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COMRADES!

The least conscientious of you may ask: if the revolution is a historical necessity, can’t it come about anyway without your personal sacrifice? The answer is "no!" Just like no clairvoyant has ever won a lottery, no historically inevitable revolution has ever occurred without sacrifices on the part of historically progressive classes. Those lazy comrades who take historical necessity for granted shall learn the hard way that a warm T-Shirt before the revolution is better than a cold shovel afterwards!

The great dialectical paradox of anti-capitalist revolution is that it requires an investment of certain capitalist exploitation units (dollars). For that purpose our Artist Union members have designed a couple of politically appropriate must-buy T-Shirts which are now available for proletarian acquisition (sale) ahead of schedule!

The people’s products shall be distributed on first-come-first-serve basis to Party members. Everybody else look around the block for the end of the line.

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* Only the sizes marked in red are to be ordered. The other sizes are being reviewed by the Central Planning Committee for inclusion into the next Five Year Plan.

  • ( XXL ) Party Hero
  • ( XL ) Eminent Apparatchik
  • ( Large ) Exemplary Worker
  • ( Medium ) Collective Farmer
  • ( Small ) Toiling Intelligentsia
  • ( Petite ) Patrice Lumumba Peoples’ Friendship University Student

While in line, chatting is encouraged. Our agents are listening.

T-Shirt: WHo Is John Kerry?


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100% Cotton T-Shirt
Hanes Heavyweight T 5280 (5.6oz)

$19.99

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T-Shirt: A Century of Failure


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100% Cotton T-Shirt
Hanes Heavyweight T 5280 (5.6oz)

$19.99

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Quantity:
 
A warm T-Shirt before the revolution is better than a cold shovel afterwards!
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