years. We must act NOW!!!
CBS study: statutory rape jokes not as hilarious as previously thought
White House tree commits suicide over economic policy
Obama: 'I inherited this tree from George W. Bush'
Obama to economy: 'make like a tree and collapse'
In Cairo, Obama promotes shovel-ready projects for Muslim communities
Obama's comment linking Islam to algebra sets off anti-Islam riots in US inner-city schools
Keith Olbermann rises to #1 on Larry Craig's 'Top ten liberals I'd like to sodomize' list
Ahmadinejad hands out potatoes to corner Irish-Iranian vote
Lady Justice undergoes extreme makeover on TV, becomes sexier, more empathetic, less blind visit our new Che Heart store
Obama: "We must work to rid the world of nuclear weapons and of Israel too while we're at it"
Obama to impose a cap on temperatures for patients in government-subsidized hospitals
Brady Campaign to Prevent Cereal Violence applauds gov't crackdown on cheerios, calls for registration of cereal bowls
Obama's rich supporters chagrined to find he's a class worrior and not the cynical hypocrite they'd counted on
Congress nationalizes DeBeers, changes marketing slogan to 'government programs are forever'
Sen. Specter: 'we could be energy-independent by now if Republicans invested in eternal engine research'
Kentucky Derby winner admits to having no specific strategy: I just kept repeating 'hope' and 'change' and I won... wow!
Never waste a good crisis: Obama uses swine flu epidemic to put a mask on Joe Biden
Study: exposure to pork- barrel projects heightens risk of catching swine flu
Islamic scholars green-light use of government pork by Muslim groups: 'not haram'
DHS Napolitano's preferred man-made disaster color warnings: chocolate, vanilla, strawberryDow Jones rally prompted by record sales of tea bags on April 15
WH: Obama's handshake with Saudi King looked like a bow as King Abdullah's arms are twice as long as human arms but atrophy prevents useDHS tip on spotting a right- wing extremist: watch out for the one carrying a paycheck
Opposed to teabagging, Pelosi accepts motion to expel Congressperson Barney Frank
Spring cleaning tip: don't forget to change your scientific consensus from winter setting "climate change" to summer setting "global warming"
Obama uses old Bush-era teleprompter for Baghdad speech
Segway and GM launch a 2-wheeled contraceptive
Obama's stern reaction to North Korea missile launch: "I'm tellin'!"Lenin laughs ass off over crisis in capitalism Scientists: Lenin statue expelled no harmful gases, only dialectical materialism Obama gives Queen a shovel click here NBC: We are all Special Olympians now, especially Olbermann
Obama's teleprompter caught moonlighting as AmEx spokesperson: 'Don’t leave home without it'
click here for the story Alabama gunman was trying to 'be more like Europeans' After shootings, EU threatens potential mass murderes with increased paperwork and red tape Oil prices rising; most viable solution is blame Limbaugh Obama to bring Cuba in from the cold; political prisoners to remain outside Healthcare crisis: Planned Parenthood forced to offer 2 abortions for the price of 1; 50% off if you refer a friend Hillary presents Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov with the People's Cube CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY Obama's Reaganesque address: "I've just declared peace on the Soviet Union. The bonging will start in five minutes" Satellite launched to confirm global warming: finds none, crashes in Antarctica in protest Al-Qaeda founder discovers DNC playbook, attacks own side in war an terror Obama to slash deficit after increase; firefighters to quench house after setting fire to it
Treasury Dept buys Monopoly board game for policy advice Democrats pay back their constituents, save faltering squeegee businesses from collapsing
Muslim group offended by pork hidden in stimulus package, threatens revenge Obama appoints guilt czar to oversee fair distribution of guilt among all Americans Size matters: stimulus package so big it won't even fit on Drudge No help from Obama to storm-ravaged Kentucky; officials consider renaming state to New Orleans in effort to get attention Politico: volcano trouble in Alaska a result of Palin's policies MoveOn adopts Bush's cowboy diplomacy: 'You're either with Obama or Rush' Obama urges liberals to start listening to Rush Limbaugh: 'all too often we start by dictating on issues and don't always know all the factors involved. So let's listen.' More bad economic news: area antiwar group lays off its bumper sticker makers Dissent no longer patriotic: Obama Reminder to Hollywood celebrities: must change 'patriotic' setting from 'hate America' to 'love America' on Jan. 20 Obama promises to Photoshop a better future for America You won't be told lies if you don't ask questions: Obama's new media policy Personals: senate seats available in NY & Il. Hardly ever used. Cash OK. Change we can believe in: Clinton 1990s staffers Somali pirates hijack international space station Starting with 11/5/08, the cor- rect progressive greeting in America is "Barack Obama!" The reply is "Obama Barack!" Laika the Space Dog consi- dered for new White House pet: "Thoroughly vetted by Bill Ayers" CHANGE: President-elect Obama crushes Yankee imperialism in a landslide
Seven Obama cousins found living in voting boothUS choppers attack ACORN voter registration center in Syria US military: We decided to strike now because this time next year we’ll be a Peace Keeping force Biden predicts severe test for Obama in first six months: another question from Joe the Plumber Obama: Let he who is without wealth cash the first check! Joe Biden: work is a four-letter word
