From Non-Human Resources: are dogs white supremacists?

4/22/2019, 6:28 pm

It is unfortunate that the hooligans known as Social Justice Warriors have jumped the rails by branding dogs as "White Supremacists." It seems that in their headlong, empty headed rush to hang the White Supremacy label on everything and anything, SJWs have expanded their perverse notion of inclusivity to animals.

If the SJWs can stoop this low in their effort to blame all social ills on White, Western, European, etc. people and institutions, they reveal that their absurd animus does not brake for animals, therefore they must be condemned for detaching themselves from reason and launching themselves into the boundless realm of the preposterous.

Dogs Branded ‘White Supremacist' as Social Justice Warriors Seemingly Run Out of People to Call Racist

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4/22/2019, 10:12 pm

Komrade C.O.,

What?! I have never heard so much B.S. in my life. I can attest that dogs are Dimocrats (AKA socialist, communist). If you need proof I can show you how living in the basement is equivalent to the COUCH.

4/23/2019, 4:16 pm

Fits right in with white supremacist dog whistles going off hidden in the song Edelweiss.

4/23/2019, 4:40 pm

Meet the Director of our Non-Human Resources.

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He/she/it is known for coining this phrase:

"Power to the People" is a divisive, speciesist term that implies human superiority and is part of a conspiracy to oppress and exploit non-human organisms.

Our non-human comrades deserve recognition in all spheres of life, especially the news media where they do the same work for only 73% of what human females are paid.

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We, however, should not question "The People's Cube" as a speciesist name. Because... Well, remember that memo on compartmentalization? That's why.

4/23/2019, 5:47 pm

Stay off the lawn is now stop colonizing on the lawn.

4/24/2019, 5:56 am

Wait a minute, what are we trying to accomplish here? Doesn't Nancy Pelosi already have a district full of feces flinging humans?

April 22, 2019 | David F. Coppedge

Leading Darwinist Advocates Breeding Humans with Chimps

New Attempts to Interbreed Humans and Chimps to Prove Evolution
by Jerry Bergman, PhD

https://crev.info/2019/04/leading-darwinist-advocates-breeding-humans-with-chimps/

4/24/2019, 10:01 am

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:Wait a minute, what are we trying to accomplish here? Doesn't Nancy Pelosi already have a district full of feces flinging humans?

April 22, 2019 | David F. Coppedge
Leading Darwinist Advocates Breeding Humans with Chimps
New Attempts to Interbreed Humans and Chimps to Prove Evolution
by Jerry Bergman, PhD

https://crev.info/2019/04/leading-darwinist-advocates-breeding-humans-with-chimps/

CIZ are you telling us that these Darwinist's may have secretly produced the very same humanoids inhabiting Nanny Pelosi's District?? The collusion is self-evident. Darwinist have been breeding human monkey mutants. Right under the People's State authoritative nose...and current Darwinist scientist claims, "No...we're just 'thinking about doing that." Who's accountable for this project? Who knew it? And when did they know it? We need a congressional investigation.

Jackalopelipsky

4/24/2019, 1:20 pm

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... Darwinist Advocates Breeding Humans with Chimps

"Laboratory"? "CRISPR-editing"? yech, why not take them chimps straight to al-Caliphate?

4/24/2019, 5:36 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote:CIZ are you telling us that these Darwinist's may have secretly produced the very same humanoids inhabiting Nanny Pelosi's District??

Who's accountable for this project? Who knew it? And when did they know it? We need a congressional investigation.

Jackalopelipsky

Humanoids in San Fran Nan's district is a 'Theory'. Or was it Zombies?

What is most curious is why do they need to prove 'chimp to human evolution'? If THE STATE said it happened, it happened and to think otherwise is a THOUGHT CRIME. Instead of spending $34. million to investigate why proles are thinking about something they shouldn't be thinking about we could put that money to building more gulags and re-education centers for these Thought Criminals.

Evil Drumpf will be the first resident since he thought about firing Mueller to obstruct the coup.

4/25/2019, 5:47 am

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:CIZ are you telling us that these Darwinist's may have secretly produced the very same humanoids inhabiting Nanny Pelosi's District??

Who's accountable for this project? Who knew it? And when did they know it? We need a congressional investigation.

Jackalopelipsky

Humanoids in San Fran Nan's district is a 'Theory'. Or was it Zombies?

