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Pelosi: Trump Should Have Fired Mueller in 2017

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House Majority Leader and America's Sweetheart Nancy Pelosi today condemned President Donald Trump for his lack of fiscal responsibility during the Mueller Investigation.

Speaking to a group of Democratic backers in a strip-mall parking lot, the Speaker lashed out against the spendthrift President's failure to fire Special Investigator Robert Mueller in the first three months of the investigation.

"Mueller spent over twenty-five million taxpayer dollars on an investigation that the President knew to be based on false accusations, yet the President did not use his executive authority to put a stop to this wasteful spending," said Pelosi. "He simply sat back and let the Special Investigator plow through a mound of money knowing full well that the investigation would produce no evidence of his wrongdoing whatsoever."

The Speaker pointed out that as the chief of the Executive Branch, the President has the authority to fire personnel in the Justice Department, and that Mueller was an obvious waste of time and effort which Trump should have terminated. She further leveled the charge that the President had done so for partisan political reasons.

"The President knew full well that the Democratic Party was deeply invested in the Mueller Investigation, anticipating a political bombshell at any moment that would allow us to finally and fully discredit the results of the 2016 election," the Speaker reminded her audience. She was outraged that the President allowed the Mueller investigation to continue, as it ultimately blew up in the DNC's face. "Mr. Trump has weaponized the Department of Justice to use against his political enemies," she declared, "He knew that Mueller's failure to find any evidence of collusion would reflect badly on the Democrats, the Never-Trumpers, and the News Media. He made the conscious decision to waste taxpayer dollars on an investigation he knew would fail, just to embarrass the opposition party."

In her closing comments, Speaker Pelosi hinted that Congress is considering the appointment of a new Special Investigator to examine allegations from an anonymous source known only by the code name "PNG" that Robert Mueller received kickbacks from White House staffers to continue the investigation and thus further damage the Democratic Party image.

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Brain-in-a-Jug,

Now I understand why such a large glass jug is needed to hold your brain. Except for you, none of the rest of us normal-sized-brain progs could possibly have possessed the intellectual acuity to recognize what ostensibly came quite easily to you, but as often is the case, the correctness of answers deduced by our top leaders become immediately obvious to those of us with lesser brains. Not even the brilliant mind of AOC could have conceived the actual truth. Perhaps our Millennial brethren (and sistren) need to re-think their reliance on AOC for their thought-leadership. No doubt the Republicans will fail to recognize how they've been rope-a-doped by Pelosi having so ardently (and for so long) demanded that Trump not fire Mueller and having thereby set-up them and Trump to enable her to now hit this hole-in-one when Mueller inevitably delivered his "nothing burger." Obviously, AOC was just as gullible in believing the set-up as were the Republicans.

Now that she has shown how she's capable of four-dimensional chess to accomplish more than what we progressives routinely achieve by three-dimensional chess against the Republicans' checkers strategies, we need to figure-out how to help her appeal to the Millennials who have fallen in love with Bernie and AOC. We need to persuade Pelosi to now condescend to the level of Millennials to explain to them how her (and our) slow-motion socialism will arrive sooner than AOC's high-speed approach. It's been working well for us for decades, but never before has the potentially largest voting bloc been composed of people with the attention-span of mosqitos who thereby lack the patience for our historically proven success in boiling the frog.

--KOOK

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Nope.
Pelosi Should Have Fired Müller, in 1855: Pomeran, zuruck, zuruck!

(..? what? Pelosi wasn't there, 1855? says who? just look at her above.)


[OFF] You both brains, the "-in-a-Jug" and the "normal-sized-", you are truly brilliant.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.

You both brains, the "-in-a-Jug" and the "normal-sized-", you are truly brilliant.
forelock tug to ALL the above.Jackalopelipsky#BR 549

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I must agree with that stupid bitch Congresswoman Pelosi. Terrible waste of the taxpayers money. <crushes beer can on forehead>


 
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