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The People's Cube - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/ Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record. Fri, 25 May 2012 16:42:48 GMT The People's Cube - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/red/gym_sitemaps/images/rss_forum_big.gif http://thepeoplescube.com/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Google Yahoo MSN Sitemaps and RSS 2.0.1 - © 2006, 2007, 2008 www.phpBB-SEO.com 316 RSS 2.0 feed link : The People's Cube - Digest Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record. RSS 2.0 feed link http://thepeoplescube.com/rss/digest/rss.xml gym_sitemaps Obama Again Evolves, Clinches Election! http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-again-evolves-cinches-election-t9015.html#p141664 Fri, 25 May 2012 17:21:21 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Obama Again Evolves, Clinches Election! Under Dear Oleader, I believe that NASA was tasked--that perfect bureaucratic phrase--with making the Arabs feel better about their contributions to technology. Space. Something like that. Now if I could see them move the mountain TO Mohammed, I'd be very impressed indeed. But Paradigm, I do take the point that all this is "voluntary"; how you vote in a union election is voluntary too but we must have card check so make sure that you vote the right way. As the New Black Panthers threaten white voters and put a bounty on the head of a "white Hispanic," and nothing is done, we could have Hamas or the Taliban hand out flyers and give religious instruction. The children will shortly be praying five times a day, splitting the angle between Washington and Mecca, and if they pee, poo, or fart since the last prayer, they, according to the imams in Indonesia, must let the water run five five minutes before it's pure enough to wipe their asses to be clean enough to pray. <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-again-evolves-cinches-election-t9015.html#p141664">read more ...</a> Statistics : 46 Replies || 3791 Views Last post by Father Prog Theocritus Father Prog Theocritus People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-again-evolves-cinches-election-t9015.html#p141664 Hurrah! It's STILL Bush's Fault! http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hurrah-it-s-still-bush-s-fault-t9044.html#p141663 Fri, 25 May 2012 16:44:34 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Hurrah! It's STILL Bush's Fault! And It's About Time! Our entire collective has been worried sick, wondering when Dear Leader would begin His "Re-election Campaign." We are all now resting in comradely relief that at long last, the Glorious Heroic Obama2012 Campaign has begun! You will all recall that Commissar Obama, ever the gentleman, has repeatedly Taken The High Road™ for over three years to avoid criticizing or blaming Gangster Bush - America's Number One War Criminal And Number One Spendthrift Economy Destroyer. But it is finally time to Put All Blame Where It Rightfully Belongs™ - squarely upon the deposed Criminal Bush! And it is finally time that Amerikkka knew the Truth, even if Dear Leader has to announce it Himself! <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hurrah-it-s-still-bush-s-fault-t9044.html#p141663">read more ...</a> Statistics : 8 Replies || 842 Views Last post by Apparatchik Unkulturny Apparatchik Unkulturny People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hurrah-it-s-still-bush-s-fault-t9044.html#p141663 Patches For the Masses http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/patches-for-the-masses-t9040.html#p141660 Fri, 25 May 2012 15:27:35 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Patches For the Masses John FrumВперёд, к победе коммунизма! I promise to pay you Next Tuesday for the Future of Communism today. I wonder how many on the left take Marx's idea of history with a capital H seriously? Seems to me talking about it in mixed company would make most adults laugh out loud. <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/patches-for-the-masses-t9040.html#p141660">read more ...</a> Statistics : 11 Replies || 835 Views Last post by Margaret Margaret People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/patches-for-the-masses-t9040.html#p141660 The Most Complete List Of The Benefits Of Leftist Policy http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-most-complete-list-of-the-benefits-of-leftist-policy-t9043.html#p141659 Fri, 25 May 2012 15:20:40 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> The Most Complete List Of The Benefits Of Leftist Policy Wow - great read! Love the way it details our long march to Progressive Victory! <script type="text/javascript" src="/red/video.php?link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=711bZ_pLusQ"></script> <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-most-complete-list-of-the-benefits-of-leftist-policy-t9043.html#p141659">read more ...