FBI investigates Mickey Mouse Club for voter fraud Embarrassed ACORN accidentally registers 'Ronald Reagan' Kids' hymns to Obama a success of Democrat strategy: If you can't abort them, indoctrinate them World to USA: 'Fix world ecomonic crisis so we can get back to hating you' Obama's campaign invites opponents to play 'Truth or Jail' Biden: Hoover text-messaged Americans to calm fears during 1929 crashDead support Obama, all are registered to vote by ACORN Biden calls taxes patriotic Study: Jesus spoke without a telepromter Obama promises free lipstic for everybody if elected KARAOKE: These Are The Jerks We Call Journalists Obama's negotiations with Gustav prove fruitful; storm spares "French Quarter" Feminist group: Sarah Palin worst mother since June Cleaver; decried as "too feminine" Obama: leave Bristol alone, she has been punished enough with a baby Putin shoots tiger with Polonium-laced dart Obama: ready from day one to place a call to UN if a US city is nuked Cult of personality at the People's Cube is up 90% compared to previous Five-Year Plan Congress established windfall tax on US gold medals International Olympic Committee to redistribute Phelp's ill-gotten golds to less fortunate athletes Obama beats Hillary to coveted CPUSA endorsement February 2050 declared White History Month. Future headlines expected to read "Minorities hardest hit... and deservedly so." Obama denounces Russia's actions; humbled Russia sends self to Gulag US trade deficit dropped; NYT instructs readers to turn paper upside down for more favorable view of graph Sharpton protests disproportionate deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes, calls for immediate deaths of David Letterman and Billy Joel to even score Science to unveil invisible cloak; Conservative White Christian male in NJ says he's been invisible for years NYT: Russia's invasion of Georgia leaves much smaller carbon footprint than US invasion of Iraq Larry the Cable Guy issues call to "man the pick up trucks" as Russia invades Georgia Edwards claims he was having affair with camera, didn't notice woman attached Chavez's parents cut off Hugo's credit card after Moscow shopping binge Oil industry to Pelosi: You've been given a brain. Use it or lose it. Congress to declare July 19th International Swimmers' Day
How many superdelegates does it take to change a lightbulb? Photoshopped Iranian missile saves 25% on Islamic Republic's carbon footprint
Word of the day: HUSSIES n. Female Obama supporters changing their middle names to HusseinObama: we have always been at peace with Hillary ClintonGrand Rapids Mayor George Heartwell vows city will be "vanilla" when rebuilt Media grows impatient with Iowa's lack of flood-related rapes and pillaging: Why can't they be more like New Orleans? CNN investigates Iowans caught blowing FEMA debit cards at Tractor Supply Company Obama: WTC problem ended on 9/11, Pentagon still a problemHillary supporters organize against Obama Janet Reno congratulates Elian Gonzalez on joining Cuba's Young Communists
Dick Durbin denies that being Hell's spokesperson and moonlighting as a Democrat Senator presents a conflict of interest Flooding in Iowa causes typical white people to turn bitter and cling to evacuation procedures Democrat energy policy: let them eat cake Monica Lewinsky endorses Obama: 'This is not the Bill Clinton I knew' NASA unveils 'ass-crack' space suit for plumbing repairs at int'l space station Dead people at Obama's rally identified as a renegade splinter group of Hillary's 'invisible Americans' Howard Dean: dead people will vote Democrat no matter who gets the nomination Mainstream media silent on increased attacks on US troops by mainstream media Sen. Kennedy under treatment. Mary Jo still dead Muanmar drafts Mayor Nagin and Gov. Blanco to help with cyclone clean up New Orleans Mayor sends school buses to Myanmar As Darfur violence surges, world vows not to give a crap unless the US gets involved Chinese citizens crushed by bricks and rubble; tanks have day off
Friendly fire: BBC office hit by al-Qaeda rocket Al Gore knows what caused Burma cyclone but won't say it International community promises to suspend anti- Americanism until after American aid reaches Burma Mainstream media saddened that Austrian pedophile isn't a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, or a GOP senator
North Korea's nuclear technicians protest outsourcing jobs to Syria Earth Day: save the planet, starve the children! Focus group: if water boarding was a sexual preference, they'd be teaching it in public schools Study: Wall Street losses unfairly target the rich Mixed month for MTV: teen pregnancy drops, however STDs are on the rise Obama pledges to give every typical small town family a possum sandwich Delays at American Airlines: a sneak peak into proposed government healthcare Stop and smell the Sharpies Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy Media: this year's Global Bad News Awareness week to overlap with International Good News Obliviousness month NPR journalists go on truckers-style protest over high price of lattes Most popular April Fools joke: "A Democrat president won't raise taxes" Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama's new tape but urged voters to listen to the entire message before making judgment Obama's speech calls for change in stereotyping "the typical White person" Spitzer denies applying hardball tactics in front of bathroom mirror and threatening to come after himself New York State House retires Spitzer's #9 jersey KKK endorses Harvard's gym segregation policy: 'Blacks and Jews are next' London quake caused by SUV, now impounded by Scotland Yard Hillary's healthcare plan to include smelling salts for Obama's supporters and mandatory amputation of Chris Matthews' leg USMail Service to publish Obama's resume on new stamp Obama: one man's plagiarism is another man's audacity Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote Berkeley ousting US Marines gives hope to al Qaeda: 'If hippies can do it, so can we!' Berkley builds wall around self; man trying to flee 'Peace Sanctuary City' shot at checkpoint John McCain apologizes for going to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda's endorsement To avoid scorn and ridicule, Tom Cruise