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Dearest Bin al Komrades,

I'm confused of late. Just when I thought that we were going to be celebrating the party here in the United State, it seems Islam wants a piece too. I kant say it's all that different, so maybe I shouldn't be worried, but I did find this CommunIslamic promotional piece that I wanted to share with you. It seems both groups are united in hate.



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The intersectual overlap to the utopia beyond nihilism and out into something completely new is almost unnerving in its simplicity.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:The intersectual overlap to the utopia beyond nihilism and out into something completely news is almost unnerving in its simplicity.
Those were my thoughts exactly the other day when I saw this picture.

[img]/images/various_uploads/Muslim_Ass_Seethrough_Burka.jpg[/img]

BTW, was that a Freudian slip or did you misspell "intersexual overlap"?

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It seems yon damsel is missing a Freudian slip.

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(brilliant work of some internet-genius kulak:)


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... and now from Communislam to (planetary) Islammunism :

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Red Square wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:The intersectual overlap to the utopia beyond nihilism and out into something completely news is almost unnerving in its simplicity.
Those were my thoughts exactly the other day when I saw this picture.

[img]/images/various_uploads/Muslim_Ass_Seethrough_Burka.jpg[/img]

BTW, was that a Freudian slip or did you misspell "intersexual overlap"?
Red Square, everything is Freudian in the interSECTual utopia of Communislam.

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Red Square wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:The intersectual overlap to the utopia beyond nihilism and out into something completely news is almost unnerving in its simplicity.
Those were my thoughts exactly the other day when I saw this picture.

[img]/images/various_uploads/Muslim_Ass_Seethrough_Burka.jpg[/img]

BTW, was that a Freudian slip or did you misspell "intersexual overlap"?
Dear leader Sultan Bin Sheebah Bin al Red Square, where did you get this picture of Mrs. Stalinthe3rd? I thought it was lost to history. Thank you. But a bigger question I imagine Komrades are wondering (no attempt to be cheeky) - Does the gold curtain match the uterus shaped under-niqab?

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JosephStalinthe3rd wrote:... Does the gold curtain match the uterus shaped under-niqab?
Komrade al-Yusuf bin al-Fisar wa al-Yonofitkh 'aw al-Tsugashafili: Our Kommunislamically inclining Kollektive is doubleplus-appreciative of your aesthetico-scientific inquiry into the matters of coloristic harmony.

BUTT. (um.. Freud, slip, oomph)
BUT.

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JosephStalinthe3rd wrote:... But a bigger question I imagine Komrades are wondering (no attempt to be cheeky) ...
In stiffly Khomeinian mood, I would say:
While cheekily wondering at shiny al-Treasure of Gold Curtain of al-sayidat Yusufa al-Stalini al-3rd, bigger questions than that simply fail to materialize... _(oy!)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote: While cheekily wondering at shiny al-Treasure of Gold Curtain of al-sayidat Yusufa al-Stalini al-3rd, bigger questions than that simply fail to materialize... _(oy!)
Not so, not so ... there remains the serious question of whether the nether-niqab fully covers the hair.

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I'll never say the words "cheeky monkey" the same way again.

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I wasn't going to show you this, butt - Sister Rafikah al-Kaff ul -Khabib TLaaYiib and I became married last year after an arrangement between our families. My Abu told her Ummi that it would be and it was.
In this pictogram she turns her head like an owl and let's me know she accepts our arrangement. Ahhh.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote: While cheekily wondering at shiny al-Treasure of Gold Curtain of al-sayidat Yusufa al-Stalini al-3rd, bigger questions than that simply fail to materialize... _(oy!)
Not so, not so ... there remains the serious question of whether the nether-niqab fully covers the hair.
How korrekt, Komrades. Words of a Wise Katina.
Ever need all other genders species to at last see the full Light of Revolutionary Truth.

(we penis-swingers: left to our own devices, we can't grab the Fulltruth.)
(see: even Komrade Direktor, budyonovka and all, cheekily monkeying around.)

