Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:I hope that you and the rest of those watching will respect Mrs. Potiphar's privacy and not read Genesis 39:7-12.

Ancient Egyptian postmodernist philosophers issued a joint statement declaring that while the Hebrew Torah can't be believed because objective truth doesn't exist, Mrs. Potiphar's unsubstantiated allegations are entirely credible because in sexual interactions between men and women, men always lie.

Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:I hope that you and the rest of those watching will respect Mrs. Potiphar's privacy and not read Genesis 39:7-12.

Ancient Egyptian postmodernist philosophers issued a joint statement declaring that while the Hebrew Torah can't be believed because objective truth doesn't exist, Mrs. Potiphar's unsubstantiated allegations are entirely credible because in sexual interactions between men and women, men always lie.

People's Attorney Michael Avenatti's cover of Simon and Garfunkel:

(Avenatti's voice):
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Potiphar
Jesus loves you more than you will know, Wo wo wo
God bless you, please, Mrs. Potiphar
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose

(And so on...)

To paraphrase that great People's Hero Lavrentiy Beria, show me the man, give me more time, and I will produce scads of progressive women who will eagerly testify that insert conservative victim's name here Judge Kavanaugh molested/touched/fondled/groped/tickled etc. me.

I think this is the right moment to make this statement...

I too was molested by judge Kavanaugh in the past. I was abducted on his space ship to a meteorite circling Alpha Centauri, the star that's nearest to earth after the sun. There he abused me in ways I sadly do not remember.

I demand - nay, COMMAND - NASA to send an immediate space expedition to find evidence in the next solar system. While we are waiting for evidence (it's about 4 lightyears away) - I suggest we place this "KKKavanaugh" in a re-education camp.

I have good news comrades!!! I have it from reliable sources on Comrade Senator Frankenfeinstein's staff that her Thought Gestapo™ investigators have someone ready to come forward and claim that the perverted, misogynistic, Kavanaugh pinched her on the arm when he was in kindergarten! I am confident this will be the end of his Supreme Court nomination!

Minitrue wrote:I think this is the right moment to make this statement...

I too was molested by judge Kavanaugh in the past. I was abducted on his space ship to a meteorite circling Alpha Centauri, the star that's nearest to earth after the sun. There he abused me in ways I sadly do not remember.

I demand - nay, COMMAND - NASA to send an immediate space expedition to find evidence in the next solar system. While we are waiting for evidence (it's about 4 lightyears away) - I suggest we place this "KKKavanaugh" in a re-education camp.

You know, Minitrue, that was one of the most awesome comments I have ever heard!

Minitrue wrote: I demand - nay, COMMAND - NASA to send an immediate space expedition to find evidence in the next solar system.

Comrade,

while I understand your sentiment and I see your point, I must remind you that His O'liness, Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) refocused NASA from space exploration to the research and celebration of the contributions of his our Mooslimic comrades, and moved the space exploration budget to support the Biden 2020 campaign.

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:And only men lie. This is universally true except when the man is pro-choice, in which case the accuser is just one in a series of bimbo eruptions.

Or if the man has any women testifying as to his innocence; you can't trust those lying whores.

In a town not far from Boulder, Co., an area man is running a hand-written version of the People's Cube, and has angered neighbours with his various signs. His latest one says, "Judge Kavanaugh is being gang-raped by Democrats." His community is upset because the truth hurts.

Neighbors upset over controversial Kavanaugh sign posted by Longmont man

Since this post seems to be a submission free-for-all I wish to post the following:

I composed this:


Glenn Reynolds composed this:

I thought you all might find this humorous. Certainly could use some!

Love, Pammie

p.s.: Remember that Mattis is the the guy who could unscramble eggs, so this is quite credible!