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Proof that Hillary will be president

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Comrades! It seems as though that evil kapitalist <spit> wasteland known as Amazon lets us see into the future, all the way to 2021. A crew aboard the USS Hillary Clinton, including Prince Harry himself, will go back in time to 1942 into the glorious era when Dear Leader Stalin was in charge.

So there we go, Comrades. Hillary will have a ship named after her! She must therefore win America's popularity contest or buy enough votes in 2016.

Deal with it, white Hispanic racist rethug Ted Cruz (who could even be a Cuban agent and not be "for the white side" as Comrade Whoopi courageously warned)! And let Whoopi see your birth certificate!

So, Comrades, we now see the future. Forget about the deluge of rethugs that will soon be announcing their presidential runs. After all, what difference at this point does it make?

They're probably building USS Hillary Clinton as we speak. Hillary's server farm will likely be upgraded with actual security and used as the main computer system for this glorious ship.

The glorious World of Next Tuesday will be here before long.

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Comrade Vlad Linen, Hillary's ascendancy was preordained and written down onto ancient druid tablets which were buried deep under the tomb of the unknown statist long ago. This was done to prevent hapless mere mortals from questioning her legitimacy. However, with this glorious piece from Amazon, this will no doubt in my mind, stir up the battle beyond the general state of hopelessness due to that racist Martin O'Malley who is defying her rightful place in history by announcing his intentions. History, Ten Commandments, Constitutional Laws, Election Laws are just merely suggestions for people of her stature in order to speed through these red lights for the sake of democracy and a place for Bill to wander about. While it might take more than self righteous screaming in front of Senate committees in order to win the deserved love and affection and to receive forgiveness from Iran, this just might be the ticket to reach out to all those ignorant to the simple fact that she can be trusted with our future. I am quite sure that when she wins the White House, those people who stabbed her in the back will have their prehistoric skulls handed to them and will be forced have the golden opportunity to enjoy an elegant cruiseto uncharted waters aboard the USS Hillary Clinton. Yes after all "what difference does it make"?

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Clear this up for me, Comrades. Half Kenyan trumped white womyn and a white disabled veteran, then 4 years later trumps a white Mormon guy, and now the white womyn who got whipped 8 years ago is going to trump the Kanadian high-spanic guy and the White native Amerikkan womyn?

Is there a list of priorities of extra equality awarded by oppression?


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Comrade Trashmouth, this does present a logistical problem. How can a high figure in our party be considered a racist when they are more equal than others by virtue of their high status in our party? On the other hand, Comrade O'Malley is challenging glorious Queen Hillary AND is challenging our current Dear Leader for being "President O". Since all prior presidents don't really matter (beyond honorable mentions for Lincoln and Saint FDR), what is the list going to look like? Obama, O'Malley? This is confusing to have a "double zero O". As Dear Leader is infinitely better, people might confuse O'Malley with Obama. We can't have that. Simply put, we must find some information on O'Malley and release it to <spit> Rush Limbaugh <triple spit> so he can blab it all over the radio and that would end his political career. Did he cheat on his wife? This is normally not a problem for our party (but we consider it a problem for rethugs) and is expected, but not when you get in the way of Hillary...


Comrade Ivan, most equal point. We need to create a new government department to develop regulations and flowcharts for how this works. I recommend 100 people at six figure salaries, each with a staff of 10 people at mid five figure salaries. See that? Dear Leader has instantly created 1,000 new full time permanent jobs! Who said he isn't fixing the economy?


Comrade Hammer and Loupe, not only is this a sign that Hillary will be president, but it is also proof of man made climate hysteria change. When Hillary becomes president she might fix this problem by just shutting down electricity for the peasants and confiscating their cars.

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The Dept. of Instant Minority DNA Uplift and Maljustment DIMDUM konstantly komputes and updates the National DNA to korrectly asses the proper entitlement for the current kritical minority. Todays corrected most equally entitled minority are those of Finnish/Liberian/Pygmy extraction. All Kom Rads are directed to comply and check hourly for updates. The Party is seeking suitable candidates who meet DIMDUM qualification. quote="Ivan the Stakhanovets"]Clear this up for me, Comrades. Half Kenyan trumped white womyn and a white disabled veteran, then 4 years later trumps a white Mormon guy, and now the white womyn who got whipped 8 years ago is going to trump the Kanadian high-spanic guy and the White native Amerikkan womyn?

Is there a list of priorities of extra equality awarded by oppression?[/quote]


 
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