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Obama Toys

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Our Obama Toy prototypes (inspired by the Twitter campaign) have finally arrived from our Union toy factory (we had to wait for the minimum wage strike to be over.) I think these will be very effective at indoctrinating the Universal Pre-K students, don't you?

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I like those Bratz Bratz's Bratz'z - whatever - Comrade Olga. Are they squirrel size and do they come with an air pump?

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Easily Baked Oven

Biden's Big F'n Wheel

Nerf Gun W/ Straw Buyer

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Our Kommon Kore Kommittee appreciates your most equal Kontribution.

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And to follow The Party's™ and FLATUS' Healthy Eating for Healthy Children Program, we'll be serving 26 year old brats.
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RED CHINESE WHISPERS:- The game where you can denounce ranchers, Teabaggers, traditional marriage supporters and gun owners in complete secrecy. Fun for Obama voters of every minority group!


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Community Organizing: Start down the road to Fundamental Transformation™! This DNC-approved version of the classic Candy Land game features the class struggle that leftists adore. Do you want to be Gloria Steinem or Bill Ayers? Chose your radical leftist icon and then fight your way along the road to the hallowed halls of academia, the heights of popular culture, and the U.S. Capitol! Let your Political Correctness™ soar as you make your way to the White House to win! Includes game board, choom rolling papers, autopen-signed copies of Dreams from My Father and The Audacity of Hope, and instructions on voting 'Present'. Ages 12 & up.

Social Justice Pursuit: For the first time ever, Trivial Pursuit question cards cover one topic with questions adjusted for three social classes: oppressed minorities, LGBTQIA, and priveleged white males. You only need answer the question calibrated for your social class to move down the road, and only priveleged white males need answer correctly. And that's not all. Special zones along the road allow you to redistribute income, boycot evil corporations, and more! Celebrating the spirit of 'Yes We Can!', Social Justice Pursuit™ is triple-plus-good fun for all races, sexes, and classes of people with extra political correctness, extra diversity, and three levels of questions!
Auditing: In the Auditing game, you get to be the IRS agent and force Tea Party activists to cough up ever more paperwork and answer increasingly intrusive questions in order to delay their tax-exempt-status application indefinitely! Use any means at your disposal including demanding copies of any and all social media postings and coordinated harassment with other federal agencies. But be careful! If your efforts to root out corruption int he political process are leaked to the media you'll be placed on paid administrative leave and subpoenaed by Congressional Republicans! The last player left without a subpoena in their name wins!


 
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