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JosephStalinthe3rd wrote:... My Abu told her Ummi ...
... while Abu and Umm were al-Brodah and al-Sistah, too - ja?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.. al-Brodah and al-Sistah, too - ja?

Comrade, while Europe is far more progressive and tolerant in so many ways, this relationship is still frowned upon.

Here in Amerikkka, we have a safe space for such budding romance. We call it West Virginia, (Fun Fact: statistically tied with Alaska for incest...).


Now you can impress your co-workers and friends at parties with such golden nuggets of smart.

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I have a friend living in West Virginia, and she pronounces it as "West Vagina."

Just another golden nugget of smart to impress your co-workers and friends at parties in Europe.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.. al-Brodah and al-Sistah, too - ja?

Comrade, while Europe is far more progressive and tolerant in so many ways, this relationship is still frowned upon.
We make an exception for Ilhan Omar, who married her own brother. In her defense, she did it for immigration purposes only. And since the Most Current Truth states that immigration laws are irrelevant, that makes her a progressive hero.

Going back to our earlier discussion of intersectuality, which is an academic discipline studying intersections... The real intersection of Islam and Progressivism is not Ilhan Omar. It is this picture of an "intersectual overlap to the utopia beyond nihilism and out into something completely new," which is "unnerving in its simplicity."

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"Some people did something" - Ilhan Omar's Freudian slip - pales in comparison with a picture of "somebody wore something without a slip."

Stoning at eleven. Popcorn at the halal concession stand.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.. al-Brodah and al-Sistah, too - ja?
Comrade, while Europe is far more progressive and tolerant in so many ways, this relationship is still frowned upon ...
Well... al-Brodah and al-Sistah a no-no-no...
Even in Texazistan, otherwise proud of its moo and baa al-Cattle herds. (no al-Camal yet?)

Butt.. butt.. al-talib Tlaib and al-amor Omar surely have al-sinsouc Cousins (still not with a full quad of al-Wifiyah), to please them with al-couscous at daytime. And (as ve Chermans say )__ al-kuss-kuss in al-1001 al-Arabiyan hours, too?


Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... Here in Amerikkka, we have a safe space for such budding romance. We call it West Virginia, (Fun Fact: statistically tied with Alaska for incest...).
Red Square wrote:I have a friend living in West Virginia, and she pronounces it as "West Vagina."
Just another golden nugget of smart to impress your co-workers and friends at parties in Europe.
ha! I vill impress co-comrades al-Uwrubiyans with your shiny nugget of al-Askan al-Fagina Fest!


KOMMUNIZLAM VILL SIEG HEILAL !


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Red Square wrote:
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.. al-Brodah and al-Sistah, too - ja?

Comrade, while Europe is far more progressive and tolerant in so many ways, this relationship is still frowned upon.
We make an exception for Ilhan Omar, who married her own brother. In her defense, she did it for immigration purposes only. And since the Most Current Truth states that immigration laws are irrelevant, that makes her a progressive hero.

[highlight=#ffff00]Going back to our earlier discussion of intersectuality, which is an academic discipline studying intersections... The real intersection of Islam and Progressivism is not Ilhan Omar. It is this picture of an "intersectual overlap to the utopia beyond nihilism and out into something completely new," which is "unnerving in its simplicity."[/highlight]

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"Some people did something" - Ilhan Omar's Freudian slip - pales in comparison with a picture of "somebody wore something without a slip."

Stoning at eleven. Popcorn at the halal concession stand.
Forelock tug from Jackalopelipsky to the Ultimate Leader, Red Square. If that ain't a picture of intersectuality that pushes well beyond nihilism and out into something completely new...the Wednesday AFTER achievement of the G.W.O.N.T. then we ain't paying attention to the road signs.endless forelock tug,Jackalopelipsky#BR 549

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And the intersectuality of the Wednesday coming after achievement of the glorious world of Next Tuesday is upon us, Comrades!!! Cheer and clap LOUDLY!!

CAIR is to protest Trump in Minn

"As 45 visits MN on Monday, we will collectively host a peaceful rally outside Nuss Truck and Equipment in Burnsville starting at 11:30am (anticipated time of arrival.)

