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Cory Booker: Donald Trump is 'worse than a racist'

Comrades, we all believe in absolute and total equality with the proviso that "some Clintons are more equal than others..." But now there is a new and accepted hierarchy and stratification we must acknowledge and implement.

Comrade Cory Booker (D, oppressed minority cis-male) has announced on CNN (thus establishing policy) that Trump is "worse than a racist."

Now, those of us raised in Government schools know that the worst thing you could ever be called is misogynist homophobic white Male Republican xenophobe racist. That was the worst, and guaranteed to start an unrefereed session of kinetic diplomacy.

Now there is something worse than worst! Apparently racist is inadequate and now there is a Trump-level of racism.

If there is more than racist, there must also be less, the Party will need a committee to establish the proper terminology, eligibility and examples of who fits where.

If you heard it from Cory, you can bet that this is current truth ™ he is merely the sock-puppet for our dear MTE Hillary. Films at eleven...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrades, we all believe in absolute and total equality with the proviso that "some Clinton's are more equal than others..." But now there is a new and accepted hierarchy and stratification we must acknowledge and implement.

Surely, Comrade Ivan, you did not really mean to say that a (ptui) hierarchy should be established? That would be doubleplusunequal. We do not do hierarchies in the GWONT; we do only progressions.

And in this case, has not the progression always already been established by the Ministry of Newspeak, i.e., plusracist, doupleplusracist, googolracist, infiniteracist, and all the way to Trumpracist?

Ambassador, this committee must immediately search the Library of Congress to first make up the new word that means beyond racist. Then, maybe a new Space Exploration Initiative to travel to Racism and then beyond...then nuke the whole planet. Otherwise, Trump will be reelected in 2020.

Jackalopelipsky
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RedDiaperette wrote: Surely, Comrade Ivan, you did not really mean to say that a (ptui) hierarchy should be established? That would be doubleplusunequal. We do not do hierarchies in the GWONT; we do only progressions.

When a Democrat Presidential candidate of color says something is so, is it our place to question such?

Not in this beet collective. That's the story here! The last thing we believe in is precisely what The Next Dear Leader is discussing!

Oh, and don't call me Shirley.

Thanks.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:... Comrade Cory Booker .. announced .. that Trump is "worse than a racist." ...

Shshiny icepick, can't that Cory simply use 'RRRAAAAAcist'?

(or, by Maxim Gorky, must we now rewrite a part of TPC? we use 'RRRAAAAAcist' quite liberally!)

Does this imply that Comrade Cory Booker is "better than a racist" - or that he is a "better racist"?

RedDiaperette wrote:... [the progression] plusracist, doupleplusracist, googolracist, infiniteracist, and all the way to Trumpracist? ...

jackalopelipsky wrote:... Space Exploration Initiative to travel to Racism and then beyond...then nuke the whole planet. ...

Exactly, exactly!

Just wait and see those other weirdos, Math-types, pop up with proposals like:
Why not use the aleph scale? Like aleph-0 racist, aleph-1 racist, ... , aleph-α racist, ... , eh?

Even better, they add, with the usual symbols: ℵ₀ racist, ℵ₁ racist, ... , ℵ_α racist, ... , yay!

Red Square wrote:Does this imply that Comrade Cory Booker is "better than a racist" - or that he is a "better racist"?

Comrade Director, it is intuitively self evident to the untrained eye that Mr Booker is exempt from any accusation of racism. He's a Democrat.

RedDiaperette wrote:And in this case, has not the progression always already been established by the Ministry of Newspeak, i.e., plusracist, doupleplusracist, googolracist, infiniteracist, and all the way to Trumpracist?

Let's see. The missing stages in that progression would be...

...Hitler > Literally Hitler > Worse than Hitler > Literally Worse than Hitler > Trump

Is there a "worse than Trump" stage? Have we reached the limit? Or should we keep our options open in case there's another non-prog president in our future?

Red Square wrote:Is there a "worse than Trump" stage? Have we reached the limit? Or should we keep our options open in case there's another non-prog president in our future?

That's like asking what is outside the universe? or what will Next Tuesday look like?

Oh wow. So... OK, there are nine levels of Hell, right? Is that also true of Socialist Hell?

Probably. So, do we need to begin construction on a tenth level of Hell for those who are worse-than-racist?

We have lots of Comrades who are good at digging. Such as beets and stuff. If we all pitch in and work at it, I'm sure we could get the Tenth Level dug out and ready for Trumpsters by next Tuesday!

Comrades, it appears that the evil rrracist Larry Elder is using his Twitter account to further confuse the easily confused proletariat...