converts to Islam NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama NY Times: All the news that's fit to pimp Dems offer first female for President, first Black for President, first pretty pony for Attorney General Brokeback Mountain loses climber NASA's Spirit Rover finds Dennis Kucinich campaign on MarsLas Vegas: candidates offer plans to bail out flustered gamblers Feds: subprime borrowers' relief package to include subprime rib Silence in Cuba: Castro too ill to speak in public, Cubans too afraid to speak Dems adopt old British "don't mention the war" strategy for '08 campaign Obama's 'Take a penny, leave a penny' economic plan sparks new hope Obama's campaign hires homeless people to talk about change on street corners Panhandlers Union endorses Obama's plan for change Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush Murtha: if we quit now, capitalism will win Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course Expert blames Republicans for not attacking all Democrat candidates equally High school Meth teacher starts new class Holy Mitt! Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000% Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless- transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick Poll: most Muslims find curvature of Riemannian manifolds offensive "How The Grinch Redistributed Winter Solstice" opens on Broadway Left-wing bloggers hold vigil hoping suspect is connected to GOP candidate Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes "Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline. Al Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish' NY Times: some news is fitter to print than others Study: most Americans will be worried about economy if told so often enough Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress Media changes old adage "no news is good news" to "no good news is news" US Congress extends hurricane season until the first Sunday in November Lack of bad news from Iraq causes media recession. Women and minority journalists hardest hit. LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking delusional paranoia MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home Reid: The war on fire is lost Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so far. Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian Medal of Honor to Al Gore Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed? San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!" Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland" Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!" Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants CBS stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't tell our logo from a hole in the ground" Jessie Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm a smoke dat biatch if I see him"
Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling of Obama to Ubama Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts report at Cannes. George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't killDemocrats select 2008 presidential slogan: "Death to America" Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense "Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling for Pope's deathNew Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison Rock star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists Al Gore to recall the Internet Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month First New Orleans, now Minnesota: Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead William Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package Cannibalism, rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training program Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry sparks massive riots in Lagos
Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs to prevent further bombings Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?"Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos" Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody to be put on fast track to US citizenship
Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris Hilton and Katie Couric Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it? US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in IraqUS Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting for? Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!"MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza! Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil war" off the front page As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free subscriptions to "solve problem" Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain" Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating more terrorists" French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant socialists expected to react to election results Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist agenda " of rule of law and assimilation to French culture Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can run indefinitely Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at a time Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists' Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses should not expel noxious gases Al Gore hired by K-Y to pro- mote Global Warming Jelly New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of solar system Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're not Republicans!" Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries Kent State professor calls for bin Laden victory: time to bring in the National Guard again? Hollywood to America: our moral issues are better than your moral issues Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission Is it time for Pinochet yet? Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
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MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza!
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