</a> Statistics : 8 Replies || 490 Views Last post by Shovel 4 U Shovel 4 U People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-most-complete-list-of-the-benefits-of-leftist-policy-t9043.html#p141659 Born In The Ken-Y-A http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/born-in-the-ken-y-a-t9027.html#p141658 Fri, 25 May 2012 15:07:03 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/" title="People's Karaoke">People's Karaoke</a></h5> Born In The Ken-Y-A Watch out, Chalupney, I have only just begin my quest for total equality <script type="text/javascript" src="/red/video.php?link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd8MfwWH_ng"></script> K-E-N-Y-A Young man, are you being held back I said young man, are you off the fast track I said young man, it takes more than half black To get to the Ivy League now Young man, are your grades a bit low I said young man, cause you did too much blow Now there's .. a new card you can show It will take you where you need to go It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A It has everything to keep the lefties in awe It will take you to Harvard Law It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A You can get a nice grant, you can sign a book deal You can be whoever you feel Young man, I was once in your shoes But I couldn't .. use this African ruse I felt no lib .. cared if I was alive I couldn't tap this post colonial jive Cause all libs .. love a fictional self So young man .. put your past on the shelf And say you're from the K-E-N-Y-A Make your dreams come true today It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A It has everything to keep the elitists in awe It will get you to Harvard Law It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A It's fun to say that you're from K-E-N-Y-A You can get a nice grant, you can sign a book deal You can be whoever you feel Young man, are you listening to me I said young man, it is Pres you can ... <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/born-in-the-ken-y-a-t9027.html#p141658">read more ...</a> Statistics : 5 Replies || 255 Views Last post by Callmelennie Callmelennie People's Karaoke - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/born-in-the-ken-y-a-t9027.html#p141658 Obama and Soviet Agitprop: A Handshake Across Time and Space http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-and-soviet-agitprop-a-handshake-across-time-and-space-t9050.html#p141656 Fri, 25 May 2012 14:31:53 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Obama and Soviet Agitprop: A Handshake Across Time and Space John FrumThey don't care about principles, principles are for the little people. The Democratic Party is one big Cargo Cult.Comrade Frum, it's astonishing how little product you have to deliver, once you get them broken. I read that Moses led the Israelites in the desert for 40 years, not that he was lost, but that it took another generation or two to get the slavery out of them. When things went wrong, they wanted to go back, into bondage. Comrade Obozo, along with Nanski and Dingy Harry, are doing a wonderful job of infantilizing Americans. As they get weaker and less proud, they will be fed less. Really, it's no trick to suppress starving peasants. Now we just have to get the proles here to get ever poorer and weaker and more dependent until the are the de-facto slaves. Just think. In the 1860s a civil war about slavery. In the 1960s a civic uprising which at first looked to be love and sex and rock and roll and fun but led to what is becoming a de facto, if not de jure, civil war about slavery. Different century, and a putative enlarged base for slaves. <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-and-soviet-agitprop-a-handshake-across-time-and-space-t9050.html#p141656">read more ...</a> Statistics : 5 Replies || 618 Views Last post by Father Prog Theocritus Father Prog Theocritus People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-and-soviet-agitprop-a-handshake-across-time-and-space-t9050.html#p141656 Flies must obey people's Restroom rule, no more than 2/stall http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/flies-must-obey-people-s-restroom-rule-no-more-than-2-stall-t9049.html#p141655 Fri, 25 May 2012 13:58:25 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Flies must obey people's Restroom rule, no more than 2/stall If one stall has three flies, and another stall has but one fly, are the washroom attendants requirted to redistribute the flies? <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/flies-must-obey-people-s-restroom-rule-no-more-than-2-stall-t9049.html#p141655">read more ...</a> Statistics : 4 Replies || 257 Views Last post by Ivan Betinov Ivan Betinov People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/flies-must-obey-people-s-restroom-rule-no-more-than-2-stall-t9049.html#p141655 Forget 'Anti-Bain' Strategy - This Is 'Anti-Brain' Strategy http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/forget-anti-bain-strategy-this-is-anti-brain-strategy-t9036.html#p141654 Fri, 25 May 2012 13:54:18 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Forget 'Anti-Bain' Strategy - This Is 'Anti-Brain' Strategy Hah! Just another Rethuglikkkan straw-man. I scoff on him! <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/forget-anti-bain-strategy-this-is-anti-brain-strategy-t9036.html#p141654">read more ...</a> Statistics : 6 Replies || 669 Views Last post by Ivan Betinov Ivan Betinov People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/forget-anti-bain-strategy-this-is-anti-brain-strategy-t9036.html#p141654 It's Big Fur Hat! Our Comrade Launches His Own Website! http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/it-s-big-fur-hat-our-comrade-launches-his-own-website-t9047.html#p141651 Fri, 25 May 2012 13:34:17 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> It's Big Fur Hat! Our Comrade Launches His Own Website! BigFurHat was before my time here on the Cube, but I've checked up on iOwnTheWorld periodically :) Mr. Hat, sir, my MOST equal compliments on your new site - and may you you only see that crossed line in your rear view mirror from here on in! <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/it-s-big-fur-hat-our-comrade-launches-his-own-website-t9047.html#p141651">read more ...