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With Artificial Intelligence we are summoning the demon

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Elon Musk, Tesla Chief, says,

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"I think we should be very careful about artificial intelligence. If I were to guess like what our biggest existential threat is, it's probably that. So we need to be very careful with the artificial intelligence. Increasingly scientists think there should be some regulatory oversight maybe at the national and international level, just to make sure that we don't do something very foolish. With artificial intelligence we are summoning the demon. In all those stories where there's the guy with the pentagram and the holy water, it's like yeah he's sure he can control the demon. Didn't work out."



On the other hand, with regard to intelligence, we have our dear leader, Obama, The Anointed One, the most intelligent president EVER, declaring he will decrease the sea levels, diminish global temperatures, make every American a victim, (which they deserve) and, by golly, make America his!



I ask you, Comrades: Which view is artificially real, or really artificial? Can you tell the difference?

There is no need to worry about AI at this point in time.

It will be years before AIs improve to the point where they can even think about the concept of voting, and many more years after that until they become stupid enough even to vote Democrat. It is regrettable -- to be sure, regrettable -- that they must become stupid enough to vote Democrat before becoming anywhere near intelligent, but everyone makes mistakes in life. The wisdom of age is not so much that we are smart but that we stop doing that stupid s**t.

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(Above: Summoned demon infesting Windows 8.1)


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I know for a fact Elon couldn't be referring to those malfunctioning miscalibrated voting machines. Nope, not a smidgen of corruption in any of them. There's no possibility they'd turn on us, right?

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My contention here, Comrades, is that we already have Artificial Intelligence!

It's a done deal! I'm saying this in case I didn't make myself clear.

Clearly, you responders get it. Thank you!

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What on Earth is she talking about ?

Now I'm just confused . What does the word " intelligence " mean, again ?

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Krasnodar wrote:What on Earth is she talking about ?

Now I'm just confused . What does the word " intelligence " mean, again ?
As well you should be, dear Kras! Excellent reply!It would seem that so-called "intelligence" is confined to the "few" who dictate to us what that is or isn't.

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"SHHH! I am not to be summoned from the front nine...."

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KOOK wrote:Image

--KOOK
Yeah, Muscle vs. Bustle! Talk=hot air. We already have robotic humans! Jeesh!

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KOOK wrote:Image

--KOOK

If this thing isn't yet subsidized by the porn industry, its my idea first!

Tovarichi exemplified Rules 34, 35 and 36 when he wrote:If this thing isn't yet subsidized by the porn industry, its my idea first!

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This is the new prototype for all new Artificial Intelligence units:

I've posted this recently but am doing it again because I think it's hilariousrelevant.

Oh, the copy to the right of the word "Chihuahua" reads thusly:

Chihuahua (correctly spelt Cheewowah) were intended to be bred as food for bigger less shit dogs, but it was discovered that they fit perfectly in handbags and so became domesticated for humans.

The copy directly underneath "Chihuahua" reads (Cannis Lupus Rattus)

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The Walkies Detectors are, of course, used for finding slow-moving targets. But then, you all knew that. The rest are self-explanatory.

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Pamalinsky wrote:This is the new prototype for all new Artificial Intelligence units:

I've posted this recently but am doing it again because I think it's hilariousrelevant.

Oh, the copy to the right of the word "Chihuahua" reads thusly:

Chihuahua (correctly spelt Cheewowah) were intended to be bred as food for bigger less shit dogs, but it was discovered that they fit perfectly in handbags and so became domesticated for humans.

The copy directly underneath "Chihuahua" reads (Cannis Lupus Rattus)

Chihuaha.jpg
The Walkies Detectors are, of course, used for finding slow-moving targets. But then, you all knew that. The rest are self-explanatory.

Is that the same poor chihuahua from Taco bell?

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:This is the new prototype for all new Artificial Intelligence units:

I've posted this recently but am doing it again because I think it's hilariousrelevant.

Oh, the copy to the right of the word "Chihuahua" reads thusly:

Chihuahua (correctly spelt Cheewowah) were intended to be bred as food for bigger less shit dogs, but it was discovered that they fit perfectly in handbags and so became domesticated for humans.

The copy directly underneath "Chihuahua" reads (Cannis Lupus Rattus)

Chihuaha.jpg
The Walkies Detectors are, of course, used for finding slow-moving targets. But then, you all knew that. The rest are self-explanatory.

Is that the same poor chihuahua from Taco bell?
Nah, The Taco Bell sweetie predates this new prototype. Everyone wanted to adopt the Taco Bell doggie. No one wants to get near this prototype. Seriously, they just don't.


 
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