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Brain implants: read the People's Cube without a computer

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We are starting a voluntary process of giving brain transplants for Next Tuesday project. Our new technology is going to enhance communication between comrades without them even having to move their mouths, leading to a massive advancement in labor productivity by eliminating the need to use face muscles while talking.

A selection committee will find and process the victims volunteers for the experiments gifts we plan to give to our selfless comrades. Not only will you be considered a hero of your community, but you will be able to browse the Internet and read the People's Cube, and post comments without even owning a computer. Isn't it most equal? The technology has not been tested yet, so you have to put it in your brain to see what's in it for you.

The exciting virtual world of The Matrix is around the corner!

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Browsing the Internet with an implant in our brains may indeed give us 'God-like' super-intelligence, but I worry about all the pop-up and layover ads, redirects, and unauthorized downloads of malicious spyware, malware, and trojan viruses. That could slow down my brain, potentially leading to a permanent blue screen of death and require a complete reformatting.

If my job is Secretary of State and I use my brain to send emails, can it be hacked by agencies from the Motherland and will I get into trouble for wiping my brain clean? Or will I have to submit the content of my brain for examination by Congress?

Also, if an immediate brain connection to the Internet can give us 'God-like' super-intelligence, will the comrades at Google who aspire to control available information and promote only the korrekt fakts, become super-gods who control the lesser god-proles? And who will appoint the super-super-gods to watch over the super-gods? And what will be the status of those who appoint the super-super-gods?

That's on the one hand. On the other hand, porn addiction will never be the same. Talk about an increase in labor productivity when no one can see what you're browsing during work hours.

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Red Square wrote: Or will I have to submit the content of my brain for examination by Congress?

That's on the one hand. On the other hand, porn addiction will never be the same. Talk about an increase in labor productivity when no one can see what you're browsing during work hours.

What worries me is that my brain may be subjected to the pornographic fantasies of Congress.

There is a reason for separation of "church" and state.

Some things are better left unknown.

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Praise Google Godgle for breathing knowledge into our brains to replace the vacuum of ignorance previously known as free will:

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The result will be safer people to ride in safer cars:

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--KOOK

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The article on brain implants is well written. Very wisely has it been said they will be like a new creation. Memories will have vanished and these will be blank slates. I can't remember what the benefits of either are. I will volunteer myself before the committee volunteers me.

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General Confusion wrote:The article on brain implants is well written. Very wisely has it been said they will be like a new creation. Memories will have vanished and these will be blank slates. I can't remember what the benefits of either are. I will volunteer myself before the committee volunteers me.

Sounds an awful lot like Jiffy-Lobo to me. Damn those capitalists and their copyright laws! They always take our glorious ideas and call them their own. There must be some way to prevent this theft of the People's Intellectual Property!

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General Confusion wrote:The article on brain implants is well written. Very wisely has it been said they will be like a new creation. Memories will have vanished and these will be blank slates. I can't remember what the benefits of either are. I will volunteer myself before the committee volunteers me.

Thank you for volunteering yourself for the cause. You are the first one of many who will be given the gift. Your commissioner will help you through the process.

Red Square made me think 'D'oh!' when he wrote:If my job is Secretary of State and I use my brain ....

This particular combination seems unlikely.


 
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