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How do we stop the Teflon Don?

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Comrades! What is to be done?!

No matter what we try to tag on this illegal, uncouth boor of a president, nothing will stick!

We called him a pervert who paid Russian prostitutes to piss on Obama's bed...and the proles yawned! We had news progs bleating about the desecration of this Holy Place, a bed once graced by the beautiful ears of Greatest President Ever and the ample buttocks of the Most Beloved First Lady Ever, for weeks. At high volume. Constantly.

And what did the MAGAbots do in reply? They pointed out that the story was false, fabricated by a discredited former British spy and paid for by the DNC...and the proles believed the truth (I mean actual truth, not the Current Truth as determined by the Party) when they heard it! We had the Outrage Amplifier turned up to 8.375 on that one and the only people outraged were the low-level Party Prog-proles who already know we have always been at war with East Asia. (Or have never been at war with them? I get mixed up sometimes.)

We tried to make him Vladimir Putin's rent-boy, accusing him of rigging the election with the help of the Evil Russians (not the Good Russians like Stalin) who hacked the DNC server that Hillary most definitely did not notice sitting in her guest bathroom (she thought it was the ghost of Ted Kennedy making those clicking and whirring noises). We even got Congress to appoint a special investigator.

So far he's been unable to do anything except prove all the allegations false (and open up lines of questions we did NOT want opened....some quite radioactive, if you catch my drift).

We accuse him of being racist and he points out that "Mexican" is not a race and only citizens should get to vote.

We called him a sexist and marched on Washington with our pussy-hats aglow...and the Proles actually laughed at us!

We accuse him of being antisemitic and he points out that his daughter, her husband and their three children are Jewish. And he lets this Jewish son-in-law be one of his top advisers (proof that he is colluding with the Israelis against the Palestinians and colluding with the Russians against the Syrians, or something like that). Still nobody believes he's antisemitic!

He fired James Comey, the worst thing ever done since Hitler literally instigated the Watergate Cover up...and the proles yawned!

We've had celebrities, CELEBRITIES, I say, denouncing him on Twitter for using Twitter for political purposes, denouncing him on Twitter for scaring them, denouncing him on Twitter for being a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, climate denier who is going to kill us all with his policies on a global basis next week IF WE DON'T ACT NOW!

And how do the proles repay the loving kindness of their Hollywood betters? Summer Box Office receipts are down a full 12% over last summer! It's almost like the proles are finding some other way to spend their entertainment dollars. Don't they know that they are supposed to kiss the boot that kicks them in the teeth? And don't even get me started about the betrayal shown by NFL viewers!

We screamed that he was courting nuclear Armageddon when he refused to follow the wise accepted Obama/Clinton doctrine of kissing Kim Jong Un's ass whenever he threw a temper tantrum. And what did that little turd do? HE SOLD US OUT! We were all ready to march in the streets in support of one of the last True Communists and the childhood idol of many Progressives, and as soon as Trump stood up to him, he backed down!

We're doing all we can with the Charlottesville situation, but honestly it looks kind of grim. There were some bloggers there who are spreading what has to be a lie: That the Antifa protesters may have instigated the violence.

I ask you, does that make any sense? Can anyone point out one single instance of the Antifa or the Black Block committing an act of violence? Of starting a fire? Of torching a car? Of busting windows, pepper-spraying people, throwing bottles of human waste, or blind-siding somebody with a club and beating the ever-living shit out of them? The very idea that these peaceful Antifa protesters could even consider resorting to violence is preposterous.

Yet even with the screeching headlines and demands that the President denounce everyone opposed to the removal of Confederate monuments who was within fifty statute miles of Virginia as a White Supremacist Enemy of the People, by name and individually, it's starting to look like this one won't stick either. For example, Chelsea Handler's call to arms ("It is time for all the generals that trump has appointed to declare him unfit for office. He is unfit and unstable. This is madness.") has not generated the hoped-for military coup.

So I ask you, Comrades...What is to be done?

Maybe we could accuse him of having sex with illegal space aliens and having a bat-boy love child with bigfoot....

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I concur, comrades! We must put thoughtcriminal Trump on a People's Show Trial.

Not the whiny and inefficient show trial that the weak socialist media puts on every day since last November. I mean a STRONG Communist Show Trial that would put fear in the hearts of people's enemies!

Please submit your strong trumped-up charges, comrades!

I submit that Trump is a Russian-Nazi spy sent to America by Molotov and Ribbentrop as part of the cabal of white nationalist fascists (the Mussolini faction) who have successfully dismantled the people's rule in Russia and elsewhere, and are now trying to dismantle the communist rule by the proper people here in America.

As evidence I offer the undeniable fact that Trump has built an underground tunnel from the White House in Washington, D.C. to his Trump Tower in New York, which tunnel is also connected to a previously constructed underground passage that penetrates the Earth's core and ends in the Kremlin in Moscow, Russia.

That passage was built during the 2016 presidential elections to allow millions of neo-Nazis from Russia and elsewhere to sneak into America, vote for Trump, and then sneak back to Russia unnoticed, also carrying with them items they otherwise wouldn't be able to buy because of the international sanctions.

In a related accusation I bring to your attention the fact that thoughtcriminal Trump likes to refer to his current residence as "the White House." The WHITE House! This proves once and for all that he is a white supremacist. At no time in history has our presidential palace been referred to as "the White House"; it only started with Trump and must end with him. If your books say otherwise, that's because they have been written and published by white people who are all latent racists (except for the credentialed Party members).

Trump will, of course, deny all of this and call it fake news, but that will only prove his guilt. Because why would he lie if he weren't a thoughtcriminal? And since he lies, he must be show-tried, impeached, and sentenced to execution by a circular firing squad made of his closest associated. If they refuse to participate, they will thus prove their own guilt and must follow the same fate.

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Also, a way to stop Trump is to turn him from the Teflon Don into a Velcro Don. The rest is easy.

All we need to do now is find out how exactly to accomplish that.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Maybe we could accuse him of having sex with illegal space aliens and having a bat-boy love child with bigfoot....
Can we accuse him of having sex with a Russian space alien every time he flies his private jet? In fact, all of Trump's planes are serviced and piloted by Russian space aliens who rotate their personnel by entering and leaving the aircraft through an invisible roof chimney...

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Can we accuse him of having sex with a Russian space alien every time he flies his private jet? In fact, all of Trump's planes are serviced and piloted by Russian space aliens who rotate their personnel by entering and leaving the aircraft through an invisible roof chimney...
There is quite a lot of evidence-based information in this statement: for example, Trump does fly in a jet sometimes. By current media standards this quote is rock solid news. If it's on CNN tomorrow, I would not even blink.

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Update - Just in . . . CNN publishes photo of ANTIFA Charlottesville protester...

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Also, a way to stop Trump is to turn him from the Teflon Don into a Velcro Don. The rest is easy.

All we need to do now is find out how exactly to accomplish that.


I am pretty good with a needle and thread. I could make him a suit. It will cause him to T-Bone when all the fake news suddenly sticks!




 
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