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President Obola to ban Ebola from US shores.*

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In still further UN-Presidented moves Comrade Obola [Democratic National Communist Party chairman and President] has announced emergency stimulus funding for one of the biggest public works projects in history. If he is able to get the Rethuggican(spit) congress to go along, the US Army Corp of engineers will begin erecting signs along the shore strictly forbidding Ebola from coming in the country from the Atlantic or Pacific Oceans. The 10 Trillion dollar project will also boast the economy over the next 10 years in the areas of sign construction, tree removal and sand painting

In a Golf cart press conference at the first tee, President Obola reversed his earlier decisions to import the disease and declared that Ebola is no longer welcome to come into the US over it's pristine shores and thus will be banned from doing so.

President Barack Barackovich Obola declared that this is a win-win for everybody [except Ebola]. “No longer will there be an incoherent protocol on Ebloa, this day we are beginning the process to stand athwart the shore and tell Ebola that it will stop here and go no further” [at least that's what the TOTUS had him say]

In his talk with media stenographers before his next fundraiser/campaign stop he stated flat out that just as with the success with banning guns from schools and other locales….. despite all the shootings that take place in said zones… he is sure that giant signs along the coast will halt Ebola in its tracks

*Note ‘from US shores' this means that will be perfectly free to stroll across the border UN-fettered by RACIST!!!! Travel bans and discriminatory ‘Quarantines'

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We assume, of course, that such signs will be printed in multiple languages to avoid raaaacist assumption that all must speak English. Oh, no, wait, printing signs in various West African or other languages would also be a raaaacist assumption, i.e., that West Africa, et al., are sources of bad things. Oh, dear, such a quandary. We must immediately fund a commission to investigate the problem.

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Yeah! That'll work! Just BAN it! Done deal! Next?


 
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