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Invasion of the Never Trumpers

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More at Confederacy of Drones.

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Apparently the 1978 documentary
Invasion of the Body Snatchers was more than just a conspiracy theory, it's been proven to be our new reality. We're not sure how one would get infected, but we've identified clear signs:

  • Participation in the anti-fascist movement by suppressing speech and providing frequent beatings until the rest of us fall in line.
  • Thinking ethnic appropriation is very bad but gender appropriation very good.
  • Using capitalist innovations to tear down capitalism.
  • Crushing civil rights in the name of civil rights.
  • Throwing temper tantrums, shaming those who disagree, and administering beatings to promote tolerance.
  • Thinking civil war statues are scarier than socialism.
  • Supporting open borders.
  • Promoting free stuff at post-pod transformation.

Pod people now are a real thing causing such grave confusion in the afflicted that the choice of which bathroom to use is only the beginning of each day's zombie-like plodding.

Those blank stares, though immediately turn to seething rage at the sight of a red hat, the sound of the Star Spangled Banner, or the smell of freedom and liberty.

Donald Trump meet Donald Sutherland.

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