[highlight=#FFFF00]What is most curious is why do they need to prove 'chimp to human evolution'[/highlight]? If THE STATE said it happened, it happened and to think otherwise is a THOUGHT CRIME. Instead of spending $34. million to investigate why proles are thinking about something they shouldn't be thinking about we could put that money to building more gulags and re-education centers for these Thought Criminals.

Evil Drumpf will be the first resident since he thought about firing Mueller to obstruct the coup.

CIZ, before treatment in the basement of this fine facility, Jackalopelipsky taught middle school remedial reading. It's the Darwinists at work creating human/chimp mutants. Feces flinging mutants inhabiting Nanny Pelosi's district is proof the Darwinist Scientist's statement that they are just 'thinking' about manufacturing human/chimp mutants has a chronological problem of at the minimum 30 years. !!! Explains everything, no??

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

4/25/2019, 6:48 am

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... Darwinist Advocates Breeding Humans with Chimps

Colonel Obyezyana, ain't that thrilling? I mean, in case you're like totally giddy for inter-speciesist amorous gymnastics coexistence, ja?

Just manipulate refresh your papers to make 'em show you being a Chimp, and then... Oh wait, it's not even necessary to bother your papers. Simply self-identity as Chimp, make a bee-line for that Darwinist Advocate, and volunteer.

... and what, wifey Washoe? C'mon, tell her "honey, it's for the Future of Humanity" and ".. for The Children, the Next Generation" and the like.

... huh, rolling pin? just banged your head with her rolling pin?
Uh, if so.. ha!, instantly self-identify as PBUH cultist devotee, jihad and all, then - pounding your chest - explain the Four Wives Principle, next roar: "Want a burqa be put on you?" .. Now soften, and gently pat her derrière... In a wink, she (plus her weapon) will be back at rolling pirozhki. "Banana-pirozhki and ananas kvass - don't stay too long at that Darkinist Avocado!", she will teasingly add.

Mystery item No. 1

4/25/2019, 12:50 pm

Leave my wife out of this; even now she's cooking up Grapefruit Borscht and Banana Stroganoff and I don't want to ruin a good thing by putting non-kitchen thoughts in her hairy little head. The last time I did that I had to rearrange the furniture three time in one hour, and then I noticed that she wasn't eating the lice while she was grooming me.

4/25/2019, 8:23 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote:... white supremacist dog whistles going off hidden in the song Edelweiss.

tja... supremacist dog whistles... Edelweiss...

You know, there is this Heidenröslein, by Johann Wolfgang Goethe
(Johann Wolfgang G is to poetry as Johann Sebastian B is to music).

Three verses, and recurring refrain:

Röslein, Röslein, Röslein rot,
Röslein auf der Heiden.

(Röslein is a diminutive, "lil' rose")

[/indentr][/indentr][/indentr]
... an obvious dog whistle for:

Russlein, Russlein, Russlein rot,
Russlein auf der Heiden.

Russlein is "lil' Russkie" (how supremacistic!), rot is "red" (is brown, the Nazi-red!), and
Heiden - why, off kours Goethe's supremacist dog whistle for "Heilhitlern"!

What else is (subliminally!) encoded in zat Cherman "poetry", I shudder to think.

Sauerkraut.. Kartoffelsuppe.. Schweinehund..

Mystery item No. 2

4/29/2019, 10:31 am

Attention! New Current Truth News on interspecies humans.

Oxford Professor Argues Invisible Aliens Are Interbreeding With Humans

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/0 ... nge-video/

"Dr Chi argued that “it is not only scientists and theologians, [highlight=#FFFF00]but also non-human species who appear to be greatly concerned about the survivability of the human species”."[/highlight]

It appears G.W.O.N.T. is tomorrow.

4/29/2019, 1:31 pm

As someone, who identifies as a cat (when I don't identify as a wombat, fluid speciesality, you see), I too detest this speciism!

4/29/2019, 2:52 pm

But wait...there's more on the Non-Human Resources Current News Track. Or this could easily intersectuality with "Some People Did Something" Gosh these boxed in categories are getting so confusing.

"On Friday, fisherman Joar Hesten took a dip in the frigid water and removed the harness. Inside the strap are the words “Equipment of St. Petersburg.”

The harness, which wrapped around the whales body and under its fins, “seemed to be for a camera or weapon,” the Guardian reported.

