Comrades!!

We have received reports that the Enterovirus have given people the stiffles, breathing problems, and sometimes paralysis. One child died after receiving such disease.

Dear Leader says it is not Polio so here goes the answer to your question, comrades. If you have such disease, the People's Hospital shall send you to the nearest People's Iron Lung.

No comrades, the illegal immigrants did not bring in the disease. It's Bush's, the Rethugicans', and the Teabaggers' fault. Dear Leader told me so.

Forwards!!!!

Gee, whouda thunkit that open borders would cause problems! colour me amazed!

oh, wait a minute... the necro-voter numbers will rise dramatically. every problem provides a new solution to an old problem... <<<sigh>>>

It is not fair that only kids from poor, third world countries become sick with Enterovirus and Polio. Dear Leader has rectified this wrong.

Evil Smiley wrote:

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It is not fair that only kids from poor, third world countries become sick with Enterovirus and Polio. Dear Leader has rectified this wrong.

Yes indeed, all hail to Dear Leader for spreading the wealth around. And now tuberculosis is back as well, and new and exciting ebola has finally made its entry. Perhaps next we will once again have leprosy in the land.

RedDiaperette wrote:

Evil Smiley wrote:

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It is not fair that only kids from poor, third world countries become sick with Enterovirus and Polio. Dear Leader has rectified this wrong.

Yes indeed, all hail to Dear Leader for spreading the wealth around. And now tuberculosis is back as well, and new and exciting ebola has finally made its entry. [highlight=#ffff99]Perhaps next we will once again have leprosy in the land.[/highlight]

No sooner said than done! This must be true cause I read it in Slate:

Diseases that are endemic to other countries are not always the same ones that we face in the United States. This is a medical observation, not a political one, and it is the reason immigrants who enter this country [highlight=#ffff99]legally[/highlight] face rigorous screenings in advance of entry for sexually transmitted diseases, active tuberculosis, new strains of influenza, leprosy, cholera, and plague.

Read further and find it's not so for illegals and the recent wave of unaccompanied children flooding the southern border.

Also, avoid a guy going by the name of Arman Dildo. He may be a carrier.