Mexico City -- In a surprising twist, the Mexican legislature resigned today and decided to replace itself with the Democratic National Committee of the United States.

The Office of El Presidente issued a statement claiming that California Governor Gavin Newsom has been appointed as the official successor to the Office of President, and Colorado Governor Polis as Vice President.

“It is just the right thing to do. The American Democrats are working harder for the Mexican people than we ever did,” the Mexican President's statement said.

Kommissar Brainiac, will the Texazistan Chamber of Commerce offer lobbying efforts for the new regime?

I have received no dispatches from the Kapitol in Austinabad. Of course Governor Abbot is a Rethugglikkkan, and doesn't really want my opinion.


Ambassador Ivan t. S.

oh, Ciudad de Mexico to become a ciudad santuario?
For pobres Americanos, trumpled out by Covfefe Hombre?

Because US immigration policy = Hitler....

Jawohl, Genosse Kalashnikook.
Like exactly historic.

Must force Covfefe Man to also put TRABAJO HACE LIBRE over his Beautiful Barrier.
And ze brooms for ze Grenzpatrol.