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For the Children: Pelosi's constituents ban chocolate milk

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Racism. Pure and simple racism... and White Milk Privilege.

San Fran schools ban chocolate milk despite conflicting reports on student health

Other studies came to the same conclusion, including a 2009 study by the American Heart Association that found both flavored and plain milk provide health benefits for students without weight gain.

Students, meanwhile, seem to prefer the option of white or chocolate milk, though some told the news site they would drink either one.

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Statement from Comrade Peloski's office: "We need to ban the chocolate milk to find out what's in the chocolate milk."

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I always wondered, does the chocolate milk come from the chocolate cows? Or do the cows grow up to be chocolate if they're raised on chocolate milk instead of the regular one?

One thing I do know: a lot of chocolate cows will be disenfranchised by this decision and may soon become an endangered species. We must organize, resist, protest, and raise awareness about how much we care about this issue.

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I believe the exact quote, as translated from Pelosish to the American was:

"We need to ban the chocolate milk to find out what's in the chocolate milk. Therefore we should.....have....have not....ehh........have shen the....the uh....ponics and let President Bush know we will not....not......give the moment of languish.....language....lang.....ummmm....for the children not to be fat. Oh....and because Russia."

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Red Square wrote:I always wondered, does the chocolate milk come from the chocolate cows? Or do the cows grow up to be chocolate if they're raised on chocolate milk instead of the regular one?

If an adult white cow starts drinking chocolate milk and turns into a chocolate cow, is this transracialism (obviously good) or racial appropriation (obviously evil)? I nominate Rachael Dolezal to head a new division within the USDA to investigate the issue.



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It's just a damn shame that Nancy Pelosi's mother and grandmother didn't have access to Planned Parenthood.

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Red Square wrote:I always wondered, does the chocolate milk come from the chocolate cows? Or do the cows grow up to be chocolate if they're raised on chocolate milk instead of the regular one?

One thing I do know: a lot of chocolate cows will be disenfranchised by this decision and may soon become an endangered species. We must organize, resist, protest, and raise awareness about how much we care about this issue.

CHOCOLATE LIVES MATTER!

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I denounce cis-flavored milk, and the choco-phobic lacto-centric elitist robots listening to Nanski Peloski. <spit>

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We had a delicious chocolate cow until Ivan traded her for some magic beans!
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So white-privilege milk is now a Good Thing and milk of color is now a Bad Thing? Oh dear, I simply cannot keep up with the Current Truth™ any more.

And wait ... was it not just recently that dark chocolate was said to be a Good Thing for one's health? You know, right around the time coffee and eggs went from being Bad Things to being Good Things? Or was it when butter went from being a Bad Thing to being a Good Thing? Of course that was yellow butter, not white or brown butter, although brown butter did make a showing in Foodie circles for a while....

It is of no use. I must go to Jiffy-Lube with a suitable vodka bribe donation and plead for a replacement lobe.

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White milk privilege at its finest. If people enjoy, ban! What could possibly go wrong with prohibition of any kind?

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I am as confused as our esteemed Diaperette del Rojo.

Post Katrina, New Orleans deigned to become a chocolate city. This was fine then, is it now verboten to desire to become such? Should cities now desire to become "white as milk"?

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Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:...Should cities now desire to become "white as milk"?
I fear Salt Lake City Utah and Bozeman Montana are early starters in this purge of persons of color. A curious inversion of the wildly successful policy of bringing the glories of Sharia to Michigan and Minnesota. Comrades, we may be watching the evolution of current truth! These are heady times indeed.


not your komrade mama's beet root burger...

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To me it is clear that the underlying issue is Bovine Exploitation! Should we not raise awareness about Bovine Exploitation? Start with The Children™. Get into the elementary schools and educate children about cows and how peaceful they are and how the evils of kapitalism slaughter 93 million cows a day.

You forget the diktat of the Kommisars: Cows may not supervise each other to prevent collusion.

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...how peaceful they are and how the evils of kapitalism slaughter 93 million cows a day.
In Kentucky alone. It takes a lot of beef to feed Maxine Water's 900 billion Kentuckians.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:In Kentucky alone. It takes a lot of beef to feed Maxine Water's 900 billion Kentuckians.
Comrade Waters is running for President so that those 900 billion Kentuckians will not go without health insurance or hamburger. She even has a campaign slogan:

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/0 ... tions.html

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Komrade Ulyanov's Earwax wrote:You forget the diktat of the Kommisars: Cows may not supervise each other to prevent collusion.

This does not apply to Moochele Obama. She is more equal than others. The proletariat have the right to an ample supply of Big Macs™ and only Moochele can lead the way as a People's Kommissar™!


have ya notice that this photo of her majesty, what in the kollective unit is she looking at?
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is there Lenin with his log exposed? Or is she practicing her "look" for when she gains the presidency of the USSA?

Now, if a certain agitprop artist we all know and love and transpire to be was to put this fascist piece of facewear,
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would it be... could it be... was he reincarnated as a woman? a black woman, hell bent for leather to take revenge because of beets?
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After all, 700 Billion Ky voters can't be wrong!

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Comrade Svyet wrote:
have ya notice that this photo of her majesty, what in the kollective unit is she looking at?
maxine_waters_98244_c0-403-4251-2881_s885x516.jpg
is there Lenin with his log exposed? Or is she practicing her "look" for when she gains the presidency of the USSA?

Now, if a certain agitprop artist we all know and love and transpire to be was to put this fascist piece of facewear,
mustoche.png
would it be... could it be... was he reincarnated as a woman? a black woman, hell bent for leather to take revenge because of beets?
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After all, 700 Billion Ky voters can't be wrong!

Comrade Svyet,

Maxine "Troubled" Waters isn't looking at anything. She's unconscious.

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Chairman Meow wrote:
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I say, Drink your big black cow and get outta here!

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Chairman Meow wrote:
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I say, Drink your big black cow and get outta here!

Wow! I thought I was responding to Margaret and Pinkie. I was sooooo wrong!

Whose editing this place?


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I need some guidance as I am confused and need to be told what to think of all this:

If
Brown cows produce chocolate milk (the science is settled)
And if
Nestles' Quicktm is added to white milk to make chocolate milk (not fake news)
Then
Brown cows are dehydrated to create Nestles' Quicktm then stirred (vigorously) into white cows milk to make chocolate milk NOT for the children? (brown cows matter)

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Oh dear me, it suddenly occurs to me ... What will Obamacare's Pajama Boy do without his hot chocolate?


 
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