Please come out and show your solidarity for all of our communities that this administration has affected and impacted.

This past week 45 has attacked Congresswoman Ilhan Omar by inciting violence towards her, her family and community.

[highlight=#ffff00]Our purpose is to stand in unity with Rep. Omar, and voice our collective values and ideals.
#WeStandWithIlhan
#IStandWithIlhan
We (Minnesotans) Stand in Unity for:
– Love
– Respect
– Equality
– Justice
– Democracy"[/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]
[/highlight]Amerikka is most definitely getting up, getting out....and well into something really NEW!

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jackalopelipsky wrote:... Cheer and [highlight=#ffff00]clap[/highlight] LOUDLY!!
Pretty sure, al-sayidat Yusufa al-Stalini al-3rd can do [highlight=#ffff00]that[/highlight] in abundance (and LOUDLY!!).
Butt.. does PBUH approve of such melodics? (whereass musics generally haram?)


P.S. If in doubt, consult Komradette Clara - our expert in clapping arse, pardon, arts.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... Cheer and [highlight=#ffff00]clap[/highlight] LOUDLY!!
Pretty sure, al-sayidat Yusufa al-Stalini al-3rd can do [highlight=#ffff00]that[/highlight] in abundance (and LOUDLY!!).
Butt.. does PBUH approve of such melodics? (whereass musics generally haram?)
Upon first arranged visit we spend evening in goat shed #666. I demanded She agreed to work on our marriage from that very first night. In the morning, while drink strong tea, Al Da'wah Jinn Weather Master report a thunder storm from the previous night. Butt no lightning...???

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JosephStalinthe3rd wrote:... report a thunder storm from the previous night. Butt no lightning...???
Hmmm... Sounds like Kommunizlam has its, well, fingers in that Climate Change Thingy.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
JosephStalinthe3rd wrote:... report a thunder storm from the previous night. [highlight=#ffff00]Butt no lightning[/highlight]...???
Hmmm... Sounds like Kommunizlam has its, well, [highlight=#ffff00]fingers in that Climate Change Thingy[/highlight].

Comrades! This post has gone off the intersectuality rails waaaay past station of the glorious world of Next Tuesday...and is hurtling onward to the following weekend. Look for atomic glow where the al-sayidat Yusufa al-Stalini al-3rd and wife honeymooned at goat shed #666 that some meteorologists report as merely early dawn butt lightening. Just kiss it and move on...but for Stalin's sake...wear some high voltage sunscreen.

Forelock tug to all the above ^^^^ Comrades,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... Cheer and [highlight=#ffff00]clap[/highlight] LOUDLY!!
Pretty sure, al-sayidat Yusufa al-Stalini al-3rd can do [highlight=#ffff00]that[/highlight] in abundance (and LOUDLY!!).
Butt.. does PBUH approve of such melodics? (whereass musics generally haram?)


P.S. If in doubt, consult Komradette Clara - our expert in clapping arse, pardon, arts.

You are giving me way to much credit Komrade. My only expertise is in being able to spot the ones with the most potential. That credit is only due to the fact that for one week in May a little Southern beach town, in my neck of the woods, becomes the twerking capital of the universe with street shows and competitions. (There are other competitions too but I won't mention them.) Miss Shear Burka Thong looks like she is in need of a little more poundage to get a good clap going.

If you need some examples of what makes a good twerk and clap go to YT and put in the magic words.

        Mystery item No. 2

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Comrade CIZ, Jackalopelipsky was not old enough by even YT standards to view those 'mystery' items. So, Jackalopelipsky poses the question - does such 'clap that' behavior add to the definition of manspreading? ???? If so, that means Males STILL get more. ????

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Comrade CIZ, Jackalopelipsky was not old enough by even YT standards to view those 'mystery' items. So, Jackalopelipsky poses the question - does such 'clap that' behavior add to the definition of manspreading? ???? If so, that means Males STILL get more. ????

