During this week where we are obligated to endure the religiosity and intolerance of the Christophilic practitioners of homophobic, wedding-cake-denying fascism, I once again take refuge in my favorite BO-spel verses.

While some comrades favor the story of how The Leader created jobs for 5000 from the loaves and taxes of only 300 million, others enjoy the story of how The One spared Sandra The Hoyalene from the slut shaming of Rushbo, high priest of the Bag-hendrin by saying, "Let he who is without the taint of white, male, Christo-centric, heteronormative bigotry cast the first aspersion."

Myself, I enjoy the passages from the early, simpler years of The One's ministry when He first began to reveal Himself to us ......


"Now it came to pass that on the 83rd day of the ascendancy of The One that The Leader ventured forth from The Hill to the Town of George near the River Potomac to address the Catholics. But when He entered their temple and saw the graven and stained images behind His prompter, He became greatly angered -- Woe unto thee, O Catholics. How shall I speak here, for you have made My House into a den of religiosity and dogma. For it is written

I am The One thy Bam who leadeth thee out of the wilderness of the Bush years, there shall be no false gods behind me.

And lo the Catholics were rebuked and the idols were covered. But even as The One departed they spoke amongst themselves; "Do we not now this man's absentee father? Is he not Barack, the Marxist apparatchik from the land of Kenya? Was not his step-father of four years Lola the Jakartite Muslim? How can he say such things?" And thus their hearts were hardened.

Now after a period of 32 days, again didst The One venture forth to speak to the Catholics at their gilded House of Mary, called Our Lady, which lay at the South Bend of the River Joseph, near the Sea of Michigan. And the Catholics brought their children so that they might hear Him. But the Pharisees of anti-choice bad them to remove their children from the presence of The One. But when Hussein saw this, He was greatly displeased and said unto them

"Suffer the young graduates to come unto Me, for such is the era of Change. Assuredly I say to you, whoever does not receive My message with the reasoning of a child shall by no means be a part of it." And the youthful multitudes gave praise saying, "Behold, this is the Bam of Saul who taketh away the shame of the Bush years. Happy are we to be called to His address"

And again were the Catholics of anti-choice rebuked. And lo, The One responded to the young graduates saying, "Blessed are the peacemakers who deny extreme words about the Right of Choice, for surely they will be known as Friends of the One." And lo, The Scribes, led by Matthews, called The Chris, looked upon these words and knew that they were thrilled. And then didst the multitudes of English and Comparative Lit and Women's Studies graduates come unto The One to ask, "Bam, how shall we pray?" And the One did answer

"When you pray you shall use the words the Rahm has given you -- Oh Bama, who art the POTUS, "Blessing"* is Thy name. Thy Health Care come, Thy Change be done, in the House, as it is in the Senate. Give us this day our dose of guilt , and berate us our trespasses, just as you embrace those who trespass against us. And lead us not into free market solutions, but deliver us from Palin. For Thine is the Congress and the Courts and the sycophantic, boot-licking media forever and ever, Hope-Change."

Then The One departed, pausing only for a second to cleanse the garments of a Bagger

This is the word of Rahm

*(literally, Comrades)

Callmelennie wrote: "When you pray you shall use the words the Rahm has given you -- Oh Bama, who art the POTUS, "Blessing"* is Thy name. Thy Health Care come, Thy Change be done, in the House, as it is in the Senate. Give us this day our dose of guilt , and berate us our trespasses, just as you embrace those who trespass against us. And lead us not into free market solutions, but deliver us from Palin. For Thine is the Congress and the Courts and the sycophantic, boot-licking media forever and ever, Hope-Change."

This deserves a Kremlin vist!

We are blessed to have such a Oly leader amd so many dedicated scribes, such as Matthews the Chris, to recode record the many miraculous events associated with Dear Leader.

Hey 'Bama Ho 'Bama 'Bama 'Bama Ho
'Bama Hey 'Bama Ho 'Bama
Hey BO, BO won't you save my soul?
'Bama Ho 'Bama Hey Superstar

A most equal and mediocre weekend to all.

El Presidente wrote:A most equal and mediocre weekend to all.

How did you know of my mediocre weekend, Comrade El Presidente? You must have "visions" of the future like almost like but not like Dear Leader! HIS are flawless - without equal.

Captain Craptek wrote:How did you know of my mediocre weekend, Comrade El Presidente?

Since the glorious anointment of Lord Obama every day has been a mediocre day, Captain.
A vision I did not have. I simply reasoned that Obama's equal distribution of mediocrity did not get past you.

Live short and unprosperous, Captain.

El Presidente wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:How did you know of my mediocre weekend, Comrade El Presidente?

Since the glorious anointment of Lord Obama every day has been a mediocre day, Captain.
A vision I did not have. I simply reasoned that Obama's equal distribution of mediocrity did not get past you.

Live short and unprosperous, Captain.

I'll drink to that! And to mediocrity for its own sake. (slurp) And to the late Comrade Heller for noting that;

Some men are born mediocre,
some men achieve mediocrity,
and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

(Slurp....)

You may well be flippant and hooliganistic on this Equal Sunday, Comrades Kraptek and Presidente. As for me, I shall be singing the Leader's praises this glorious Equal Sunday morning at the First O-natarian Church of The One



Barack of New Age, correct for me
Let me hide the truth of thee
Let the malice and falsehood
From my boomer pride which spewed
Be of Rush a double cure
Safe from Palin that's for sure

Not the baggers of this land
Can forestall The One's demands
They for Bush cannot atone
Thou must act and act alone
In their hearts no Hope they bring
Simply to their guns they cling

While this fraud I do abet
As we buy up votes with debt
When this country's overthrown
And we mold for thee a throne
Barack of new Age, correct for me
Let me hide the truth of Thee

Amen.

And Amen.

I feel reborn changed, comrades - yay, filled to overflowing with the hope and joy of the One!

...and His O'liness took the cup of koolaid, blessed it and said "Take, drink, all of you...."

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:And Amen.

I feel reborn changed, comrades - yay, filled to overflowing with the hope and joy of the One!

I am sorry to hear about the overflowing. If flush mechanism does not work, try a litter box. (Be sure there is litter in it, of course.)

As I sit in quiet contemplation on this Equivalent Thursday of Most Equal Sunday weekend, savoring my favorite BO-spel verses .. I stand in amazement at the intransigence of the Christofascist cake-deniers.

For, as The One has repeatedly pointed out, there is no precedent for this baked goods fascism, even in their so called "Scriptures" For was it not at the wedding at Gay-naan, that their so called "Christ" turned five loaves into a ten tiered wedding cake?

And was this not done at the request of Mary the Antoineen who said plaintively to The Christ, "They are not gay for they are out of wine; shall we let them eat cake?"