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Tim Kaine will not be your next president; Hillary will

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New York - How many unsealed pickle jars must Hillary open to convince you that she is fit to lead us to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday? The health-related questions coming from the mainstream media are deplorable and the perpetrators shall be dealt with in due time.

After all the counter-revolutionary things the media said about Queen Hillary, one might think all is lost and we may never see our coveted abuela again. Not so fast, comrades. The first hyena running for president hasn't lost her last tooth yet. The Brotherhood and Kaine are still running strong; they will secure her coronation.

Rumors that Kaine has poisoned Hillary to get the position do not constitute the current truth, nor have they been approved for dissemination.

Instead, the approved current truth is that she will be the healthiest ruler of the world, while little Timmy will be by her side licking his Dum-Dum lolly (which the Party will inspect for traces of poison as long as he behaves).

This will be a finale to die for. Anything else is a deplorable lie.

NOTE: This current truth may or may not be current by the time of publication. Subject to change without notice.

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