As we all know, The Chairman has been neglectful of his Politburo duties since June 21st, 2009 (Year 99 Juche Era).
During this serious absence, the party has suffered near fatal setbacks
HOW THE HELL ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN 76% DISAPPROVAL OF THE OBAMESSIAH?
What if the Mime™ finds out about this poll?
This is a serious breech of Voter Counting and as we all know, making sure ALL VOTES are counted properly was Meow's purview.
There have also been rumors that he failed his duties in the Honduran election.
The question remains; where is he?
With serious sadness, I have to announce, let the backstabbing begin.
Please form a circle and draw your pistols.
What is more disturbing is Punchenko's complete absence from the collective. Excluding some bizarre accident or religious conversion, I am most concerned about re-establishing the Chairman's, er, political reliability.
Of course comrade, in the absence of his strong leadership, agressive and ambitious party leaders will attempt to exert their influence to improve their position. We must be extra vigilant of such behavior to preserve the common good.
Seems the poll and the Chairman have disappeared.
Could there be a counter-revolution to the revolution?
There's been a rumor that he's fielding the emails at firstname.lastname@example.org
Maybe he is doing his job?
We'll just have to follow the money.....and the hookers....and the booze.....and the blow....and the Hummels.
The Chairman must be doing his jab, er... I mean job.
I am happy to see Sociali.... (*looks down, grits teeth, thinks of korrekt phrasing) , I am happy the government can still take over the oil companies.
I did notice a slew of brothels springing up around DC, perhaps the Chairman's Obama Loot™ is getting a hoot!
On further note, and with profound consideration, I think comrade Mousey Tongue killed the Chairman!
Or perhaps it was Commissar Elliott's troll....
Next the dumb trio, Obumbles. Poloski, and Reidless, will focus on the world of next Tuesday, or at least Free Ice Cream Thursday....
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