</a> Statistics : 3 Replies || 471 Views Last post by R.O.C.K. in the USSA R.O.C.K. in the USSA People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/it-s-big-fur-hat-our-comrade-launches-his-own-website-t9047.html#p141651 OBAMA LOVES YOU BACK http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-loves-you-back-t9048.html#p141646 Fri, 25 May 2012 07:27:12 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> OBAMA LOVES YOU BACK Obama loves your backside? <img src="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/13767" alt="Obama_Love_You_Back.jpg" /> <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-loves-you-back-t9048.html#p141646">read more ...</a> Statistics : 3 Replies || 447 Views Last post by Red Square Red Square People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-loves-you-back-t9048.html#p141646 Gov't Propaganda Comes to America: What Took So Long? http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/government-propaganda-comes-to-america-what-took-so-long-t9035.html#p141641 Fri, 25 May 2012 06:17:13 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Gov't Propaganda Comes to America: What Took So Long? <img src="http://static.thepeoplescube.com/images/Obama_Evolution_Bus_Forward.png" alt="" /> <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/government-propaganda-comes-to-america-what-took-so-long-t9035.html#p141641">read more ...</a> Statistics : 16 Replies || 2400 Views Last post by Red Square Red Square People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/government-propaganda-comes-to-america-what-took-so-long-t9035.html#p141641 Boy genius, 8, invents test for qualifications for President http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/boy-genius-8-invents-test-for-qualifications-for-president-t9037.html#p141634 Fri, 25 May 2012 03:41:47 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Boy genius, 8, invents test for qualifications for President ThePeoplesComradeIt's on the front, right under the picture. (Hope this helps) vote donor.jpg Glorious! <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/boy-genius-8-invents-test-for-qualifications-for-president-t9037.html#p141634">read more ...</a> Statistics : 12 Replies || 1293 Views Last post by New Paradigm New Paradigm People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/boy-genius-8-invents-test-for-qualifications-for-president-t9037.html#p141634 The Tool On The Hill http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/the-tool-on-the-hill-t9014.html#p141632 Fri, 25 May 2012 03:34:43 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/" title="People's Karaoke">People's Karaoke</a></h5> The Tool On The Hill I too am a fan of Sergio Mendes' renditions of psychedelic Beatles tunes, my dearest Comradess Pamalinsky. I have always maintained that their version of "I Am The Walrus" (Yo soy El Walrus) is a most underappreciated masterpiece As is your song, Comrade Director. At times I have been negligent in giving all equal praise for your work, but it has been so prodigious lately I can't keep up. Is it possible the recent availability of sewer rat in our rations accounts for this <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/the-tool-on-the-hill-t9014.html#p141632">read more ...</a> Statistics : 3 Replies || 224 Views Last post by Callmelennie Callmelennie People's Karaoke - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/the-tool-on-the-hill-t9014.html#p141632 Glorious! The PEOPLE'S BRATFEST! http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-the-people-s-bratfest-t9042.html#p141630 Fri, 25 May 2012 01:51:38 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Glorious! The PEOPLE'S BRATFEST! The expansive nature of John Dewey’s educational philosophies allows students to explore their potential to its fullest extent. If you are only using your mind to think, you are wasting the people's resources. <img src="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/13764" alt="john dewey.jpg" /> <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-the-people-s-bratfest-t9042.html#p141630">read more ...</a> Statistics : 4 Replies || 361 Views Last post by ThePeoplesComrade ThePeoplesComrade People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/glorious-the-people-s-bratfest-t9042.html#p141630 Biden Interview: Details of the Gutsy Raid http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/biden-interview-details-of-the-gutsy-raid-t9046.html#p141626 Fri, 25 May 2012 01:38:49 GMT <h5><a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/" title="People's Blog">People's Blog</a></h5> Biden Interview: Details of the Gutsy Raid <img src="http://thepeoplescube.com/red/images/clipart/Cone_of_Silence/Cone_of_Silence_MrEd.jpg" alt="" /> Well done, DevGru. We know who the real men are in real life. <a href="http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/biden-interview-details-of-the-gutsy-raid-t9046.html#p141626">read more ...</a> Statistics : 3 Replies || 259 Views Last post by Komissar Blogunov Komissar Blogunov People's Blog - Digest http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/biden-interview-details-of-the-gutsy-raid-t9046.html#p141626