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Comrades, I am doing my part to fight income inequality!

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Dearest Comrades, you may have noticed, or not, a distinct lack of activity on my part.

Do not take this to mean I am not treading water fighting! As one of the guilty class of white males, I have been doing my part to reduce the amount of money I earn in order to bend the curve down and bring misery equality to us all!

Consequently, I have had to increase the number of hours spend gleaning chaff for errant grains, and have also been tending to the lovely beets which now grow on what was once my meager yard.

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Comrade Supper, it falls upon me to ask this most grave of questions - is your beet garden Party approved? All forms properly filled out and stamped and unreadable ditto copy returned to you?

I dearly hope so, comrade. I truly do.

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A People's THANK YOU to you, comrade Supper, for your tireless effort to the cause. Now. Back to work.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Supper, it falls upon me to ask this most grave of questions - is your beet garden Party approved? All forms properly filled out and stamped and unreadable ditto copy returned to you?

I dearly hope so, comrade. I truly do.
Glorious was the day when Commissar Vilsack's decree was handed to me reminding me of my duty to use the land which belongs to all for the good of all. I am allowed to keep 10% of the Monsanto® PeoplesBeets® which I am able to produce over the quota for the people. I lift my shovel high, and march ahead to Next Tuesday!

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Supper…is your beet garden Party approved?

Anyone operating a private beet garden is obviously a kulak and must be liquidated. I hereby:
  1. Congratulate Kommissar Vilsack for rooting out an Enemy of the State™.
  2. Denounce Comrade Supper and have reported him to his local kommissar for said liquidation.
  3. Denounce Comrade R.O.C.K for failure to denounce Comrade Supper.
  4. Denounce Comrade Presidente for congratulating Comrade Supper.

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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:
R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Supper…is your beet garden Party approved?

Anyone operating a private beet garden is obviously a kulak and must be liquidated. I hereby:
  1. Congratulate Kommissar Vilsack for rooting out an Enemy of the State™.
  2. Denounce Comrade Supper and have reported him to his local kommissar for said liquidation.
  3. Denounce Comrade R.O.C.K for failure to denounce Comrade Supper.
  4. Denounce Comrade Presidente for congratulating Comrade Supper.
Comrade Pigvin. It was indeed Commissar Vilsack who ordered me to till my the peoples lawn for production of GMO beets. I suggest you tread lightly if you wish to avoid "said liquidation" yourself. Your transgression has been duly noted, catalogued, and reported.

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PolPotLuckSupper wrote:Comrade [highlight=#ffff00]Pigvin[/highlight].

I'm sure your report on this comrade 'Pigvin' will be well received, comrade. And I'm sure that the murderous bastards dedicated servants of the KGB NKVD will enjoy tracking this comrade down, whomever he/she/ze/zie/xe/xie/e/ey/per/hu/it* may be. I'm quite certain they've already added 'Filing A False Report' to your list of crimes.

*All right- left-thinking comrades are required encouraged to click here for a complete list of Party-approved Preferred Gender Pronouns™. Now 10% more oppression-free!

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Perhaps your eagerness to cast doubts on the validity of my state mandated beet crop made me think of a little pig.

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Comrade PolPotLuckSupper we welcome your collective ideas and ideology, it is your race we Americans are so offended by. Southeast Asia is a cesspool of Capitalist Bourgeoisie what with your farm shrimp production and all disguised as Socialism. But no need to defend yourself.


 
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