As you know, the Japanese stepped up their technology and started making tomato dispensing robots. They are way ahead of the game now. We must catch up with our own invention. A robot that feeds our comrades beets while working on the field. It is called Appetit-Beetan ™ .

You are wondering, why do we need such? Well comrades, it is for our production and getting an equal advantage, but mostly for production. Our productions has been going down and we tried filling those problems with more people. This may be the new way we can bring up beet production.

Forward!

I agree, komrade H&L. I am sure Komrade Glorious Leader is right now shifting government grant funded uni-wersity research and development from pond scum gasoline production to robots that can shitdispense beets. Perhaps the robots can even be installed in windmill powered "high speed rail" trains to shit dispense beets to passengers!

This project is vital to the kollective! If there are not enough beets there will not be enough beet vodka! And then only the beets will be pickled.

Well, we need to give an equal chance for all applicants to register their ideas for Appetit-Beetan ™ . It does not mean we have not started yet, but if we need some more inputs and pictures, it shall be appreciated.

Although not as portable as the Japanese Tomato Launcher, the Mechanized Repeating Beet Launcher or M.R.B.L., is a concept worth exploring to get us closer to overcoming our kapitalist nemeses. FORWARD!™