That drew suspicions from marine experts that [highlight=#FFFF00]the animal had been trained by Russia to do… something.[/highlight]

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/0 ... in-norway/

Between aliens getting interspecies with humans and beluga whales up to sumpthin' at the command of RUSSIANS!! Just give up now...it's all over but the cryin'...run..do not walk ..to Safe Space NOW!

Jackalopelipsky
you know the number..over and out.

4/29/2019, 4:52 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote:The harness, which wrapped around the whales body and under its fins, “seemed to be for a camera or weapon,” the Guardian reported.

That drew suspicions from marine experts that [highlight=#FFFF00]the animal had been trained by Russia to do… something.[/highlight]

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/0 ... in-norway/

We should ask Sister Massively Opiated about this. She herself had been trained as a military dolphin and then escaped into the ocean during Hurricane Katrina that hit her Navy base near New Orleans. In her own words:

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:I'm just a simple dolphin that the Navy turned into a highly trained and weaponized killing machine who now takes care of clean-up around the Cube, along with me and my pod... We have simple needs... like sardines, good coffee, classic punk rock and 80's retro tunes on Friday nights, and the occasional shipment of Polonium 210... a 'decommissioned' RQ-1 Predator or RQ-9 Reaper... a beamrider here or there... some replacement parts for the Tupolev (the requisition for which I put in LAST OCTOBER but you were all so wound up about the stupid election down there, like there's not gonna be another one in two years and then another in two more years... it's like all Americans do is have freaking elections... wouldn't it just be easier to do all the shit that needs to be done, yourselves?... isn't that what your consitution says, "for the people, by the people?".... dolphins just do whatever the fuck we want to... ... .. sorry... I'm just a bit frustrated cause I've been waiting for those parts for SEVEN MONTHS now and if Meow and Dr. P start getting into trouble, and as it's spring you know they will, then what the hell am I supposed to use to extract them with? Huh?... nobody ever listens to the dolphin... sorry... you know I'm grumpy when I just wake up...)... um... where was I?... oh yeah.. simply things... a new impact gun, a 300 psi air compressor, a radial fin saw, a Milwaukee SDS-max hammer drill, a Hepburn B232/05 embalming machine, what else... just your average dolphin stuff... and sardines... did I mention the sardines?

More here: The Only "Shovel Ready" is a "Shovel Sharpened"

4/29/2019, 10:57 pm

Speciesism was fun around here until the squirrel disappeared six weeks ago about the same time as Comrade Putout. It's not hibernation season either...

4/30/2019, 7:09 am

jackalopelipsky wrote:... Invisible Aliens Are Interbreeding With Humans

ha!
Now I see how those sudden neo-proles lounging around here in (western) Yurop come about.

4/30/2019, 8:38 am

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... Invisible Aliens Are Interbreeding With Humans
ha!
Now I see how those sudden neo-proles lounging around here in (western) Yurop come about.

You're blowing that dog whistle of white supremacy now, Genose Dummkopf. INVISIBLE aliens!! And that's according to an OFORD Professor...so we know it is TRUE...and not insane idea.

Advise all comrades to follow Happy Premise Direcktiff. Unless "happy" has been eliminated in your collective.

4/30/2019, 10:17 am

Ja, ja, INVISIBLE. (Yes, yes, I studied the Oxford Prof profusely.)

The Aliens are invisible, and they perform that Intersectional Interbreeding INVISIBLY, sure.
But the breed, the result, that is visible. Copiously. Looks alien, behaves alien, thinks (if at all) alien.

Vee haf ze La Grande Élection here, end of May, for Zyentral Komityet of EUSSR. And our betters - alack, all of a sudden so folksy, so caring, so empathic - pounce about how EUSSR's outer borders are save, and tight, and controlled, no worry folks, no worry. No, really - vee gif you our wörd.

But then - where are all those clearly alien neo-prole crowds hanging around here coming from? Ha?

That Prof, he better do samokritika and switch to Korrekt Science. The Aliens you don't see, and their sectual biz with humans they do invisibly, korrekt. But the - visible! - results of said biz they dump on Ze Planet, and above all into EUSSR, predominantly Chermany.

And vee hear things said about the south border of Amerikkka, too.....

4/30/2019, 11:23 am

I declare the People's Cube a sanctuary site for invisible aliens.

Is that the preferred nomenclature? Or is it "out of sight - out of mind" -> "Invisible lunatics"?

