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Investigative media report Dictator's mental test results!

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Known for progressively investigative hyperventilation and unprecedented professional standards, the world-acclaimed flagbearer of Kfality Shurnalizm opened the salvo:

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Secretly taken, the shot shows POTUS in "Mein Kampf" mode, as he wrests with the - now famous - mental test's Cube Conundrum.
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The obvious doubt (c'mon, how is this Trump?) was foresightfully addressed by the illustre organ:
The Gray Lady wrote:In accordance with our rules of professional conduct, the facial traits and other personal characteristics were visually redacted in the clandestinely taken picture, so as to not infringe on Mr. Trump's personal rights.


Next, CNN entered the fray presenting their shurnalistic booty:

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Later in the program further details, snatched by "our dependable source", were displayed:

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Wolf Blitzer explained the kinky coloring. "Well," he said, "Mr. Trump insisted on being given an orange crayon" to document his mental efforts. "Orange is his favorite color", he added.

Understandably, that exposé caused a shock among the progressive community of our planet.
It appears that a worldwide protest movement is now in the making, united under a new symbol - an orange CLOCKY CAP.



And further shards of Trump's mental prowess were coming to light. Vox, the leading organ of Shurno-Listing, got its hands on this:

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Ezra Klein, Vox's spiritus movens, splained: "Of course, a 'this and that' isn't an answer here.". He continued: "The number of objects in any given set is always a single figure, a digit. In this case, it's 3.5 of course."



Meanwhile, Washington Post published this mental treasure:

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WaPo's David Weigel explained: "Yes, Dr. Ronny L. Jackson (who conducted the examination) started to register Mr. Trump's answers himself, electronically. Just to simplify the procedure." Asked, Mr. Weigel added: "Yes, the President insisted on Dr. Jackson's notes to also be taken in orange."



Finally, also WSJ published a piece:

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An anonymous but confirmed WSJ opinion (Strassel? Henninger? or Taranto?) states: "Well, our President is fully right here. Don't misunderestimate Mr. Trump. And remember the glorious art of his Mar-a-Lago flagpole deal*."

* Unfamiliar? See e.g. here. The single sentence with the first appearance of the keyword <hill> represents the very core of Trump's brilliance in this case. (the hill advisedly created, as base.)



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Now it's out! Apparently, all the facts above were gathered by Michael Wolff (he of Fire and Fury fame). Intrepid investigator Wolff, disguised as a fly, managed to pass the militaristic guards of_ the Walter Reed NMM Center in Bethesda, MD, and enter the Mental Examination Room. Here, heroically clawed to the wall, he took notes and snapped all the pics. Et voilà!


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Komrades, how can we trust a dude who dabbles in genetic RRRAAAAAcism, exactly like Hitler did?
Why aren't there already doctors' show purges?

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Further disclosure (by Huffing and Puffington Post)!
Dr. Jackson (marked), as he pss-ychiatristically monitors POTUS' exertion:

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Audience (hooting): C'mon, this doesn't pass even the laugh test. And it can't be from that clown, Wolff, clawed to the wall and snapping pics, just see the NYT pic above!

HuffPost (puffing): Yes, yes, but there was also another investigator, peeking through the window - opposite Wolff's wall! - and disguised as a squirrel. He snapped the pic!

Dr. Jackson, asked for comment, said: Absurd, wrapped in grotesque, inside idiocy. C'mon, anyone knows it's Escher.

Meanwhile, Mueller's investigation abruptly veered off. It goes now after Trump's newly identified Kremlin contact - a mysterious "Escher".

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We knew what we were getting with the MTE, the perfect specimen of health, fit as a fiddle because we all know you never believe your lying eyes in the glorious world of Next Tuesday.



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I got 50 kopeks, a half slice of not too moldy bread, and (almost) two beets that says its too complex for the Donald ...

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Trump was so impressed with Dr. Jackson's Cube-trickery that he ordered in all TRUMP Cassinos "From now on, to win the jackpot, this here figure must be rolled!" :

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Dearest Komrade Genosse Dummkopf,
Such a most equal post! Most exemplary equal!

Since I know you are partial to German stuff, what with being German and all, I would like to redirect you to another most equal post by callmelennie on the esteemed Peoples Cube called Neologisms for Inclusion into the 2100 Biden Webster Dictionary.

You must scroll down toward the end to get the German stuff. It's new! And, I think you will enjoy it and possibly have something to add.

https://thepeoplescube.com/post218315.html#p218315

Your pal,
Pamalinsky


 
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