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Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549


I'm not sure if I can answer those questions Komrade jackalopelipsky, but believe it or not this same 'clapping' town came to fame since the 1940s for SHAGGING. (Get your mind out of the gutter Komrade G.D. this is NOT the same shagging I have heard of across the pond.) This 'shagging' is easier on the eyes than 'clapping'. Here is a good example for it still goes on.......




Famous nostalgia song about it. Also easy on the eyes.


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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:You are giving me way to much credit Komrade. My [highlight=#ffff00]only expertise is[/highlight] in being able to spot the ones with the most potential ...
[highlight=#ffff00]That's[/highlight] exactly what I meant: Practical Expert1. Knows the outstanding facts of her/xir/his métier. Knows the weight of essential arguments. Firm grip on the shaky reality. Unshakable in forecast. Briefly: a must for TIME 100, if not outright a Nobel Prize.

1 as opposed to Expertual Expert.
Know nuttin', yet sketch a megalomaniac rejig of "everything", 10 years, $93 trillion only.
Or: Know nuttin', but splain anything, via progressively halal socialistic Kommunizlam.


SOME EXPERTS KNOW SUMTIN ! .KOMMUNIZLAM NOW !

Komradette Clara, sharpen your expertise: 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week = May 10-19 !

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... this is NOT the same shagging I have heard of across the pond ...
Though it's not "Yuropean shagging" - by Marx, it's truly elegant (hah! North-American tango?) -, Supreme "No jokes. No humor. No fun." Leader falls down on his knees, eyebeam towards PBUH... who thunders down to the realm of Ummah: Give me KOMMUNIZLAM or I give you all death!


Yurop - early Uralo-Caucasian shaggy twerk-work, however misguided:

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plus:

        Mystery item No. 4

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:You are giving me way to much credit Komrade. My [highlight=#ffff00]only expertise is[/highlight] in being able to spot the ones with the most potential ...
[highlight=#ffff00]That's[/highlight] exactly what I meant: Practical Expert1. Knows the outstanding facts of her/xir/his métier. Knows the weight of essential arguments. Firm grip on the shaky reality. Unshakable in forecast. Briefly: a must for TIME 100, if not outright a Nobel Prize.

1 as opposed to Expertual Expert.
[highlight=#ffff00]Know nuttin[/highlight]', yet sketch a megalomaniac rejig of "everything", 10 years, $93 trillion only.
Or: [highlight=#ffff00]Know nuttin', but splain anything[/highlight], via progressively halal socialistic Kommunizlam.


SOME EXPERTS KNOW SUMTIN ! .KOMMUNIZLAM NOW !

Komradette Clara, sharpen your expertise: 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week = May 10-19 !

Attention all Comrades, it's as obvious as mythical horned rodent Jackalopelipsky's antlers that G.W.O.N.T. has already occurred - everything means nothing and nothing means everything. Fact.

forelock tug to ALL,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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JosephStalinthe3rd wrote:
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I wasn't going to show you this, butt - Sister Rafikah al-Kaff ul -Khabib TLaaYiib and I became married last year after an arrangement between our families. My Abu told her Ummi that it would be and it was.
In this pictogram she turns her head like an owl and let's me know she accepts our arrangement. Ahhh.
OMG! She is being "treated" by the Islamic Exorcist! Alahu Akbar!

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Red Square wrote:
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Um, er, okay! That makes total sense that I cannot see. Oh well, NEXT!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:It seems yon damsel is missing a Freudian slip.
Ouch! The truth hurts!

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Look Komrades, I know this might seem trivial in the vast scheme of things that I cannot see but, I offer you this anecdotal episode in my life when I was searching for an appropriate lipstick color.

I was told, by a “friend”, that it might be nice to have a little touch of color to my lips in order to allay the inevitable fading of the “glamour” of my former face and my cheekbones.

So, I went on a quest to find the “right lip color” in many stores that line the streets of NYC.

I found it! Yes, I did! Wanting to be politically correct, and after many choices, I chose the color “Communism!” It was perfect! (A bit rancid now, but still usable)

This is a true story, and I, Pamalinsky, certify this is true!

Vote for Me! (Oops, I got sidetracked, sorry)


 
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