In any event, all are welcome here.

4/30/2019, 11:33 am

Should not "invisible" be more sensitively referred to as "of undocumented visibility"?

4/30/2019, 12:15 pm

RedDiaperette wrote:Should not "invisible" be more sensitively referred to as "of undocumented visibility"?

RD, the OXFORD professor teaches class his documented proof that not just scientists...but also theologians are concerned about invisible alien's CONCERN for the future of humans. That's all the documentation necessary. Refer to Professor's student's notes of presentation...sort of like Comey notes on meetings with the Russkie, Trump. All the documentation necessary to secure job through investigation, because---Because there is no evidence IS the reason we must investigate and pen notes to self as facts of investigation. Which means "evidence' is INVISIBLE...but numerous student's written notes indicate invisible are concerned about future of humans. Surely we ALL hear the dog whistle of white people walking their dogs to colonize territory in the DC neighborhood...but no one SEES the VERY VISIBLE results of:

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Ja, ja, INVISIBLE. (Yes, yes, I studied the Oxford Prof profusely.)

The Aliens are invisible, and they perform that Intersectional Interbreeding INVISIBLY, sure.
But the breed, the result, that is visible. Copiously. Looks alien, behaves alien, thinks (if at all) alien.

Vee haf ze La Grande Élection here, end of May, for Zyentral Komityet of EUSSR. And our betters - alack, all of a sudden so folksy, so caring, so empathic - pounce about how EUSSR's outer borders are save, and tight, and controlled, no worry folks, no worry. No, really - vee gif you our wörd.

But then - where are all those clearly alien neo-prole crowds hanging around here coming from? Ha?

That Prof, he better do samokritika and switch to Korrekt Science. The Aliens you don't see, and their sectual biz with humans they do invisibly, korrekt. But the - visible! - results of said biz they dump on Ze Planet, and above all into EUSSR, predominantly Chermany.

And vee hear things said about the south border of Amerikkkka, too.....

Nothing is as it seems...just walking your dog is CRIMINAL ACT. Yes?? Certain cartoon of Blind Russkie Trump walking an Israeli dog says so. So we are full circle back to original post by Colonel Obyezyana.

Jackalopelipsky
over and out

4/30/2019, 5:43 pm

Red Square wrote:I declare the People's Cube a sanctuary site for invisible aliens.

You crazy commies need a sign on the website to let invisible aliens know it's a safe space.

All Invisible Aliens Are Welcome Here

Oh, oh, oh! Make sure to use invisible colors of the rainbow.

4/30/2019, 5:52 pm

Visibly challenged?

5/1/2019, 3:42 am

RedDiaperette wrote:Should not "invisible" be more sensitively referred to as "of undocumented visibility"?

Or (my experience) is it more like "visible undocumentity"?

I agree, Komradette: all that social intersectious constructuality, suprematoriously whistling around doggies ears (of Schrödinger kitties' quantomechanic visibility/invisibility), it's all so confusing, so confusing...

5/1/2019, 4:17 pm

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... white supremacist dog whistles going off hidden in the song Edelweiss.
tja... supremacist dog whistles... Edelweiss...

You know, there is this Heidenröslein, by Johann Wolfgang Goethe
(Johann Wolfgang G is to poetry as Johann Sebastian B is to music).

Three verses, and recurring refrain:

Röslein, Röslein, Röslein rot,
Röslein auf der Heiden.

(Röslein is a diminutive, "lil' rose")
[/indentr][/indentr][/indentr]
... an obvious dog whistle for:

Russlein, Russlein, Russlein rot,
Russlein auf der Heiden.
Russlein is "lil' Russkie" (how supremacistic!), rot is "red" (is brown, the Nazi-red!), and
Heiden - why, off kours Goethe's supremacist dog whistle for "Heilhitlern"!

What else is (subliminally!) encoded in zat Cherman "poetry", I shudder to think.

Sauerkraut.. Kartoffelsuppe.. Schweinehund..

Mystery item No. 2
WPedia: a nice glimpse into Heidenröslein - original (de), literal (de→en), poetic (de→en).
Hide it back (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)

Good Grief, Dear Genosse, I never knew you were such a romantic! Sigh! I think I love you!(You know I do)

5/2/2019, 5:15 am

(in words of Messiah-2008:) I love you back, Pammie.

(& now zurück to shovel, shovel, shovel!)

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